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    El Terrible
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    Bad News Guys..I Just Got Banned

    I left my computer on in my office, I had all my windows open from last night and my wife got up early this morning to go shopping with one of our daughters today. She needed to find an address so she got on my computer and it was left on the thread where I was talking about sticking my finger up her ass and then sniffing it, and she just called from the Mall an informed me that i'm banned from posting here until further notice.

    This reminds me of a funny story- Back in the 80's my buddy came into my office and invited me and my crew over for a little Birthday Party after work, and in coversation he also mentioned that his wife lets him fuk her in the ass on his birthday, thats the only time he gets to do it. So we go to the party, and it's in his backyard and it's mostly guys from work. We are all havin a great time then my other buddy says to the wife. "we heard about Rich's special gift" and she says "oh the grill?" and he's says, "no, the other one in the bedroom tonight!"..I'm lookin at her face and it froze, then it turned red, then smoke started coming out of her ears, then she screamed at the top of her lungs "EVERYBODY GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW! GET THE FUK OUT OF MY YARD RIGHT NOW!

    Anyway, my wife will get over it eventually, so if everybody was wondering where I went..I got banned

    Sorry- I got one more post to say goodbye and was it

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    Auto Donk
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    at least they gave you a goodbye post.... most just disappear and we're left to wonder....

    tell her she can come by and blow me if it makes her feel better.....

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    Rookie mistake. See you on the other side pal

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    Damn... now we will never find out if Rich got to fuk his wife in the ass on his birthday or not.

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    Drama... No one cares... Bye...

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    At least you averaged 27 posts a day in your short time here...we’ll done.

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    We look forward to your return.


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    Your wife sounds easy. What’s her number?

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    Typical Libby
    Wife wears the pants

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    Good news not bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Your wife sounds easy. What’s her number?
    1-800-SHUTHEFUKUP

    I'm back guys! I gave her the OK to buy a Dyson Animal Vacume cleaner (on sale at Costco for only $250) and I'm good to go again!

    I'm back!

    That didn't take long!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Good news not bad

    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Typical Libby
    Wife wears the pants

    Boy...You really find out who your friends are when a tragidy occurs..Dontcha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    1-800-SHUTHEFUKUP

    I'm back guys! I gave her the OK to buy a Dyson Animal Vacume cleaner (on sale at Costco for only $250) and I'm good to go again!

    I'm back!

    That didn't take long!
    Looks like you wasted $250

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    1-800-SHUTHEFUKUP

    I'm back guys! I gave her the OK to buy a Dyson Animal Vacume cleaner (on sale at Costco for only $250) and I'm good to go again!

    I'm back!

    That didn't take long!
    Welcome back we missed you. Not sure what SBR would have done with out you... Whew!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Welcome back we missed you. Not sure what SBR would have done with out you... Whew!!!!

    Thanks...It was tough. I sat on the deck and listened to the Rockies game (I have 3 units on the Phillies, it's all documented on my MLB thread..Cha-Ching) on my Sangean Super portable radio, its best in the world. I can hear Australian Rules Football games on that thing, and have on occasion. Then I wondered around the yard and fixed some trim on my Ranger Z521L ICON. Then I got the call asking for the Dyson! She also gotta cook me my favorite dinner tonight.

    I missed you guys too- Its good to be back

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Boy...You really find out who your friends are when a tragidy occurs..Dontcha?
    Yup
    another attention whore
    Welcome back missy

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    Ok... so... Did Rich butt-fuk his wife on his birthday or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    We look forward to your return.



    Now i'm smelling like indonesia
    Last edited by El Terrible; 06-14-18 at 03:30 PM.

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    this guy tries way too hard around here


    feel sorry for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Ok... so... Did Rich butt-fuk his wife on his birthday or not?
    No definately not that night...Probabbly never again

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Drama... No one cares... Bye...
    Yes, along with way too much personal bias against Trump.
    But, he was entertaining for another viewpoint for a while, but went into a "Raging-Bull-mode," falling into an out of control state of mind. GL

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    this guy tries way too hard around here


    feel sorry for him
    I don't care too much for you either

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    Yes, along with way too much personal bias against Trump.
    But, he was entertaining for another viewpoint for a while, but went into a "Raging-Bull-mode," falling into an out of control state of mind. GL

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    I always respected your opinion?

    Maybe I outta go out the door and come back in again, I think I got off on the wrong foot with some of yous?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    this guy tries way too hard around here


    feel sorry for him
    Another RX mush bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    I always respected your opinion?

    Maybe I outta go out the door and come back in again, I think I got off on the wrong foot with some of yous?
    ELT, I've never disliked you. Quite smart as I said but mighty stubborn to accept a different opinion.
    And the nasty stuff sent to you is uncalled for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    ELT, I've never disliked you. Quite smart as I said but mighty stubborn to accept a different opinion.
    And the nasty stuff sent to you is uncalled for.
    I never mentioned anything publicly about the unsavory hate mail PM's I've been getting? If you or one of your burner accounts sent me some...I forgive you

    Things can get pretty heated when talkin politics nowadays, I don't harbor any bad feelings, but don't ask me to pull any punches either

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    ^^^How come I don't get hateful PM's? I'm jealous... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    ^^^How come I don't get hateful PM's? I'm jealous... ...
    I'll send you one for a betpoint

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Another RX mush bro
    Could be worse than Drinker. The “look at me” threads are embarrassing & highly consistent with the king of Costa Rica

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Could be worse than Drinker. The “look at me” threads are embarrassing & highly consistent with the king of Costa Rica
    Wha...What the? I had to explain my absence, a lot of people depend on my MLB picks

    I had 3 units on Philly Today btw- I love Velesquez

    #realdeal

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Wha...What the? I had to explain my absence, a lot of people depend on my MLB picks

    I had 3 units on Philly Today btw- I love Velesquez

    #realdeal
    Weren’t you on Chicago & Arizona yesterday ?

    Thanks for the Philly pick at 630 for a 305 game

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Weren’t you on Chicago & Arizona yesterday ?

    Thanks for the Philly pick at 630 for a 305 game
    Yes I was, (are you undefeated? lol) but my overall record is impeccable...Posted Philly at 10am on my MLB thread...Don't act like you don't read that every morning?

    It was a 11am game here

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    Welcome back after a long hiatus

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    welcome back after a long hiatus
    word

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Welcome back after a long hiatus

    Feels good bro, feels good. I payed her off.. She bought the $499 dyson when I said the $270 one, then played dumb about it.....but


    Whata gonna do- She played me

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