Found her out on the ranch west of corpus this morning,after fishing the laguna madre

[Auto Donk]

safe to say I didn't call the border patrol.....




she knows a little broken english.....

wife teaching her the requirements to be our live-in "maid" as I type this......

lots of moaning as my wife, in the words of 2Chainz, "beats that pussy like a new song"......

(only way I could sell my wife on loading her up was to give her the first crack at her)

[robbypark]

4/10 at best. Not even worth facializing. I'm disappointed.

[cincinnatikid513]

A person (including a group of persons, business, organization or local government) commits a federal felony when he:

• assists an alien whom he should reasonably know is illegally in the U.S. or who lacks employment authorization, by transporting, sheltering, or assisting him to obtain employment,
• encourages that alien to remain in the U.S., by referring him to an employer, by acting as employer or agent for an employer in any way, or
• knowingly assists illegal aliens due to personal convictions.

Penalties upon conviction include criminal fines, imprisonment, and forfeiture of vehicles and real property used to commit the crime.
Anyone employing or contracting with an illegal alien without verifying his work authorization status is guilty of a misdemeanor. Aliens and employers violating immigration laws are subject to arrest, detention, and seizure of their vehicles or property. In addition, individuals or entities who engage in racketeering enterprises that commit (or conspire to commit) immigration-related felonies are subject to private civil suits for treble damages and injunctive relief.

[Eddy Munny]

4/10 at best. Not even worth facializing. I'm disappointed.

Well how many tens have you encountered stumbling out of the tree lines on your fishing trips?

[Auto Donk]

4/10 at best. Not even worth facializing. I'm disappointed.

you should see what I usually have to cart away trying to make it to h-town via corpus/valley......

you play the illegal alien cards you're dealt.....



she cleans well according to her and sucks a mean kahk......

(i'm meaner than hell right now)


they way she throats, I have to believe she's spent a bit of time in Boystown, tho she'll probably never admit it now that she's found a home.....

[Auto Donk]

A person (including a group of persons, business, organization or local government) commits a federal felony when he:

• assists an alien whom he should reasonably know is illegally in the U.S. or who lacks employment authorization, by transporting, sheltering, or assisting him to obtain employment,
• encourages that alien to remain in the U.S., by referring him to an employer, by acting as employer or agent for an employer in any way, or
• knowingly assists illegal aliens due to personal convictions.

Penalties upon conviction include criminal fines, imprisonment, and forfeiture of vehicles and real property used to commit the crime.
Anyone employing or contracting with an illegal alien without verifying his work authorization status is guilty of a misdemeanor. Aliens and employers violating immigration laws are subject to arrest, detention, and seizure of their vehicles or property. In addition, individuals or entities who engage in racketeering enterprises that commit (or conspire to commit) immigration-related felonies are subject to private civil suits for treble damages and injunctive relief.

you need to cite the full law on this matter.....

I'm sure there's a "double penetration" exception in there somewhere.....

wife is putting on her strapon now.....

[jjgold]

Good one

[robbypark]

Well pretty much all spanish/latina women clean and cook well so I guess that might make up for her fugly face. It's why they are so much better than the majority of white women - feminism has made them think that they don't have to do any damn work around the house. American white women are the worst. Asian women are probably the best - they cook, clean and are submissive in life and in bed.

[Auto Donk]

Well pretty much all spanish/latina women clean and cook well so I guess that might make up for her fugly face. It's why they are so much better than the majority of white women - feminism has made them think that they don't have to do any damn work around the house. American white women are the worst. Asian women are probably the best - they cook, clean and are submissive in life and in bed.

you got that shit right.... wasn't ten seconds after she gushed and finished us off that she was up and pulling the sheets off the bed.....

(the gusher and the fecal matter from the d.p. kinda messed em up..... didn't have the heart to tell her it's a goddam rental and we already have maid service.....)

[Clutchut12]

you got that shit right.... wasn't ten seconds after she gushed and finished us off that she was up and pulling the sheets off the bed.....

(the gusher and the fecal matter from the d.p. kinda messed em up..... didn't have the heart to tell her it's a goddam rental and we already have maid service.....)

I want to say this whole story is a bunch of bullshit,but its the donker so i have to believe it!!

[cincinnatikid513]

I want to say this whole story is a bunch of bullshit,but its the donker so i have to believe it!!

waiting to hear on the news texas couple keeps sex slave who also cleans the house

[jjgold]

BS story

Automan not even a lawyer

[big joe 1212]

Fake news

[jjgold]

lol lawyer

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, you lucky son of a bitch.

We need more pics of this hot mamacita.

[KVB]

[Auto Donk]

lol lawyer

res ipsa loquitor, mother fukker.....

(she's teaching me latin as she rides me)

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, I need a picture of this fine Mexican girl with her face nestled in your wife's ample bosoms.

Thanks

[mikejamm]

safe to say I didn't call the border patrol.....




she knows a little broken english.....

wife teaching her the requirements to be our live-in "maid" as I type this......

lots of moaning as my wife, in the words of 2Chainz, "beats that pussy like a new song"......

(only way I could sell my wife on loading her up was to give her the first crack at her)

You need to find a fuk'in brain. Oh yeah, that's right, it's all fuk'in fried from years of cocaine and pure dumb fuk Texas stupidity. Making fun of the desperation of women and children trying to flee violent, murdering, drug infested countries. Real class.

You're a real piece of thread whoring shit as usual. How about for once you go on vacation and actually pay attention to your wife and shut the fuk up about it? Impossible for you of course, like we need to know every fuk'in detail of your phony bullshit exploits.

Please by all means, thread whore on. We'll await your next 20 threads. How about one where you shove a specked trout up your ass? We're all so starved for more idiot entertainment.

[TheSchafe]

Living the life, Donker. Bi women are like diamonds...you know what I mean by that. Glad you got yourself one on lock down like I do. Life is great.

[Auto Donk]

after a cocaine fueled day of debauchery, weed, molly, and the xanax to get some sleep, wifey and I awoke this morning to find our new maid missing.....

apparenlty she bolted from our beach side BUNGalow during the middle of the night to head for real work and avoid becoming a sex slave....

stole forty dollars from my wife's purse and all of my c redit c ards and $220 or so in cash from my wallet....

f'n now I know why they use cages on these whores and their whorelets (little f'd up theiving kids) when they snare em down on the border.....

should've put her desperate, assylum-seeking taco-vending ass in shackles, as I had originally planned, but my wife said "no f'n way" to that, as she felt that was "her special thing" that no third wheels can experience.....

oh well, like mike jam aluded to, there'll be more of these fleeing whores coming through the ranch at some point, and next time I'll tie em up to a pile of crab traps after we're done beating their pussies/toasty-brown cinnamon rings like a new song for the day/night, so that the noise will wake me if they try to escape.....

then again, like brick tamland in the 40-yr old virgin, I never was a much of a hoe-runner.... (or human trafficker, for that matter).....

probably could of sold her to my mexican mafia clients for a pretty nice sum...... tho we did put quite a few miles on that pussy/ass yesterday.....


ps.... I need someone here that knows spanish, maybe some bleeding heart liberal who coddles these doglike theiving aliens, to translate her final words she ever said to me, as I pulled it out of her ass for the last time, spent, almost coming air at that f'n point due to being so "shot out", "el loco gringo!!!"

As a wise, red-headed, orange skinned leader once said, "they're fukkin' ANIMALS!!!!"

[TheSchafe]

Can't give into her Donk, they're always wrong. Look what happened. Should have LOCKED HER UP