Ever been offered head by a uber driver

BetterBizness · 04-08-18, 11:03 PM

Good to see your coke goggles are working overtime to make sure you DIDNT get head from the avg looking Uber driver... sort of ruined the story no?

cincinnatikid513 · 04-08-18, 11:03 PM

vividjohn45 · 04-08-18, 11:08 PM

Whatever man. I'd be embarrassed to post this.

Clutchut12 · 04-08-18, 11:09 PM

Hurry u got to get ur shit together brotha!!Your a good dude these drugs goin make ya die a early death bud. Hope ur dads health getting better too bud.

cincinnatikid513 · 04-08-18, 11:11 PM

apparently there is a uber driver who does this sort of thing she even wrote a book about it

The Adventures of an Uber Driving Slut

by Jen Dvorak

Synopsis

The true tales of a slutty mom in need of money and some wild times. Follow my adventures of being a Uber driver that enjoys treating some of my riders to wild sucking and f_cking.

kidcudi92 · 04-08-18, 11:12 PM

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-08-18, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by vividjohn45

Whatever man. I'd be embarrassed to post this.

Yeah John... I give zero fukks...

Just a nice anecdote and eager to hear some degen stories from the likes of Kraken and Donker...

With Hurry, what you see is what u get... id be embarrassed to tell this story to someone who is not my best best friend... but this is the fukkin internet... nothing I say here will bring me eternal shame cause HurryUpAndDrink aint a real person!

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-08-18, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

apparently there is a uber driver who does this sort of thing she even wrote a book about it

The Adventures of an Uber Driving Slut

by Jen Dvorak

Synopsis

The true tales of a slutty mom in need of money and some wild times. Follow my adventures of being a Uber driver that enjoys treating some of my riders to wild sucking and f_cking.

Holy smokes....

IDK what is it about coke and girls, but many have told me they love watching porn and sucking rooster while snorting

vividjohn45 · 04-08-18, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

Yeah John... I give zero fukks...

Just a nice anecdote and eager to hear some degen stories from the likes of Kraken and Donker...

With Hurry, what you see is what u get... id be embarrassed to tell this story to someone who is not my best best friend... but this is the fukkin internet... nothing I say here will bring me eternal shame cause HurryUpAndDrink aint a real person!

Mmmmmmm. I'm real. I told jj the 2nd week in baseball had me losing for the first time in 2 months. but I had NHL Florida ml and +1.5 and now I'm up good for the week. Seems like some of us are real. I'd be embarrassed to tell this story. Anywho...have a good one.

kidcudi92 · 04-08-18, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

Holy smokes....

IDK what is it about coke and girls, but many have told me they love watching porn and sucking rooster while snorting

A former prominent poster here has shared many, many tales of coke and bitches

Not on here though

gauchojake · 04-08-18, 11:20 PM

Jen Dvorak is really Auto DOnk

kidcudi92 · 04-08-18, 11:22 PM

as this middle aged jamaican woman says, cocaine is a hell of a drug!

thechaoz · 04-08-18, 11:29 PM

We'd get along just fine bud. Sounds like we enjoy the same shit

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-08-18, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by thechaoz

We'd get along just fine bud. Sounds like we enjoy the same shit

cincinnatikid513 · 04-08-18, 11:33 PM

how was she from a 1-10 rating

shadymcgrady · 04-08-18, 11:33 PM

Hurry simultaneously makes me wish I was young again while shaming me for being such a pu$$y when I was

TPowell · 04-08-18, 11:35 PM

So you don't get head from her but you give her 3 lines.......

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-08-18, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by TPowell

So you don't get head from her but you give her 3 lines.......

I am a generous man when I'm drunk and on blow... I literally throw money away

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-08-18, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

how was she from a 1-10 rating

dude, 4 or lower... thats why I didn't even consider it... anything 6 and higher I would have banged

Seaweed · 04-08-18, 11:43 PM

Say no

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-08-18, 11:54 PM

lol, she said yes and wanted to double down and gargle some coke from my cockhead...

love for gambling and her ugly ass 4 or less deterred from a sure thing

BetterBizness · 04-08-18, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

dude, 4 or lower... thats why I didn't even consider it... anything 6 and higher I would have banged

uhm... So then.. what about a 5? Flip a coin?

cincinnatikid513 · 04-09-18, 12:01 AM

u should made a video of ur ride in the car would been epic

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-09-18, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

u should made a video of ur ride in the car would been epic

probably would have killed the conversation... plus in spanish most here would not understand shit

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-09-18, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by BetterBizness

uhm... So then.. what about a 5? Flip a coin?

yeah I mean, I wasnt that horny and had my mind set on winning $

Which I did not do... couldnt focus

vividjohn45 · 04-09-18, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

yeah I mean, I wasnt that horny and had my mind set on winning $

Which I did not do... couldnt focus

Cuz you missed it. You should of popped in a stormy daniels DVD, then let her love of sukking cok overcome you. After that you would of thought clearly and bets the Mets tonite ml.

BetterBizness · 04-09-18, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

yeah I mean, I wasnt that horny and had my mind set on winning $

Which I did not do... couldnt focus

Ok... I get it.. Cards are much easier, although I never did the molly..

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-09-18, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by vividjohn45

Cuz you missed it. You should of popped in a stormy daniels DVD, then let her love of sukking cok overcome you. After that you would of thought clearly and bets the Mets tonite ml.

ahahah,,, yeah thats true man... should have gotten her to suck my rooster and then dismiss her with some hardcore excuse "hey my girlfriend is coming to sleep over you gotta roll!"

vividjohn45 · 04-09-18, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

ahahah,,, yeah thats true man... should have gotten her to suck my rooster and then dismiss her with some hardcore excuse "hey my girlfriend is coming to sleep over you gotta roll!"

I mean, you mite still be able to locate her. A decent female who loves to suk cok is worth keeping around on the days when you are going to wager big.

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-09-18, 12:42 AM

I had a neighbor hot as hell who looooved that... half german half spaniard, blonde, green eyes, big ass, silky skin

She's a school teacher, got a job at the coast and now has a BF... and now she wont give me head

BetterBizness · 04-09-18, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

I had a neighbor hot as hell who looooved that... half german half spaniard, blonde, green eyes, big ass, silky skin

She's a school teacher, got a job at the coast and now has a BF... and now she wont give me head

Shamefull

BigBusiness · 04-09-18, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by vividjohn45

Whatever man. I'd be embarrassed to post this.

He's easily one of the worst posters on this site. F out of here with this lying bull shyt

HurryUpAndDrink · 04-09-18, 12:52 AM

BIDBIZNEXSSZZZ sounds serious and zmart

nyplayer33 · 04-09-18, 03:40 AM

Why post this ..cross eyed hump