wife found porn

[bonusguy]

she said she knew something was up. and she now thinks im 100% gay lol

her sister wants her to kick me out thinks im disgusting

[Auto Donk]

tell her sister to come over, and use doogie's line here about what youre "gay" for....:

.... "gay for that Pu$$y!!!!!!!"

[bonusguy]

all this gay porn makes me want to suck a dick for real lol

[Auto Donk]

so long as youre already getting credit for it from your wife and her obviously uptight sister, I'd say hit the nearest adult bookstore, find yourself a good glory hole, and take on as much kahk as you can before you pass out like ol rod stewart did in the late 70's.....

how much love goo did they pump out of him? like two-three quarts.....

[mpaschal34]

Not sure if you can believe snopes or not....but they say the Rod Stewart story is false. Also false on the Richard Gere story. So BG....don’t go buying any gerbils tonight.

[Auto Donk]

gerbilling... whatever....

this shit ain't fake!

BULLFROGGIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grits n' Gravy]

Here ya go. You aren’t alone at sbr.

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/1524585-what-up-these-sbr-ads-p15.html

His new handle is dlowilly.

[bonusguy]

decided to go straight. finding a church for sunday

just bothers me and what if i ever glanced up and saw a mirror while i have a cok in my mouth. cant be done has to end

[Auto Donk]

decided to go straight. finding a church for sunday

just bothers me and what if i ever glanced up and saw a mirror while i have a cok in my mouth. cant be done has to end

jeez..... sounds like some bullshit we'd hear from one of those holy roller outfits that thinks it can cure gays from wanting that dik.....

it'll never work.... you'll always crave balls on your chin, throatin' kahk, having your yearning prostate pounded and then coated down with a splash of tornados of sexual milk, etc., etc., etc.,....

[bonusguy]

jeez..... sounds like some bullshit we'd hear from one of those holy roller outfits that thinks it can cure gays from wanting that dik.....

it'll never work.... you'll always crave balls on your chin, throatin' kahk, having your yearning prostate pounded and then coated down with a splash of tornados of sexual milk, etc., etc., etc.,....

yes if i was 100% gay i would agree. nothing i could do. i feel bad for gays i do, tough break

but i like women too. not as much but i can still do some things

[Auto Donk]

yes if i was 100% gay i would agree. nothing i could do. i feel bad for gays i do, tough break

but i like women too. not as much but i can still do some things

this story is going from bad to worse....

buy her a huge strapon for valentines day, christmas, her birthday, mother's day, or whatever, and enjoy life......

no sense selling yourself short.....

fuk it, have her fist you and give her some control.... be her bitch.... she'll get off on that.....

[deltgen]

[QUOTE=Auto Donk;27760007]
having your yearning prostate pounded

Line of the day right there.

[19th Hole]

[Auto Donk]

hey bonus, at least you can get away with "twice a year" prostate exams.....





if she doesn't seem suspicious, tell her the doctor recommended "monthly" exams.....

[konck]

she never knew i was bi

honestly i think i like men more. yes a woman is great but my genes are my genes. not really sure what to do now. sometimes she complains how i never want sex and we have only been together a year. i guess im just a dud in the sack

Oh now I get it....this is another ghost acct for Horshack

[Auto Donk]

on a twist of this story, my wife left open her phone.....

after a "fun weekend," on sunday afternoon..... I'd finished up and was out cleaning the pool.... when I came back in an hour later, she was out cold and her phone was on the bed, open, still on a vid of a babe stuff a goddam bowling pin in her box and ass, in and out, from stink to pink and a back and forth....

damn I love my wife!!!!