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Pornhub usage spiked in Hawaii after false ballistic missile alert
Pornhub reported its website's traffic in Hawaii drastically increased on Saturday after residents were told a ballistic missile attack alert was a mistake.
The website tweeted Wednesday a graph of the day’s traffic in Hawaii, and noted page views dropped drastically after the ballistic missile alert was sent out at 8:07 a.m. HST. Pornhub said in a statement the traffic was “a massive -77 percent below that of a typical Saturday.”
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one final jerk!!!!!!!!!!
or, apparently, the spike may have been after the alarm was called off....
hmmm.... everybody got back to their jerk all at once it appears, and were added to by others that "needed a jerk" to calm the fuk down in the face of having just thought they were about to be incinerated.....
fuk, I need to get a jerk after just think'n about that horror.....
Pornhub reported its website's traffic in Hawaii drastically increased on Saturday after residents were told a ballistic missile attack alert was a mistake.
The website tweeted Wednesday a graph of the day’s traffic in Hawaii, and noted page views dropped drastically after the ballistic missile alert was sent out at 8:07 a.m. HST. Pornhub said in a statement the traffic was “a massive -77 percent below that of a typical Saturday.”
View image on Twitter
one final jerk!!!!!!!!!!
or, apparently, the spike may have been after the alarm was called off....
hmmm.... everybody got back to their jerk all at once it appears, and were added to by others that "needed a jerk" to calm the fuk down in the face of having just thought they were about to be incinerated.....
fuk, I need to get a jerk after just think'n about that horror.....