THANK YOU, FLORIDA! (Haven't said that in a while, needed to reiterate it)

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    THANK YOU, FLORIDA! (Haven't said that in a while, needed to reiterate it)
    As my beautiful wife and I will in all likelihood retire in Volusia County, Florida, I just wanted to say "thanks again" for what my future neighbors did back in November, 2016......

    beautiful to watch:

  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    ps... Kudos to the land of JJ Watt, as well.....

    vids even better than the florida one.....

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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      It was the greatest night in American History

      The man is turning around this Country
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        and of course, the beautiful morning after!!!!:

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        • ChuckyTheGoat
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-04-11
          • 37448

          #5
          Donk, those cans in your avatar are amazing.
          Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            2020 he is going to run away with it
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              quick question for hiLIARy.....:

              "hey, hiLIARy, did you get your fat cellulite-covered ass handed to you in the 2016 presidential election?"


              her response:


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              • daneblazer
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-14-08
                • 27861

                #8
                Why in the world would you want to retire in volusia county
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                • cincinnatikid513
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-23-17
                  • 45360

                  #9
                  Le Donk is coming to florida, Lord help us
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                  • MinnesotaFats
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-18-10
                    • 14758

                    #10
                    Why Volusia?

                    Looking there myself, stuff not appreciating as well as South and Gulf Coast...
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                    • deltgen
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-31-10
                      • 865

                      #11
                      I never get tired of watching those election night clips. Some of those "journalists" are near tears in many of them.
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                      • Cuse0323
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-09-09
                        • 30169

                        #12
                        Love watching the Liberals cry in all those videos. Can’t get enough of ‘em.
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                        • ikid2groove415
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-08-18
                          • 11981

                          #13
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            He is such a great president
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                            • ex50warrior
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-10-09
                              • 3822

                              #15
                              Very entertaining!
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                              • jts1207
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-15-16
                                • 8011

                                #16
                                Donker you are going to trigger and melt a lot of clowns here
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                                • GUMMO77
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-23-10
                                  • 9294

                                  #17
                                  You'll fit right in.
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                                  • Biff41
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-23-14
                                    • 1234

                                    #18
                                    Sweaty humid summers, huricanes, mojitos with enough rum to hide the stale mint flavor, what's not to like?
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                                    • cincinnatikid513
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-23-17
                                      • 45360

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Biff41
                                      Sweaty humid summers, huricanes, mojitos with enough rum to hide the stale mint flavor, what's not to like?
                                      ur not lying about humidity, walk from the house to the mailbox and i'm soaked humidity is a bitch
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                                      • GUMMO77
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-23-10
                                        • 9294

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                        ur not lying about humidity, walk from the house to the mailbox and i'm soaked humidity is a bitch
                                        hot
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                                        • mikejamm
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-24-09
                                          • 11047

                                          #21
                                          Yeah, hurry up and get your old fuk'in washed up ass down there and die with the rest of the old stupid right wing fuks who live there. Make sure you say hello to your Cuban neighbors cause you'll be the only white fuk's left there real soon.

                                          It won't be red much longer ass mouth, just like your Tex Mexican hacienda state you live in now. Old pieces of shit like you are fast becoming the dead white minority.

                                          Another old fuk Geritol who needs a pill just to get it up until one day your much younger Hispanic wife leaves you for the Cuban pool boy she's been fuk'ing while your tired old ass is fast asleep at 6pm after your 3pm dinner.

                                          But hey, let's look on the bright side, at least you're shoot'in blanks and can no longer pro create. We've got enough dumb fuk's on the planet as it is.
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by daneblazer
                                            Why in the world would you want to retire in volusia county
                                            wife's family is from there, her dad is leaving her like 5-6 rental properties and a righteous house; will probably pick up a weekend BUNGalow in new smyrna.....

                                            she still has freinds and family there..... in deland
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mikejamm
                                              Yeah, hurry up and get your old fuk'in washed up ass down there and die with the rest of the old stupid right wing fuks who live there. Make sure you say hello to your Cuban neighbors cause you'll be the only white fuk's left there real soon.

                                              It won't be red much longer ass mouth, just like your Tex Mexican hacienda state you live in now. Old pieces of shit like you are fast becoming the dead white minority.

                                              Another old fuk Geritol who needs a pill just to get it up until one day your much younger Hispanic wife leaves you for the Cuban pool boy she's been fuk'ing while your tired old ass is fast asleep at 6pm after your 3pm dinner.

                                              But hey, let's look on the bright side, at least you're shoot'in blanks and can no longer pro create. We've got enough dumb fuk's on the planet as it is.
                                              mike, if we meet, I can assure you that you and I will go to the hospital together.....


                                              so the doctor can take my foot out of your ass.....
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                                              • Harry N. Lloyd
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-26-08
                                                • 4810

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                Yeah, hurry up and get your old fuk'in washed up ass down there and die with the rest of the old stupid right wing fuks who live there. Make sure you say hello to your Cuban neighbors cause you'll be the only white fuk's left there real soon.

                                                It won't be red much longer ass mouth, just like your Tex Mexican hacienda state you live in now. Old pieces of shit like you are fast becoming the dead white minority.

                                                Another old fuk Geritol who needs a pill just to get it up until one day your much younger Hispanic wife leaves you for the Cuban pool boy she's been fuk'ing while your tired old ass is fast asleep at 6pm after your 3pm dinner.

                                                But hey, let's look on the bright side, at least you're shoot'in blanks and can no longer pro create. We've got enough dumb fuk's on the planet as it is.
                                                Mike, try a glass of warm milk before you go to bed. It will settle you down and help you sleep peacefully.
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                                                • JIBBBY
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                  • 83686

                                                  #25
                                                  I'll be living in Florida one day.. Maybe near the Destin area.. Solid American State!!!

                                                  Miami the exception to that fine State.. Garbage pit over there..

                                                  Destin beaches are nice... Sign me up!!!

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                                                  • The Kraken
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                    • 28918

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                    I'll be living in Florida one day.. Maybe near the Destin area.. Solid American State!!!

                                                    Miami the exception to that fine State.. Garbage pit over there..

                                                    Destin beaches are nice... Sign me up!!!

                                                    Probably some of the finest beaches anywhere

                                                    Def a tourist trap though and a zoo during spring break, many locals bail for spring break and head for Jackson Hole
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                                                    • newguy
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-27-09
                                                      • 6100

                                                      #27
                                                      Wife and I live in Brevard County. Both voted Trump. Some results showed that our county was one of a few in country that actually swung it his way.
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                                                      • JIBBBY
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-10-09
                                                        • 83686

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                        Probably some of the finest beaches anywhere

                                                        Def a tourist trap though and a zoo during spring break, many locals bail for spring break and head for Jackson Hole
                                                        I know I've been there 3 times in my life time.. Beaches are unreal.. The humidity in summer I could do with out but I suppose you get use to it... I'd live further down the coast.. I liked a quiet little town called Hollywood about 20 or 30 minute drive down the coast from Destin.. I hate the name of that town but I liked the town itself.... ...
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                                                        • bonusguy
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-25-17
                                                          • 1785

                                                          #29
                                                          daytona is the only place in florida that is good. because the beach is HUGE. both length and width

                                                          lived there for 10 years. yes it gets very very hot and humid but i was across the street from the beach and nothing beats 80 degree water temps in the ocean when its hot and humid out

                                                          bad parts of volusia however, very bad and dangerous

                                                          chipper jones if from deland
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                                                          • The Kraken
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-25-11
                                                            • 28918

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                            I know I've been there 3 times in my life time.. Beaches are unreal.. The humidity in summer I could do with out but I suppose you get use to it... I'd live further down the coast.. I liked a quiet little town called Hollywood about 20 or 30 minute drive down the coast from Destin.. I hate the name of that town but I liked the town itself.... ...
                                                            I stayed down there a few months back in the mid 90’s doing some work, I had a fukking blast. Unfortunately I didnt appreciate how beautiful the beaches were back then because I didnt have a lot to compare to, and was too busy chasing skirt. Maybe I’ll be chasing tail again there one day with you when we’re in our 70’s and we’ll be debating who was better Trump or Obama while bitching about whoever the president is in 2048
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                                                            • kyhawk
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 06-21-08
                                                              • 1012

                                                              #31
                                                              Lake Mary always rates as one of the best cities to live in USA. Sanford is a little dicey.
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                                                              • bonusguy
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-25-17
                                                                • 1785

                                                                #32
                                                                roaches also. have to live in a premium house to avoid a roach crawling in your ear
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                                                                • BadNina
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-27-07
                                                                  • 10491

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                  I'll be living in Florida one day.. Maybe near the Destin area.. Solid American State!!!

                                                                  Miami the exception to that fine State.. Garbage pit over there..

                                                                  Destin beaches are nice... Sign me up!!!


                                                                  Sweety, the whole Gulf coast is like that! You do have your touristy spots such as PCB, Destin now (that's only been in the past 10 years), and on up into AL. The beaches in MS have that same sugar white sand. The biggest difference is the water is a brown color from where it meets up with the MS river. And you do sort of get use to the humidity. Spring starts in February and winter doesn't start until December.
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                                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 83686

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BadNina
                                                                    Sweety, the whole Gulf coast is like that! You do have your touristy spots such as PCB, Destin now (that's only been in the past 10 years), and on up into AL. The beaches in MS have that same sugar white sand. The biggest difference is the water is a brown color from where it meets up with the MS river. And you do sort of get use to the humidity. Spring starts in February and winter doesn't start until December.
                                                                    BadNina My favorite gal on the forum..

                                                                    I reads ya, I've been up and down the Florida coast over the years.. The humidity in the summer and the Hurricane threat every year is a downer for sure.. ...

                                                                    Southern Cal has the earth quake threat going on though where I live now.. Big earthquakes are no fun trust me.. We're due now for another, it's been a while..

                                                                    No happy weather place on earth.. Gotta deal..
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                                                                    • GUMMO77
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-23-10
                                                                      • 9294

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bonusguy
                                                                      daytona is the only place in florida that is good.
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