while my guitar gently weeps.... or something like that... cocaine blues....

[Auto Donk]

so, the sexy mule is gently weeping behind bars, having been sentenced to 8 yrs hard time in Opti-land for cocaine smuggling.....

seen here in much better, coked-up times with her co-mule:




damn this world is too big to join every party, but I would have like to have encountered those two coke heads during their world-traveling heyday......

but now, it's all tears......


Cocaine smuggler gets 8 years in $21M case, chastised by judge for social media lifestyle


A convicted cocaine importer known for her Instagram photos at breathtaking travel destinations has been sentenced to eight years in prison for helping smuggle $21 million worth of the drug.


Melina Roberge, 24, a Canadian, weeped in an Australian courtroom while learning she will serve a minimum four years and nine months in prison, and a maximum eight years, with her earliest release date in May 2021, the New York Post reported.


Roberge is the youngest of three Canadians who prosecutors said imported 209 pounds of cocaine on a luxury cruise en route to Australia, where it docked and was raided, the report said.




Australian authorities called it the largest drug seizure on a commercial boat or plane the country has ever had, the BBC reported.


sad stuff.....





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[mrpapageorgio]

Donk, you couldn't have gone to Australia and represented her via a pro hac vice motion? Idk if she would've had any money to pay but could have compensated you in other ways.

[Auto Donk]

pro hac vice representation for sure; and agree that we could work out her fee in the jury room, judge's chambers while the judge videotapes, and back in her holding cell prior to meeting to discuss case strategy......

[slayer14]

Canadian Woman Who Instagrammed Her Cocaine-Smuggling Cruise Sentenced to 8 Years

Canadian Woman Who Instagrammed Her Cocaine-Smuggling Cruise Sentenced to 8 Years in Prison

A Canadian woman was sentenced Wednesday to eight years in prison after attempting to smuggle millions of dollars worth of cocaine into Australia on a cruise ship.
Melina Roberge, 24, pleaded guilty to smuggling 209 pounds of cocaine in 2016, the Washington Post reports.
Roberge will serve at least four years and nine months without parole. At some point she will be deported back to Canada.
Roberge — who became known as “Cocaine Babe” in headlines — and her accomplice, Isabelle Lagace, 29, documented their travels by posting photos on their Instagram accounts during the weeks-long cruise that stopped at 17 ports in 11 countries before ending in Sydney. Roberge’s account has since been deleted.
“She was seduced by lifestyle and the opportunity to post glamorous Instagram photos from around the world,” Judge Kate Traill said in New South Wales state District Court. “She wanted to be the envy of others. I doubt she is now.”
When the ship arrived in Sydney, border officials found 77 pounds of cocaine in Roberge and Lagace’s room. Another 130 pounds was found in a cabin belonging to a Canadian man named Andre Tamin in his mid-60’s, the Post reports.

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/canadian-woman-instagrammed-her-cocaine-072732083.html

[funnyb25]

Not bad

[jjgold]

Not worth it

Where did it get her?

[King Mayan]

a1 yola

[phinfan27615]

id bet they get out very early for "good behavior"

[shari91]

She’s a very very very silly bird.

But since our our laws are so lax here, she’ll probably be out in a year

[shari91]

Now that I’m getting older and am constantly thinking about death, to me a year or a few behind bars wouldn’t be worth it. We have no clue when we’ll go. Just that we will. Makes me cry always just as it is now.

[ikid2groove415]

Left is maybe decent

[Auto Donk]

Left is maybe decent

i'd give her "adorable" status.....




add three lines of cocaine to her system, and have her look at you with those eyes in a horned-up coke-fueled lust, and "ultra-adorable" comes to mind......


coming from a guy that's had an even better-lookin' babe than her staring down at me as she bounced almost uncontrollably on me after such three-line intake, letting out the phase mid-bounce "I love being your coked-up little whore".... I know of what I speak.....

[funnyb25]

[Booya711]

Should be a diggity “left” or “right” thread...confusing

[Auto Donk]

Should be a diggity “left” or “right” thread...confusing

diggity generally (cinco de mayo poll notwithstanding) puts up polls where the choice is difficult.... in this case, I'd wager all 112 of my remaining betpoints that it'd be 90-10 in favor of the coke whore on the left.....

i'd say 100-0, but those 112 betpoints are precious, and there's always some idiot on sbr who will rationalize that "I know I could never get the coke whore on the left, so I'll chose the ugly one on the right"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Canadian Woman Who Instagrammed Her Cocaine-Smuggling Cruise Sentenced to 8 Years in Prison


A Canadian woman was sentenced Wednesday to eight years in prison after attempting to smuggle millions of dollars worth of cocaine into Australia on a cruise ship.
Melina Roberge, 24, pleaded guilty to smuggling 209 pounds of cocaine in 2016, the Washington Post reports.
Roberge will serve at least four years and nine months without parole. At some point she will be deported back to Canada.
Roberge — who became known as “Cocaine Babe” in headlines — and her accomplice, Isabelle Lagace, 29, documented their travels by posting photos on their Instagram accounts during the weeks-long cruise that stopped at 17 ports in 11 countries before ending in Sydney. Roberge’s account has since been deleted.
“She was seduced by lifestyle and the opportunity to post glamorous Instagram photos from around the world,” Judge Kate Traill said in New South Wales state District Court. “She wanted to be the envy of others. I doubt she is now.”
When the ship arrived in Sydney, border officials found 77 pounds of cocaine in Roberge and Lagace’s room. Another 130 pounds was found in a cabin belonging to a Canadian man named Andre Tamin in his mid-60’s, the Post reports.




https://uk.yahoo.com/news/canadian-w...072732083.html

Left

[TheMoneyShot]

She’s a very very very silly bird.

But since our our laws are so lax here, she’ll probably be out in a year

She's my kind of silly birdie.

[Itsamazing777]

5 years for how much money when u get out?

[khicks26]

[Auto Donk]

[Auto Donk]

5 years for how much money when u get out?

make her my cellmate and I'll raid her "jailhouse wallet" every night.....