Sexual Bucket List -- is yours complete? any suggestions?

[Auto Donk]

having done pretty much everything I could do/wanted to do before marriage, I'm now out of the game.....

but this little threesome might have been fun.....





too bad the idea of "threesome with bisexual twin dwarfs" didn't cross my mind back in the day.....

[Auto Donk]

29 of you lightweigt no gettin' laid mother fukkers chime in on whether your limp-wristed asses are going to see super f'n troopers this weekend, but not a one of you has a mother fukkin' sexual bucket list?????


figures....

[cincinnatikid513]

stormy daniels melania trump 3some would be alright

[Harry N. Lloyd]

You scared us, Donk. I looked at the picture and thought it was kiddie porn.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

[jts1207]

WTF Donker.....you in West Virginia or something

[Auto Donk]

channelling the inner arkansas.....

I thought they were dwarves.... who the hell pierces their belly buttons and wears "gangsta girl" crop tops if they're not of age?

was I catfished by some f'n six year olds with make up?????

[PittsburghPlayer]

Dear Sir Auto Donk Dude,

Tanya was wonderful yesterday afternoon, thanks for sending her over
she caught me a little higher than is typical, but it was Mothers Day after all

she has been officially checked-off, eaten-off and fukked-off of my bucket list
and I have to imagine that she will be again!

Thanks Bro`

owe you one no doubt
how would you like to own a new home before the end of the day?

[Auto Donk]

Dear Sir Auto Donk Dude,

Tanya was wonderful yesterday afternoon, thanks for sending her over
she caught me a little higher than is typical, but it was Mothers Day after all

she has been officially checked-off, eaten-off and fukked-off of my bucket list
and I have to imagine that she will be again!

Thanks Bro`

owe you one no doubt
how would you like to own a new home before the end of the day?

you need to see if new york law will allow the transfer, and whether that transfer might be set aside due to the situation....

and even before that, whether you might have a homestead protection, such that the prop is exempt and unavailable, thus no x-fer necessary....

[Auto Donk]

here's a general overview of new york law on the issue; i'd confirm this with a local atty.....

https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/judgment-liens-new-york-46849.html

[PittsburghPlayer]

OK, got it
what`s next?

edit: I imagine that at this moment, AutoAttorney is servicing the Honorable lovely Lady Judge, and will get back to me...
wonder how much he charges to fly from Houston to Boston and back to provide legal counsel?

[The Kraken]

They’re either dwarves, or 12.

Im sure either way you’d have a story to tell for ages

[packerd_00]

Always wanted to pickup an Airline Stewardess.Any tips you can throw my way.

[Bostongambler]

No wonder that freak stevek asked your advise.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

they are definitely underage.....

[Fire in da hole]

My god, are they fkn 12 years old????

[MinnesotaFats]

Yes

[TheMoneyShot]

Everyone give Donker a break....

We get what he's saying.

1. Biggest real ever? Hammered.

2. Biggest implants ever? Hammered.

3. Shortest girl ever 4'11''? Hammered.

4. Tallest girl ever 5'11''? Hammered.

5. Youngest girl ever 18 and I was 28. Hammered.

6. Youngest girl... (with large age gap) She was 19 I was 36. Hammered.

But when you reach your 40's... life sort of changes... opportunities just aren't there like they use to be. Possibly not as attractive as you use to be. A lot of variables.

[Bostongambler]

Good god councilor you should be in handcuffs.

[Chipup]

a Little tour bus ride to Welcome me in to my Sexual odyssey In Japan.


Followed of A couple days of Wake N Bake in Amsterdam.

I basically want to honor my ancestors and conquer foreign lands will defiling their women folk. I used to dream of Glory Holes and Rave Chicks. But then I was told the horrible truth. Guys like bobby are the only one on the other end of that hole not the hot blonde you hoped for. And Rave Chicks have had more Black Cokk in them then the Kardashians all combined.