How do I get rid of crabs

[phillyhata1]

Asking for a friend

[jeffksu]

1. Shave the right side of pubic area..
2. Get ice pick from the drawer...
3. Set left side of pubic area on fire..
4. Beat the shit out of them running to shaved area for safety..


5. You're done...

[BigOrange]

With some Old Bay and butter

[chico2663]

wax job

[Foxx]

Bacon grease

[VeggieDog]

Are "crabs" a real thing? I thought it was just a myth.

[El Nino]

Drink bleach

[VeggieDog]

Drink bleach

Agree. That will cure a lot of problems.

[bonzaii]

Drink bleach

What brand?

[fjaka]

[Microbetter]

A200. If that doesn't work ask Donk. That old whore prolly has had all the shellfish.

[SBR Drew]

Question is how did you get crabs?

[Kermit]

[DwightShrute]

[Ebumdude]

Lol. Just when I thought I have seen it all.

[blap10]

who gets crabs anyway?

[Ratpack]

thots get crabs and give them to simps

[Auto Donk]

it's not "crabs", it's "The Crabs"

saw in a movie once where some guys got into a pool and tried to drown them by staying in the pool for hours....

give that a whirl and check in


all you need to know:

when the pool doesn't work, just go buy this shit: