I left my computer on in my office, I had all my windows open from last night and my wife got up early this morning to go shopping with one of our daughters today. She needed to find an address so she got on my computer and it was left on the thread where I was talking about sticking my finger up her ass and then sniffing it, and she just called from the Mall an informed me that i'm banned from posting here until further notice.
This reminds me of a funny story- Back in the 80's my buddy came into my office and invited me and my crew over for a little Birthday Party after work, and in coversation he also mentioned that his wife lets him fuk her in the ass on his birthday, thats the only time he gets to do it. So we go to the party, and it's in his backyard and it's mostly guys from work. We are all havin a great time then my other buddy says to the wife. "we heard about Rich's special gift" and she says "oh the grill?" and he's says, "no, the other one in the bedroom tonight!"..I'm lookin at her face and it froze, then it turned red, then smoke started coming out of her ears, then she screamed at the top of her lungs "EVERYBODY GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW! GET THE FUK OUT OF MY YARD RIGHT NOW!
Anyway, my wife will get over it eventually, so if everybody was wondering where I went..I got banned
Sorry- I got one more post to say goodbye and was it
This reminds me of a funny story- Back in the 80's my buddy came into my office and invited me and my crew over for a little Birthday Party after work, and in coversation he also mentioned that his wife lets him fuk her in the ass on his birthday, thats the only time he gets to do it. So we go to the party, and it's in his backyard and it's mostly guys from work. We are all havin a great time then my other buddy says to the wife. "we heard about Rich's special gift" and she says "oh the grill?" and he's says, "no, the other one in the bedroom tonight!"..I'm lookin at her face and it froze, then it turned red, then smoke started coming out of her ears, then she screamed at the top of her lungs "EVERYBODY GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW! GET THE FUK OUT OF MY YARD RIGHT NOW!
Anyway, my wife will get over it eventually, so if everybody was wondering where I went..I got banned
Sorry- I got one more post to say goodbye and was it
Thanks...It was tough. I sat on the deck and listened to the Rockies game (I have 3 units on the Phillies, it's all documented on my MLB thread..Cha-Ching) on my Sangean Super portable radio, its best in the world. I can hear Australian Rules Football games on that thing, and have on occasion. Then I wondered around the yard and fixed some trim on my Ranger Z521L ICON. Then I got the call asking for the Dyson! She also gotta cook me my favorite dinner tonight.
