It's bad enough to wake up hung over on a monday morning, but even worse to find that an aggressive alternative - lifestyle living stalker is after your junk again......
first it was late-night hookup requests; now he just wants to "meat gaze" and stare at my schlong......

certainly not the first guy to wet his taste buds/lick his chops at the prospect of riding a real f'n rod, and not just settle for some puny "JJ Gold-esque" schshort, but much like I've had to do with cuckolded husbands and boyfriends over the years, I simply have to tell them it's not gonna happen for em.....
Sure, I've had men slip underneath their women to allegedly "69" with them as I'm bangin' away on their babe doggystyle -- haven't we all -- and it's always apparent all they really wanted was a "nut-drudging" across their gay-ass faces as they dreamed about being in the same position I had their wife in, and on the same receiving end of what she was getting....
so, Lil' Warrior, while I'm flattered that you want to rub a few out lookin' at my spear, I'll have to decline this request, as I don't want to lead you down the road of thinkin' you might have a chance of takin' my junk past your inner sphincters and on into your large intestine......
ps... if you have any thoughts about stalking, dispel them now, as I will shoot you on sight, and not with "the gun" you want to be shot with.....
and Mods, please block Lil Warrior from communicating with me, it might just save his life.....
first it was late-night hookup requests; now he just wants to "meat gaze" and stare at my schlong......

certainly not the first guy to wet his taste buds/lick his chops at the prospect of riding a real f'n rod, and not just settle for some puny "JJ Gold-esque" schshort, but much like I've had to do with cuckolded husbands and boyfriends over the years, I simply have to tell them it's not gonna happen for em.....
Sure, I've had men slip underneath their women to allegedly "69" with them as I'm bangin' away on their babe doggystyle -- haven't we all -- and it's always apparent all they really wanted was a "nut-drudging" across their gay-ass faces as they dreamed about being in the same position I had their wife in, and on the same receiving end of what she was getting....
so, Lil' Warrior, while I'm flattered that you want to rub a few out lookin' at my spear, I'll have to decline this request, as I don't want to lead you down the road of thinkin' you might have a chance of takin' my junk past your inner sphincters and on into your large intestine......
ps... if you have any thoughts about stalking, dispel them now, as I will shoot you on sight, and not with "the gun" you want to be shot with.....
and Mods, please block Lil Warrior from communicating with me, it might just save his life.....