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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #1
    He's such a tough guy.... a real fixer!




    what a fukkin' pussy..... "I'M A TOUGH GUY!!!!"


    yeah, that's the ticket, so fukkin' tough he has to secretly record his client's phone calls.....

    real tough til the fbi showed up.... "I'M A TOUGH..... WAIT, your with the fbi???? Let me show you where the tapes are...."


    fixer? only one "f" word describes this pussy: Fukhead


    the fixer is now the only problem Presidente Hump has......


    remember how cohen used to just walk down the street casting menacing glares at people.....

    such a "tough guy"/"fixer"!!!






    now the truth comes out, and we see he's just a total pussy/rat......


    oh well, at least El Hump got to pork this babe in her prime:

  • BIGDAY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 02-17-10
    • 48247

    #2
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    • JIBBBY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-10-09
      • 83476

      #3
      Cohen about to tear up his get out of jail free card with Trump if he turns private stuff over regarding affairs.. Did he forget Trump has the power to pardon people and friends? Trump will now let him burn if this goes South..

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      • gauchojake
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 09-17-10
        • 34131

        #4
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        • bababoyee
          SBR Hustler
          • 04-10-18
          • 90

          #5
          This story is actually very good for Trump.
          He says on tape to pay her by check instead of cash, so that it’s traceable.
          Trump’s people want this story out there.
          It proves he was not trying to bypass campaign finance laws.
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          • d2bets
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            • 08-10-05
            • 39847

            #6
            Oh, you can bet there are more tapes.
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            • mikejamm
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-24-09
              • 11066

              #7
              Originally posted by JIBBBY
              Cohen about to tear up his get out of jail free card with Trump if he turns private stuff over regarding affairs.. Did he forget Trump has the power to pardon people and friends? Trump will now let him burn if this goes South..

              https://www.thoughtco.com/presidenti...elines-4070815
              Yeah, that's all you fuks care about, is getting pardons for crooks. Real fuk'in "American" of you. Trump's cronies commit crimes, no worries, just get the orange asshole to pardon them. Just goes to show where moral values lie in this country for idiots who support this fuk'in ignorant joke of a president.

              That's alright though, blue wave mid terms are coming, and after that, the piece of shit can go suck putin's cok and golf his fat fuk'in ass in Mar a logo until he drops from a heart attack, cause he's fuk'in done! Game, set and match on this political loser douche bag.
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              • HockeyRocks
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-10-13
                • 6069

                #8
                An American brings 75 Million dollars into the Country illegally and pays no Federal Income taxes on the dough...

                he happens to be going to trial this coming week....Somewhere, someplace a prison guard is just waiting for that person

                to come by that prison so he can jump into the orange jump suit he's holding for such criminal...

                This is just the beginning of many of Douchebag Don's cronies going to jail...Stand by...
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                • JIBBBY
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-10-09
                  • 83476

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mikejamm
                  Yeah, that's all you fuks care about, is getting pardons for crooks. Real fuk'in "American" of you. Trump's cronies commit crimes, no worries, just get the orange asshole to pardon them. Just goes to show where moral values lie in this country for idiots who support this fuk'in ignorant joke of a president.

                  That's alright though, blue wave mid terms are coming, and after that, the piece of shit can go suck putin's cok and golf his fat fuk'in ass in Mar a logo until he drops from a heart attack, cause he's fuk'in done! Game, set and match on this political loser douche bag.
                  Your boys Obama and Bill Clinton pardon alot of crooks.. I'm not in favor of it..

                  Political witch hunts like this going on with Trump now I do have a problem with.. Let the man run the Country.. NOTHING BURGER!!! MAGA!!!
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43572

                    #10
                    all I know is that if it came down to choosing as my personal "fixer" either cohen or this guy:





                    I'm going with the guy in the bandana with the tiny kahk.....

                    he doesn't look like he knows how to record a telephone conversation with me telling him all the illegal shit I need done for me.....
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                    • JIBBBY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-10-09
                      • 83476

                      #11
                      The only fix that was in was with Hillary and her crooked clan.. First Bernie gets rail roaded, Crooked Hillary then starts destroying phones and erasing emails, then the Dems decide to blame Trump and Russia for the Hillary loss in the end... Liberal media backs all this 100% and has been running with it ever since..

                      Mueller investigation is then started and nothing found to date on Trump/Russia collusion, no vote tampering at ballots were found with the Russia meddling either.. Yet after a year the investigation still continues, media still riding it, Trump now meets with Putin and the media labels him as committing treason..

                      Does it get any more crazy then that???? Seriously???

                      What is going on with this Country on the Democratic/Liberal side? Now they basically call for harassment and even violence for all Trump officials and supporters, while they continue to resist everything and push for open borders.

                      Gotta be an idiot to vote DEMOCRATIC these days!!!!
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43572

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                        The only fix that was in was with Hillary and her crooked clan.. First Bernie gets rail roaded, Crooked Hillary then starts destroying phones and erasing emails, then the Dems decide to blame Trump and Russia for the Hillary loss in the end... Liberal media backs all this 100% and has been running with it ever since..

                        Mueller investigation is then started and nothing found to date on Trump/Russia collusion, no vote tampering at ballots were found with the Russia meddling either.. Yet after a year the investigation still continues, media still riding it, Trump now meets with Putin and the media labels him as committing treason..

                        Does it get any more crazy then that???? Seriously???

                        What is going on with this Country on the Democratic/Liberal side? Now they basically call for harassment and even violence for all Trump officials and supporters, while they continue to resist everything and push for open borders.

                        Gotta be an idiot to vote DEMOCRATIC these days!!!!
                        fuk all this shit.... party tonight and let's all get laid.......


                        gates open at thirty mins after dark for the first DonkLand House Party in over a year......

                        single bitches gathering already..... may let them in for a pre-show show to the real show.......


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                        • JIBBBY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-10-09
                          • 83476

                          #13
                          ^^ Donkers you go man!!! Party like a rock star!! Burn the candle and both ends!!

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                          • juicername
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-14-15
                            • 6911

                            #14
                            So instead of getting pissed off at your favorite oompa loompa you get angry at the guy exposing him?

                            Makes sense ...
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                            • JMobile
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-21-10
                              • 19078

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk




                              what a fukkin' pussy..... "I'M A TOUGH GUY!!!!"


                              yeah, that's the ticket, so fukkin' tough he has to secretly record his client's phone calls.....

                              real tough til the fbi showed up.... "I'M A TOUGH..... WAIT, your with the fbi???? Let me show you where the tapes are...."


                              fixer? only one "f" word describes this pussy: Fukhead


                              the fixer is now the only problem Presidente Hump has......


                              remember how cohen used to just walk down the street casting menacing glares at people.....

                              such a "tough guy"/"fixer"!!!






                              now the truth comes out, and we see he's just a total pussy/rat......


                              oh well, at least El Hump got to pork this babe in her prime:

                              He kind of looks like Balki from Perfect Strangers.
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                              • jayfly
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-18-09
                                • 1234

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk




                                what a fukkin' pussy..... "I'M A TOUGH GUY!!!!"


                                yeah, that's the ticket, so fukkin' tough he has to secretly record his client's phone calls.....

                                real tough til the fbi showed up.... "I'M A TOUGH..... WAIT, your with the fbi???? Let me show you where the tapes are...."


                                fixer? only one "f" word describes this pussy: Fukhead


                                the fixer is now the only problem Presidente Hump has......


                                remember how cohen used to just walk down the street casting menacing glares at people.....

                                such a "tough guy"/"fixer"!!!






                                now the truth comes out, and we see he's just a total pussy/rat......


                                oh well, at least El Hump got to pork this babe in her prime:

                                He is about as tough as your phony ass you *** swallowing loser.
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43572

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jayfly
                                  He is about as tough as your phony ass you *** swallowing loser.
                                  many on here have met me..... not sure how many have met you...

                                  but i can GUARANTEE that any that have met both of us will predict I'll beat the shit out of your fat ass in short order, fatboy......

                                  nice beatin' the shit out of you in poker today when u misplayed your f'n queens like a true fukkin' donk.....

                                  what a f'n idiot
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                                  • jayfly
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-18-09
                                    • 1234

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    many on here have met me..... not sure how many have met you...

                                    but i can GUARANTEE that any that have met both of us will predict I'll beat the shit out of your fat ass in short order, fatboy......

                                    nice beatin' the shit out of you in poker today when u misplayed your f'n queens like a true fukkin' donk.....

                                    what a f'n idiot
                                    I didnt play today you stupid penetrate. Whos the idiot? LOL you are such a tool. Phony ass self important narcissist personal injury chasing prick.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43572

                                      #19
                                      shit,.... here i was berating some other prick thinkin' it was you...... fuk.....

                                      my apologies to that guy.... he probably thought i was a f'n psycho.......

                                      let me go check to see who it was.....


                                      shit, may have been jay tris.... my apologies to him, i was callin him a fat fuk shithead thinkin' it was you......

                                      apologies to him, a big fuk you meet me at teh bash, bitch, to you
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                                      • jayfly
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-18-09
                                        • 1234

                                        #20
                                        yeah you should apologize to him next time you see him at a table lol, not sure why you think i am fat as thats not me in my avatar. LOL I would love nothing more than to come down to the bash and butt penetrate you but I have better things to do.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43572

                                          #21
                                          well, at least I wasn't off base when I said it's a toss up between you and ttwarrior as to who wants my, as diggity calls it, "nice ass" more.....

                                          I'll pass on your anal treats offer, as well, fatboy
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                                          • vitterd
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 09-14-17
                                            • 59265

                                            #22
                                            Imagine the stuff Cohen must know. Being trumps lawyer....can’t imagine all the disgusting stuff he’s had to do for him.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43572

                                              #23
                                              as I was telling my wife, the dumbass "tough guy" "fixer" is now the biggest problem El Hump has......

                                              whatchya get when you hire a guy who runs a cab company (instead of practicing law) to be your personal consigliere.....

                                              then the pussy can't read the writing on the wall ("P A R D O N"), stages a "raid" on himself (he warned a friend to get out before the "raid" went down, so it was no surprise and he knew it was coming), and serves up tapes to the fbi because he's a pussy.....

                                              uh, I mean, "tough guy" who'll take a bullet for trump.....

                                              serves trump right for hiring such a f'n idiot.....
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                                              • jayfly
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-18-09
                                                • 1234

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                well, at least I wasn't off base when I said it's a toss up between you and ttwarrior as to who wants my, as diggity calls it, "nice ass" more.....

                                                I'll pass on your anal treats offer, as well, fatboy

                                                Of course sweetie.
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43572

                                                  #25
                                                  so, this stupid mother fukker cohen is going to spill the beans tomorrow on trump.....

                                                  short of watching me beat the living shit out of jayfly's wussy ass, this will be the funnest thing to watch in a while..........

                                                  word is he's gonna go down the list of babes trump's fukked behind milania's back..... she's bound to divorce his ass soon
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                                                  • thechaoz
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-23-09
                                                    • 12154

                                                    #26
                                                    GOP are so scared they are witness intimidating through Twitter.

                                                    They know the coming days Cohen is going to blow the roof off these frauds
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                                                    • maggiethebestdog
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-21-13
                                                      • 6700

                                                      #27
                                                      He certainly will be a hard witness to discredit
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                                                      • Cuse0323
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-09-09
                                                        • 30169

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by thechaoz
                                                        GOP are so scared they are witness intimidating through Twitter.

                                                        They know the coming days Cohen is going to blow the roof off these frauds
                                                        Nope. Business as usual. He didn’t come with enough. Maybe next time.
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                                                        • BadNina
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-27-07
                                                          • 10491

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                                          He certainly will be a hard witness to discredit
                                                          How so? He is a felon where he pled guilty to lying to Congress. So now they want people to believe he is telling the truth!! Except that he was caught in several lies again today and has been referred over for criminal prosecution. Again. And that was after he went over his "testimony" with his lawyer (the Clinton's fixer), head of the DNC, and Dem rep Cummings and Schiff. And he still got caught in multiple lies.

                                                          All he did was talk about rumors and gossip. He has nothing of any substance on Trump. If he did, he would have already used it. He took his plea deal because he got his wife to sign with him on one of the forms for a loan he lied on and he took the fall so she wouldn't go to prison as well. That is the only decent thing he has done.
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                                                          • mikejamm
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-24-09
                                                            • 11066

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                            Nope. Business as usual. He didn’t come with enough. Maybe next time.
                                                            Not enough? Yeah right. Are you really that fuk’in blindly stupid? Trump has been lying to the American public since day fuk’in one. Nobody knew his crooked illegal dealings better than Cohen. And Cohen lied because the orange asshole paid him to. You brainwashed trump cok swallowers are pissed because it’s all falling apart.

                                                            You blindly follow a lying buffoon idiot, who illegally paid off women he fuk’ed to keep them quiet, cheated on his unreleased taxes and joked about how easy it was fuk’ing over working tax payers who play by the rules and pay their fare share.

                                                            Top it it off with Russian collusion, a lying cover up and supporting a murderous dictator.
                                                            Gotta make you real proud huh?

                                                            Mueller report will finally finish this orange asswipe. Impeachment on the way!
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                                                            • reigle9
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                                                              • 10-25-07
                                                              • 17879

                                                              #31
                                                              You might have the worst case of tds on here. Amazing the ability you people have to see the exact opposite of reality.
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                                                              • ByeShea
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-30-08
                                                                • 7918

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                                                He certainly will be a hard witness to discredit
                                                                "I have lied, but I am not a liar."

                                                                - Michael Cohen to Congress ... 3 months after being found guilty of lying to Congress
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                                                                • DwightShrute
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 01-17-09
                                                                  • 101282

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • katstale
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-07-07
                                                                    • 3924

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this marble mouth POS will soon be introduced to Vern Schillinger. good riddance
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                                                                    • ByeShea
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                                      • 7918

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by thechaoz

                                                                      They know the coming days Cohen is going to blow the roof off these frauds
                                                                      Wasn't that Mueller's job?
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