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  • BeatTheJerk
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-19-07
    • 31794

    #36
    Originally posted by el terrible
    i don't know about all the time, but when she comes to bed, she's ready for anything
    atm ?
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    • cincinnatikid513
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-23-17
      • 45360

      #37
      pics say 2008
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #38
        Originally posted by El Terrible
        Prettiest girl in school (with a 4500 student body) Prom, Queen, head cheerleader and everything. She was a senior, I was a Junior and she chased me. Got her pregnant on Prom night, had the baby the second mt St Helens blew up...

        Hotter than hell- the short one
        Who is the girl on the left???
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        • El Terrible
          SBR MVP
          • 05-04-18
          • 1436

          #39
          Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
          pics say 2008
          Still hot

          END OF SUBJECT
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          • El Terrible
            SBR MVP
            • 05-04-18
            • 1436

            #40
            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
            Who is the girl on the left???
            The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #41
              Originally posted by El Terrible
              The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
              El Burrito, lets do a double date.

              You and your wife.

              Me and the movie star.

              You pay the bill.
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              • El Terrible
                SBR MVP
                • 05-04-18
                • 1436

                #42
                Originally posted by El Terrible
                The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
                We were sitting around after Christmas dinner one year and that movie was on and the scene was at some Vegas pool- She went to UNLV and some high end Hotels used to pay her $600 for her and others to sit around the pool in her freshman year, so I say "have you ever been to that pool?" and she says "dad, I'm in this movie" and i'm like "what?" My daughter was bothered that I didn't know so I yelled at my wife "Why didn't you tell me she was in this movie!!!"
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                • El Terrible
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-04-18
                  • 1436

                  #43
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  El Burrito, lets do a double date.

                  You and your wife.

                  Me and the movie star.

                  You pay the bill.
                  She's married to a multi millioniare and dated a billionaire for 5 or 6 years, so...

                  Although your a great guy...you might not be up to her standards
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                  • cincinnatikid513
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-23-17
                    • 45360

                    #44
                    Originally posted by El Terrible
                    The Movie star! She was in those stupid Hangover movies
                    which one heather graham
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81450

                      #45
                      Originally posted by El Terrible
                      She's married to a multi millioniare and dated a billionaire for 5 or 6 years, so...

                      Although your a great guy...you might not be up to her standards
                      Damnit man.

                      You just crushed my heart.

                      I'm going to rent The Hangover tonight.
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                      • cincinnatikid513
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-23-17
                        • 45360

                        #46
                        rachel harris
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                        • El Terrible
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-04-18
                          • 1436

                          #47
                          Lets change the subject guys..I have two stalkers here at SBR

                          I don't want anyone figuring out who i am- They'll give my stores and restaurants bad reviews, and possibly slaughter us in our sleep
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #48
                            Originally posted by El Terrible
                            Lets change the subject guys..I have two stalkers here at SBR

                            I don't want anyone figuring out who i am- They'll give my stores and restaurants bad reviews, and possibly slaughter us in our sleep
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                            • El Terrible
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-04-18
                              • 1436

                              #49
                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                              well ya never know, anybody that gets upset with you and follows you around on every thread is definately unstable and capable of almost anything.. You know before I was the President of a Labor union I was the EAP guy. People came to me when they got fired, and if they had a problem (marriage drugs alcohol or whatever) I could get them thier jobs back if we solved the problem... They had to be honest with me and tell me thier deepest darkest secrets so i've heard it all and seen it all. People are f*cked up

                              One time a guy came in after being fired for missing work- His wife dumped him and he was drinking a lot. I tried to cheer him up by telling him "you're a good guy, she'll be back" and he said "no she won't she caught me f*cking the dog". Yikes! How do you handle that? So I said "big dog or small dog?" and he said "big" so I said "boy dog or girl dog?" and he said "girl" so I said "we'll thats not so bad then"
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #50
                                Thank goodness it was a female dog.

                                I was worried you were going to tell me the guy was gay.
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                                • El Terrible
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-04-18
                                  • 1436

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                  Thank goodness it was a female dog.

                                  I was worried you were going to tell me the guy was gay.
                                  I was lookin for anything positive..The guy was suicidal
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                                  • El Terrible
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-04-18
                                    • 1436

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                    atm ?
                                    Absolutely not..Anything within reason
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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #53
                                      Well, this thread took off.
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                                      • inter1097
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 10-04-09
                                        • 459

                                        #54
                                        Are those your shart plays of the day?
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                                        • Clutchut12
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-20-16
                                          • 3632

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by El Terrible
                                          Prettiest girl in school (with a 4500 student body) Prom, Queen, head cheerleader and everything. She was a senior, I was a Junior and she chased me. Got her pregnant on Prom night, had the baby the second mt St Helens blew up...

                                          Hotter than hell- the short one
                                          Lolol a picture from 10 years ago.Cant see the girls face, hell you know the bitch must have a butterface because if she was hot and this dude had any balls left too him he would be banging that little oompa loompa day in and day out instead of posting here 700 times a day.Like i said el terrible is like the little kid in the episode of Southpark who sat in front of his computer all day and waited for people to post on his dumbass comments. What a fkin tool.
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                            atm ?
                                            and stp....

                                            babes love how nasty they feel when you stp em.......
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #57
                                              Whats STP?

                                              Shitter to puss?
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                                              • Clutchut12
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-20-16
                                                • 3632

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                Whats STP?

                                                Shitter to puss?
                                                Lololol knowing donk thats probably it
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                                                • will2survive
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-26-09
                                                  • 8099

                                                  #59
                                                  OP isn't kidding. I guarantee he farted at least once in his life and crapped in his pants. Just like everyone in the world picks their nose and has at least touched the outer edge of their butt crack. It's human nature. Yuck.

                                                  I bet Prince Harry has flung a booger before.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #60
                                                    Prince Harry still rolls and flings boogers, to this day.

                                                    Why quit now?
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Whats STP?

                                                      Shitter to puss?

                                                      Stink to Pink, diggity.....

                                                      how the fuk did you not know that terminology????

                                                      tho, in your defense, you did get the concept right....

                                                      oil derrick in one and into the other and back and forth between two, and shit will get off the chain (or literally, perhaps ON the "chain"...)

                                                      once went stp in a threesome with two babes stacked missionary, one from the other... ie, top babe ass's to bottom babe's vag... and back and forth....

                                                      these two THOUGHT they knew each other very well.... they had no idea how much better I'd connect them.....
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #62
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                                                        • El Terrible
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-04-18
                                                          • 1436

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          Stink to Pink, diggity.....

                                                          how the fuk did you not know that terminology????

                                                          tho, in your defense, you did get the concept right....

                                                          oil derrick in one and into the other and back and forth between two, and shit will get off the chain (or literally, perhaps ON the "chain"...)

                                                          once went stp in a threesome with two babes stacked missionary, one from the other... ie, top babe ass's to bottom babe's vag... and back and forth....

                                                          these two THOUGHT they knew each other very well.... they had no idea how much better I'd connect them.....
                                                          Maybe these kids are, but I'm not impressed by you knowing all the hip sex terms..In fact its gross- that you know them. I'm no prude, but youre probably disgusting sexual deviant who goes both ways. Youre the kind of guy that leaves dumb comments at X-Video..Like "oh you're so hot" and stupid stuff like that


                                                          Just my opinion, for whatever it's worth

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