Camel Toe Ho and Pimp get tossed from my local Kroger's.....

[Auto Donk]

I knew at the time that I was suddenly presented with, much akin to Sir Mixalot, with "an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face" in my local kroger's, with a full rarin' exposed camel toe suddenly asking me if Kroger's carried Cakebread chardonnay, that something was up.....

I'm talkin' out there camel toe, I'm talkin' flo jo ass, I'm talkin' so sheer I could f'n smell it..... akin to these:





well, despite some of my immediate inner feelings that I won't bore you with here, or get banned from sbr for detailing, I thought at the time, "whoa, this shit can't be right, this has to be some sort of candid camera or cuckold scene unfolding, or some perverse sexual game this babe and her scrawny, sweeper-like twig of a boyfriend are playing".... so, I just brushed her off with an obviously disinterested "I have no idea," and turned away and ignored her.....

had a laugh with my wife about it when I got home, only to have her check our neighborhood app this morning to find out the couple had been tossed from the Kroger's shortly thereafter when another man, also married, complained about her having propositioned him for a romp for some cash.....

guess that's one way to make some money to have a good X-mas when you're broke.....

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Who's the poofter "complaining"?
"He" (and I use the term loosely) must've been with his dried up shrew of a wife who said, "If you won't say something, I will"

Eff that party pooper ruining it for everyone.....