Last time I order f'n Chinese Take Out... delivery girl got an attitude....

[Auto Donk]

I know you guys hate reading details of my wide array of encounters with members of the opposite sex.... so I'll keep this one short....


she got the delivery wrong, demanded a bigger tip, and well, being a hard softee, I gave her a lot more than just the tip.....


she went back to her place of employment who demanded answers from me, and thank god I could use the saudi's valid explanation of event "gone wrong"....


oh well..... don't come round here asking for a big tip, unless you really want it.......










guess I shoulda read the fortune cookie ahead of time.....

said "many red and blue flashing lights are on your horizon".....

[JIBBBY]

Donkers you're a freak.. lol....

[franklee168]

AD you fukker. I opened this at work with some others around me. The look I got!

[Auto Donk]

don't blame me, blame the gov't mk ultra program.....

those f'n cia geniuses had no idea that the "trigger" phrase they chose for me ("shrimp fried rice and fortune cookie") would just happened to be uttered by an asian delivery girl.......