New Jersey school's mystery pooper caught in the act: it wasn't jjGold after all.

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  • Thrilla
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-10-15
    • 13809

    #1
    New Jersey school's mystery pooper caught in the act: it wasn't jjGold after all.
    https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/new-jersey-high-school-superintendent-busted-for-daily-poops-on-rival-schools-football-field/

    New Jersey high school superintendent busted for daily poops on rival school's football field.

    A high school superintendent in New Jersey is in deep doo-doo after being caught pooping on another high school's football field. This wasn't a one-time occurrence, either.

    Holmdel High School was perplexed when a mystery pooper kept defecating on their football field "on a daily basis," so they enlisted a surveillance team to find the culprit. It took a while, but it appears they finally got their answer: Thomas Tramaglini.

    Tramaglini is the superintendent of the nearby Brearley district, and he was arrested on Monday morning after being caught in the act. According to NJ.com, Tramaglini was busted around 5:50 a.m. for "lewdness" and "littering" while at the football complex, which is located about three miles from his home.

    "Littering" is one way to put it, I suppose.

    At this point, the motive appears to still be unclear. Was it a personal grudge? Was it professionally motivated? Is he upset Brearley lost to Holmdel in last year's football meeting? Does he just, you know, like pooping outside? Or maybe he just didn't know that wasn't allowed?

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    It's all a grand mystery.

    As a result of his arrest (and very strange conduct), the 42-year-old Tramaglini has taken paid leave of absence from his job, for which he makes nearly $150,000 annually. Think about that ... putting your $150,000 job in jeopardy because, for some reason, you just can't use a toilet. That seems like poor adulting.

    In any case, this story provides a pretty important life lesson for the rest of us.

    https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/new-jersey-high-school-superintendent-busted-for-daily-poops-on-rival-schools-football-field/


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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    sounds like a psycho who used to live in my dorm back at A&M, who used to shit on top of potted plants that babes in the dorm next to us, Keathly Hall, would leave out on their balconies to get sunlight, then forget to bring them in at night.....

    he'd pinch a loaf right across the top of them, and then run back to his dorm room and start yelling out the "name" of the plant (yes, many of these dumb bitches would name their plants and paint the name of the plant on the pot it was in)....

    sick bastards.....
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    • konck
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-17-06
      • 12554

      #3
      Did he wipe?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        from the "witness marks" left along the hashmarks, it appears he did, but did so this style:

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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          guess the heats of this guy since they caught the actual guy:


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          • rkelly110
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-05-09
            • 39691

            #6
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