Some obese middle aged man just came to my doot

[ApricotSinner32]

Slurring smelled like he was 14 beers deep saying my 20 pound dog attacked him.... Making up stories... Do we call the cops on this piece of shit?

[ApricotSinner32]

Door

[yisman]

Was it po69?

[jjgold]

Do you even have a dog?

[KVB]

No, do not call cops.

Hire former McDonalds manager Andrea the Giant to run him off, I hear she's looking for work...

[semibluff]

He's officially retired now so hopefully that's an end to the matter.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

{Some obese middle aged man just came to my doot}

[Microbetter]

The next time JJGold comes to your door, tell him you're not home.

[Bostongambler]

No don’t call the cops, just post it out here at sbr and we will solve this matter.

[ApricotSinner32]

No don’t call the cops, just post it out here at sbr and we will solve this matter.

[The Kraken]

If he’s still there please call the cops

[ApricotSinner32]

If he’s still there please call the cops

Sharp