What would you do if this happened to you on a plane?

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    What would you do if this happened to you on a plane?
  • JIBBBY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-10-09
    • 83686

    #2
    I'd eat cheese and crackers and brush it off..

    Better then an obese man breathing hard sitting next to you and invading your personal space the entire flight..

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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      Jibs, I would also eat cheese and crackers, then with a mouthful I would “accidentally” sneeze on that foot.
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      • BigOrange
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-13-09
        • 6745

        #4
        I would pull out my lighter and set that big toe on fire!
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        • lakerboy
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-02-09
          • 94379

          #5
          I would spit on her toenail and tell her to clean her nail polish.
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          • Shute
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-20-17
            • 11835

            #6
            Start licking with tongue
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82839

              #7
              I would ask for hot coffee and then accidentally spill it on the toes.
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              • DwightShrute
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 01-17-09
                • 103376

                #8
                I would turn around and politely ask pavyracer to move his foot back to his side.
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                • JIBBBY
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-10-09
                  • 83686

                  #9
                  I'd politely ask her to cover that damn ugly foot of hers up. If she did we'd be cool, if not I'd start peeling garlic and eat it then breath on her the entire flight.. Maybe fart a few times as well and return the favor in spades..

                  Gotta fight fire with fire ...
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                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-10
                    • 8944

                    #10
                    Start slowly caressing it, stroking it, playing with it - then give her that "Let's go join the mile high club in the bathroom" look peering creepily over the back of your seat.....
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                    • slayer14
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-12-13
                      • 22021

                      #11
                      Was she hot looking
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                      • Weems2k
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 11-11-11
                        • 559

                        #12
                        Geez. She couldn't have worn some sexy socks, or nylons at least?
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                        • JIBBBY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-10-09
                          • 83686

                          #13
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                          • thechaoz
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-23-09
                            • 12154

                            #14
                            I'd take her drink tickets, throw on my Bose, and let the beats fly
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                              no brainer:


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                              • DwightShrute
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-17-09
                                • 103376

                                #16
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