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BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#36Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#37pics say 2008Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#38Who is the girl on the left???Comment -
El TerribleSBR MVP
- 05-04-18
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#42We were sitting around after Christmas dinner one year and that movie was on and the scene was at some Vegas pool- She went to UNLV and some high end Hotels used to pay her $600 for her and others to sit around the pool in her freshman year, so I say "have you ever been to that pool?" and she says "dad, I'm in this movie" and i'm like "what?" My daughter was bothered that I didn't know so I yelled at my wife "Why didn't you tell me she was in this movie!!!"Comment -
El TerribleSBR MVP
- 05-04-18
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DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#46rachel harrisComment -
El TerribleSBR MVP
- 05-04-18
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#47Lets change the subject guys..I have two stalkers here at SBR
I don't want anyone figuring out who i am- They'll give my stores and restaurants bad reviews, and possibly slaughter us in our sleepComment -
El TerribleSBR MVP
- 05-04-18
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#49well ya never know, anybody that gets upset with you and follows you around on every thread is definately unstable and capable of almost anything.. You know before I was the President of a Labor union I was the EAP guy. People came to me when they got fired, and if they had a problem (marriage drugs alcohol or whatever) I could get them thier jobs back if we solved the problem... They had to be honest with me and tell me thier deepest darkest secrets so i've heard it all and seen it all. People are f*cked up
One time a guy came in after being fired for missing work- His wife dumped him and he was drinking a lot. I tried to cheer him up by telling him "you're a good guy, she'll be back" and he said "no she won't she caught me f*cking the dog". Yikes! How do you handle that? So I said "big dog or small dog?" and he said "big" so I said "boy dog or girl dog?" and he said "girl" so I said "we'll thats not so bad then"Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#50Thank goodness it was a female dog.
I was worried you were going to tell me the guy was gay.Comment -
KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
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#53Well, this thread took off.Comment -
inter1097SBR Sharp
- 10-04-09
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#54Are those your shart plays of the day?Comment -
Clutchut12SBR MVP
- 09-20-16
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#55Lolol a picture from 10 years ago.Cant see the girls face, hell you know the bitch must have a butterface because if she was hot and this dude had any balls left too him he would be banging that little oompa loompa day in and day out instead of posting here 700 times a day.Like i said el terrible is like the little kid in the episode of Southpark who sat in front of his computer all day and waited for people to post on his dumbass comments. What a fkin tool.Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#57Whats STP?
Shitter to puss?Comment -
will2surviveSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-26-09
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#59OP isn't kidding. I guarantee he farted at least once in his life and crapped in his pants. Just like everyone in the world picks their nose and has at least touched the outer edge of their butt crack. It's human nature. Yuck.
I bet Prince Harry has flung a booger before.Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#60Prince Harry still rolls and flings boogers, to this day.
Why quit now?Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#61
Stink to Pink, diggity.....
how the fuk did you not know that terminology????
tho, in your defense, you did get the concept right....
oil derrick in one and into the other and back and forth between two, and shit will get off the chain (or literally, perhaps ON the "chain"...)
once went stp in a threesome with two babes stacked missionary, one from the other... ie, top babe ass's to bottom babe's vag... and back and forth....
these two THOUGHT they knew each other very well.... they had no idea how much better I'd connect them.....Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#62Comment -
El TerribleSBR MVP
- 05-04-18
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#63Stink to Pink, diggity.....
how the fuk did you not know that terminology????
tho, in your defense, you did get the concept right....
oil derrick in one and into the other and back and forth between two, and shit will get off the chain (or literally, perhaps ON the "chain"...)
once went stp in a threesome with two babes stacked missionary, one from the other... ie, top babe ass's to bottom babe's vag... and back and forth....
these two THOUGHT they knew each other very well.... they had no idea how much better I'd connect them.....
Just my opinion, for whatever it's worth
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