haven't watched the local htown news in months, just catching the six pm channel 13 news, and it's a goddam comedy show.....
f'n dude uses online dating to meet a woman, who is reluctant to meet for months, she finally gives in and he shows up, robs her, takes all her cash, her car, and her cell phone, and vanishes.... having watched some t.v., the cops decide to put up a phony catfish profile and describe the same type ho, and the mother fukker takes the bait..... cops didn't make him wait two months til "she" put out, and agreed to meet him at some shithole by the hour hotel he proposed....arrested.... book him, danno....
then the htown city council is embroiled in a heated debate on whether to allow some fukstick to open a "rent a sex robot" shop, with the mayor saying, "we have pro sports here, we can't have robotic brothels" opening up here!!!!!
the owner of the proposed shop says, "fuk you, I'm not creating a sex trade, I'm giving all the degenerate whore mongers in this town an outlet that will actually LESSEN the human trafficking/sex trade here in houston".....
then, a goddam water skier had his brain eaten after water skiing in a lake with "brain eating amoebas" in it.....
fuk, think i'll watch cnn...
f'n dude uses online dating to meet a woman, who is reluctant to meet for months, she finally gives in and he shows up, robs her, takes all her cash, her car, and her cell phone, and vanishes.... having watched some t.v., the cops decide to put up a phony catfish profile and describe the same type ho, and the mother fukker takes the bait..... cops didn't make him wait two months til "she" put out, and agreed to meet him at some shithole by the hour hotel he proposed....arrested.... book him, danno....
then the htown city council is embroiled in a heated debate on whether to allow some fukstick to open a "rent a sex robot" shop, with the mayor saying, "we have pro sports here, we can't have robotic brothels" opening up here!!!!!
the owner of the proposed shop says, "fuk you, I'm not creating a sex trade, I'm giving all the degenerate whore mongers in this town an outlet that will actually LESSEN the human trafficking/sex trade here in houston".....
then, a goddam water skier had his brain eaten after water skiing in a lake with "brain eating amoebas" in it.....
fuk, think i'll watch cnn...
