Anyone know how to make a homemade cockring?

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  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36581

    #1
    Anyone know how to make a homemade cockring?
    All you need do is shave all your pubes off except a little triangular landing strip
    where the cockring would sit or just above the cockshaft, using #2 setting on clippers..
    Those little prickly whiskers will give her a "Sally met Hairy" orgasm every time......

    *Important when mowing the fairway*
    Do not hit the shaft or nutsack with the bare clippers as it will draw
    blood and pain instantly.........

    Then use razor to finish the field...........


    Definite ticket outta the doghouse as well..........
  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-10
    • 8944

    #2
    "Men, whatever you do, do NOT shave your balls. Your lady might enjoy it the first night, but after a day or two, it'll feel like she's getting hit in the taint with a cactus pad....."

    --- Greg Fitzsimmons
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
      "Men, whatever you do, do NOT shave your balls. Your lady might enjoy it the first night, but after a day or two, it'll feel like she's getting hit in the taint with a cactus pad....."

      --- Greg Fitzsimmons
      uh, some women like that sensation, I 'll have you know......
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      • Bostongambler
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        • 02-01-08
        • 35581

        #4
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