American workers who have been getting fukked for the last 40 or so years got a 2.9% pay increase.
I think we should have a big huge parade.
The Corporate Fukks executives who have seen their incomes rise 350 times more than the average worker... those guys are my brand new heroes. Really really outstanding.
Maybe we can get another Bush in the White House and start another war somewhere. You know, we never did find those weapons of mass destruction. And I'll bet we could invent new BS bogeyman things to go looking for too.
And then we could have even more wounded warrior type charities. We need more charities for these poor baztards who got limbs blown right the h3LL off their bodies. Those charity guys make really great executive salaries by flying around the world vacationing like kings and eating like pigs but don't worry because that type of compensation doesn't mean anything because all of those charities are really non-profit so it doesn't matter at all. Wouldn't that be just so wonderful???
And we need to really start thinking about building more big walls. That's important. Because the current system is breaking up crying kids from their mommies and daddies and you know, I've really been thinking hard about that, and it might just not be a good thing.
I am going to go out right now and buy a new Flag to fly. Wal-Mart has a sale on Flags because they were made in China by cheap labor. I don't see anything wrong with buying a Flag to fly that was made in China. And I heard there are hats and bumper stickers I can buy too!!!
I'm just sooooo really excited, and you know proud, and you know we really need that stuff. Isn't it great to be a proud citizen again? OMG, thank you Congress for saving our country!!!