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  • HurryUpAndDrink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-23-13
    • 13017

    #1
    I'm gonna munch on some nice carpet today boys
    https://colitaspaseocolon.webnode.es/


    Really hard choice... 2 finalists were Sol the Venezuelan and Jeny the Tica...

    Im going tica today. Lovely brunette.
  • Shute
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-20-17
    • 11835

    #2
    I once lost my chewing gum in the carpet
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81463

      #3
      Them girls are thick in all of the right places.

      Enjoy Hurry!
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      • HurryUpAndDrink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-23-13
        • 13017

        #4
        Yeah after last time's not so gratifying experience I put some effort into finding a quality "agency"

        These girs are F-I-N-E...

        $130 for an hour


        I am prepared, have 2 blue pills in case cocaine goes rogue on my dick
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        • grease lightnin
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-01-12
          • 16096

          #5
          Hookers?


          You are planning to eat hooker puss?


          Might as well go lick a urinal in an airport
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          • ikid2groove415
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-08-18
            • 11981

            #6
            It’s not in English ?
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            • unde0087
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-27-08
              • 28998

              #7
              I get confused. Half the days you post plays you are coming home from your girlfriends house and the next night you are ordering hookers like 4k orders pizza.
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              • ikid2groove415
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-08-18
                • 11981

                #8
                Why the hell u even need 1 hour ?
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                • HurryUpAndDrink
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-23-13
                  • 13017

                  #9
                  Originally posted by unde0087
                  I get confused. Half the days you post plays you are coming home from your girlfriends house and the next night you are ordering hookers like 4k orders pizza.
                  EX-girlfriend.

                  We have been on and off for 6 years.

                  Honestly is not gonna work out, I'm finally able to let her go... I was obsessed. But it just makes me miserable most of the time.

                  No trust, jealousy, hard feelings about the past... there is no chemistry anymore cause all of that gets in the way... real hard!


                  I really dont wanna deal with any other chick for now, id rather pay, get what I want and thats that.
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                  • HurryUpAndDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-23-13
                    • 13017

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ikid2groove415
                    Why the hell u even need 1 hour ?
                    In the sack I take my time, I dont hurry up and blow my load.
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                    • ikid2groove415
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-08-18
                      • 11981

                      #11
                      Hope you don’t plan to eat any Pusey from hookers blood lol
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                      • Master Bates
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 04-14-18
                        • 35

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ikid2groove415
                        Why the hell u even need 1 hour ?
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                        • sourtwist
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-10-12
                          • 9364

                          #13
                          he needs an hour because he master bates before the showdown
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                          • HurryUpAndDrink
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-23-13
                            • 13017

                            #14
                            I'll eat whatever.... kill the germs with whiskey

                            You guys worry too much
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                            • HurryUpAndDrink
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-23-13
                              • 13017

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sourtwist
                              he needs an hour because he master bates before the showdown
                              Actually, since I'm gonna have a bit of coke in my system, takes me more to come...

                              30-40mins... then Ill ask her to gimme a back massage
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                              • sourtwist
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-10-12
                                • 9364

                                #16
                                lollol

                                but please dont eat the hook gina
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                                • ikid2groove415
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-08-18
                                  • 11981

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                  I'll eat whatever.... kill the germs with whiskey

                                  You guys worry too much
                                  Salvage LOL
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                                  • Master Bates
                                    SBR Rookie
                                    • 04-14-18
                                    • 35

                                    #18
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                                    • HurryUpAndDrink
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-23-13
                                      • 13017

                                      #19
                                      Ill give it a good sniff and touchy 1st, if it smells good and I feel no weird things inside Ill go fuckin tornado on that gina

                                      I give zero fukks


                                      In other news... I need the Braves, HARD... fukkers 1-1 on the 9th
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388208

                                        #20
                                        Never pay
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                                        • reigle9
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-25-07
                                          • 17879

                                          #21
                                          so confused by this thread

                                          all i know is, at best eating pussy is gay, and at worst (in your case) deadly
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                                          • sourtwist
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-10-12
                                            • 9364

                                            #22
                                            im now suffering from nausea, i wasnt sick a few min ago. do what you gotta do man
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                                            • reigle9
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-25-07
                                              • 17879

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by grease lightnin


                                              Might as well go lick a urinal in an airport
                                              pretty sure a bunch of liberals already did this to protest trump

                                              don't get the connection, but then i don't understand 2+2 is zebra
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                                              • maggiethebestdog
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-21-13
                                                • 6700

                                                #24
                                                So some transgender hookers have pussies????
                                                Or is that code for kokk????
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                                                • mikejamm
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-24-09
                                                  • 11064

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                  Hookers?


                                                  You are planning to eat hooker puss?


                                                  Might as well go lick a urinal in an airport
                                                  You got that right, Greaser! Dick sucker by proxy. Enjoy the taste of semen in your mouth!
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                                                  • unde0087
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 03-27-08
                                                    • 28998

                                                    #26
                                                    Hurry's new alias is now Lil Mow Mow
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                                                    • sourtwist
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-10-12
                                                      • 9364

                                                      #27
                                                      reigle was confused by thread, then goes and makes most confusing post in thread. now im nauseous and confused
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                                                      • reigle9
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-25-07
                                                        • 17879

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sourtwist
                                                        reigle was confused by thread, then goes and makes most confusing post in thread. now im nauseous and confused
                                                        which one?

                                                        i can explain pretty easily
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                                                        • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-23-13
                                                          • 13017

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                                          So some transgender hookers have pussies????
                                                          Or is that code for kokk????
                                                          Retard alert! Thank God for the ignore feature, last time I read your stupidity.

                                                          Go back to TGF nothingbutwhinning
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                                                          • sourtwist
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 11-10-12
                                                            • 9364

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                            Retard alert! Thank God for the ignore feature, last time I read your stupidity.

                                                            Go back to TGF nothingbutwhinning
                                                            something def wrong with that maggie girl
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                                                            • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-23-13
                                                              • 13017

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by sourtwist
                                                              im now suffering from nausea, i wasnt sick a few min ago. do what you gotta do man
                                                              Im sorry, I hear licking pussy takes the nausea away
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                                                              • sourtwist
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-10-12
                                                                • 9364

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by reigle9
                                                                which one?

                                                                i can explain pretty easily
                                                                the 2 + 2 = zebra
                                                                that rocked my world
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                                                                • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-23-13
                                                                  • 13017

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sourtwist
                                                                  something def wrong with that maggie girl
                                                                  Oh well, meaningless persons always aim to take out the ones at the top...

                                                                  Guy never EVER posts anything that is not meant to insult someone. Sad life.
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                                                                  • maggiethebestdog
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 12-21-13
                                                                    • 6700

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                    Retard alert! Thank God for the ignore feature, last time I read your stupidity.

                                                                    Go back to TGF nothingbutwhinning
                                                                    When they slam you up the butt do you make them wear a rubber????
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                                                                    • sourtwist
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 11-10-12
                                                                      • 9364

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                      Oh well, meaningless persons always aim to take out the ones at the top...

                                                                      Guy never EVER posts anything that is not meant to insult someone. Sad life.
                                                                      i have noticed
                                                                      shes not the only one either
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