this suit is an easy one boys.....
First, Exibit 1:
and, Exhibit 2:
NOW, THE LEGAL ANALYSIS OF THEIR CLAIMS:
(THIS could be a bit difficult to follow for those of you lacking "extensive legal training", so I'll cut to the chase....)
Legal issue one: what is glaringly missing from those photos? more specifically, the "breast areas" of those photos?
that's right.... TITS....
These titless skanks, along with their titless attorney, have figured out they have absolutely no case because no one wants to see that nasty small-tit crap on the sidelines......
Legal issue 2: the one dollar settlement offer by the itty-bitty-titty committee cheerleaders:
REJECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! TITS THAT SMALL NEVER GET EVEN A MEASLY DOLLAR THROWN AT THEM in the strip club; they are not worth even a single buck.....
no jury will ever award a dollar, knowing these
are absolutely worthless.....
stand strong, Goodell, you cannot lose this case!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaDonk, ESQ.
ps... if the league had hired a top notch lawyer like myself, I'd have countersued on behalf of all fans in the league, and the league itself, for emotion distress incurred by all fans/teams etc. from having to look at those pathetic racks..... or lack thereof.....
no one, even kids, should have to see tiny a cups or less on professional cheerleaders.....
First, Exibit 1:
and, Exhibit 2:
NOW, THE LEGAL ANALYSIS OF THEIR CLAIMS:
(THIS could be a bit difficult to follow for those of you lacking "extensive legal training", so I'll cut to the chase....)
Legal issue one: what is glaringly missing from those photos? more specifically, the "breast areas" of those photos?
that's right.... TITS....
These titless skanks, along with their titless attorney, have figured out they have absolutely no case because no one wants to see that nasty small-tit crap on the sidelines......
Legal issue 2: the one dollar settlement offer by the itty-bitty-titty committee cheerleaders:
REJECT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! TITS THAT SMALL NEVER GET EVEN A MEASLY DOLLAR THROWN AT THEM in the strip club; they are not worth even a single buck.....
no jury will ever award a dollar, knowing these
are absolutely worthless..... stand strong, Goodell, you cannot lose this case!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaDonk, ESQ.
ps... if the league had hired a top notch lawyer like myself, I'd have countersued on behalf of all fans in the league, and the league itself, for emotion distress incurred by all fans/teams etc. from having to look at those pathetic racks..... or lack thereof.....
no one, even kids, should have to see tiny a cups or less on professional cheerleaders.....
