I Had A Good Day Yesterday

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  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-10
    • 8944

    #1
    I Had A Good Day Yesterday
    Yesterday was good. No homeless people bothered me for money, nobody cut me off in traffic while I drove my minivan, No drama whatsoever. Went to the SuperCuts to get a trim and we all had a good time arguing over who is the greatest Tennis player of all time. Left and went to go sit down and eat at a high end sushi restaurant. The food was very good. Then I went to the 9 hole pitch and putt golf course near my house and as good luck would have it, there was a threesome about to tee off that I was able to join up with. Wound up just 3 over par, I couldn't be stopped that day! Then later that night, I met back up with my wife at a fancy Italian restaurant for some pasta and wine, we went home and had some pretty regular missionary sex (nothing too crazy, as my back was acting up a little from golf earlier) and called it a day.

  • unde0087
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-27-08
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    • Slipknot26
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      • 07-17-15
      • 5046

      #3
      Honestly laughing at this thread
      Nice job malted
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      • jtoler
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        • 12-17-13
        • 30967

        #4
        sorry just too hard to believe
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        • GT21Megatron
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          • 12-20-13
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          • KVB
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            • 05-29-14
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            • b1slickguy
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-24-11
              • 11959

              #7


              All believable except for the minivan bit.
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              • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-10
                • 8944

                #8
                Originally posted by b1slickguy


                All believable except for the minivan bit.
                Oh, it's true - just the other day, my friend came over to my house in his 2018 Honda Odyssey. We were playing a game of darts in my mancave when he said, "I'm going to make a run to BevMo for some craft I.P.A.'s and maybe a couple of Macanudos, but I'll have to stop for gas....."
                I said, "No problem buddy! Just take my Dodge Grand Caravan" - so he did, came back, and we ordered a pizza - - but, that's just how we roll in the 'Burbs.....

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                • jts1207
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                  • 12-15-16
                  • 8011

                  #9
                  Lol
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