Who has had a colonoscopy???

betplom · 06-17-09, 03:33 PM

I've never had one but am looking forward to it.

I once had an ultrasound done on my testicles by a female technician, was probably the best 15 minutes of my life.

She put gel on my balls and moved the ultrasound thing all over my testicles for quite a while, it felt great, how I refrained from sporting wood was a miracle. Maybe its because she taped my dick to my stomach while she performed the procedure.

pavyracer · 06-17-09, 03:34 PM

RogueScholar has them done weekly.

AMBlai01 · 06-17-09, 03:35 PM

that doesn't sound fun....have fun with those laxatives....

themajormt · 06-17-09, 03:36 PM

Haha thanks for that plommer...

Mudcat · 06-17-09, 03:36 PM

Worse. I once had a cystoscopy. That's where they stick this thing:

up the sheboinker.

Damn unpleasant either way but you'll live.

themajormt · 06-17-09, 03:37 PM

Yeah I have to leave work at 3 Thursday because I take laxatives AND drink some liquid and then can only drink clear liquids until midnight and then I cant drink anything or eat until after the procedure.

I was out Saturday night Amby but didnt see your message until I got back... If all goes well Friday I will be back in Cuse Friday night... My fam has a 50 block of seats for the baseball game...

Fiasco · 06-17-09, 03:38 PM

My mom's and grandmother have had them and they had to drink this drink that makes you go to the bathroom all night.... the actual procedure they say isn't all that bad (they're women though so Idk how that effects things). It's all about the prep...

good luck though

Willie Bee · 06-17-09, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by betplom

I've never had one but am looking forward to it.

You are one strange cookie, plommer.

I'm an old man, majormt, and colonscopies have become regular for me. They've improved the 'cleaning out the night before process' over the years. Ask for the atomic stuff, powder form in a gallon container, fill with water, drink at least 64 ozs of the stuff and I'm clean as a whistle after that. Last time I dropped 4 lbs during that process.

They knock me out for the procedure, worst part used to be the night before but now I'd rate the 'hangover headache' the day after from the anesthesia my least favorite part. Make sure and ask for copies of the photos that take of your intestines/colon. I sent a couple to Nurse Ratchet at the hospital where I had the CT scan and that since she was such a bitch. Enclosed them in a Christmas card last December and signed it, "Hope your holidays are the shits."

AMBlai01 · 06-17-09, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

Yeah I have to leave work at 3 Thursday because I take laxatives AND drink some liquid and then can only drink clear liquids until midnight and then I cant drink anything or eat until after the procedure.

I was out Saturday night Amby but didnt see your message until I got back... If all goes well Friday I will be back in Cuse Friday night... My fam has a 50 block of seats for the baseball game...

I am running out of town Friday and Saturday night to Boston....You missed a good time Saturday and Sunday we had Booze, Boats, Blondes Brunettes and Boobs.....great partying both days....

betplom · 06-17-09, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

You are one strange cookie, plommer.

I believe the correct term is "eccentric".

Willie if a colonoscopy is half as much fun as a testicular ultrasound you can count me in.

The procedures are covered by the provincial health care system, I felt it appropriate to propose to the woman that did my ultrasound but she is already married.

themajormt · 06-17-09, 03:50 PM

Thanks WB... They gave me a prescription but I am not sure what the stuff is and I know it needs to be mixed with water. And then I have to take a couple other laxatives before I start that...

themajormt · 06-17-09, 03:51 PM

Damn Amby sounds like it... I was downtown Saturday night, was at Corner Bar most of the night and Ohm before that...

HedgeHog · 06-17-09, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

You are one strange cookie, plommer.

I'm an old man, majormt, and colonscopies have become regular for me. They've improved the 'cleaning out the night before process' over the years. Ask for the atomic stuff, powder form in a gallon container, fill with water, drink at least 64 ozs of the stuff and I'm clean as a whistle after that. Last time I dropped 4 lbs during that process.

They knock me out for the procedure, worst part used to be the night before but now I'd rate the 'hangover headache' the day after from the anesthesia my least favorite part. Make sure and ask for copies of the photos that take of your intestines/colon. I sent a couple to Nurse Ratchet at the hospital where I had the CT scan and that since she was such a bitch. Enclosed them in a Christmas card last December and signed it, "Hope your holidays are the shits."

I doubt many got your reference to the movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". One of the best films ever made.

Willie Bee · 06-17-09, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

Thanks WB... They gave me a prescription but I am not sure what the stuff is and I know it needs to be mixed with water. And then I have to take a couple other laxatives before I start that...

Ok, not sure what they gave you either. But the old stuff was when you'd start out taking some laxatives before the mix. The last stuff I had was mixed with water, I added a few spoons of some Crystal Light lemonade mix and, trust me, you didn't need any laxatives beforehand. Good luck, it's really not as bad as you think it's going to be.

Originally posted by HedgeHog

I doubt many got your reference to the movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". One of the best films ever made.

No lie, great book as well.

Bread · 06-17-09, 04:19 PM

No lie, great book as well.

I can't read, but saw this movie just several months ago and loved it. What a great flick.

I won't ever have to experience this nasty probing. Bread does not have an anus.

themajormt · 06-17-09, 04:24 PM

I once fukked this chick that tried to tell me she didn't shit... You just reminded me of her Bready...

Bread · 06-17-09, 04:28 PM

I don't fart either major. They removed my stinky glands when I was a baby.

always2away · 06-17-09, 04:47 PM

The hardest part is trying to relax.

I had seven myocardial infarctions and the medication included Warfarin (Coumadin) to "thin" my blood. This is the stuff they use in some rat poison preparations because when the rats eat it they bleed to death internally. I had a 'reaction' to it and my entire GI system ulcerated from my stomach to the end you are concerned about.

They scoped me from both ends and, frankly, the one jammed down my throat was considerably worse than the colonoscopy.

Don't fret, you will be fine.

betplom · 09-05-10, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

You are one strange cookie, plommer.

Willie I was thinking it might be as much fun as the ultrasound on the balls was.

I wonder whatever happened to themajormt as he has posted only ONCE in 2010!

I hope the kid is OK.

rookie · 09-05-10, 10:56 AM

Do you wonder about the ultrasound technician ? Maybe she's divorced / unhappily married now.

stevek173 · 09-05-10, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by Bread

I don't fart either major. They removed my stinky glands when I was a baby.

I just shicocked

stevek173 · 09-05-10, 11:08 AM

When I was gangbanged the 1st time in jail they took the time to do a colonoscopy which I thought was very considerate

they removed 4 pollups with sporks which I thought was even more considerate

all funded by your tax dollars. Now THAT is considerate.

God Bless this country and this system.

jamboot1 · 09-05-10, 11:10 AM

Sit back enjoy the drugs for 5 minutes then wake up you remember nothing good luck

keyboarding · 09-05-10, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Willie I was thinking it might be as much fun as the ultrasound on the balls was.

I wonder whatever happened to themajormt as he has posted only ONCE in 2010!

I hope the kid is OK.

He was a solid poster. Shame he disappeared but any life off of SBR is probably a better life.

Dirty Sanchez · 09-05-10, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

I am only 26 but have been having some stomach problems the last few months and they did a CT and I have an abnormality on my "sigmoid colon" (spelling) and I have to go for a colonoscopy on Friday so I just wanted to know how bad it is...

Hoping to lose maybe 6-10 pounds with all the laxatives I have to take though!

Just had one two weeks ago...don't remember a damn thing except the nurse giving me a Grape Juice Box and a pack of Peanut Butter crackers. On the positive side, I saw the doctor and he wasn't smirking and there was no used rubbers laying around.

Really wasn't bad at all...way overblown. Worst part was drinking that crap and sitting on the pot

betplom · 05-29-12, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by RogueScholar

I figured someone who's so obviously touched in the head as yourself would at least have the decency not to muck up a thread about real family dysfunctions with your regurgitated garbage in every other post.

And shut up about the circumcision too. Nobody's penis should be mutilated for anything but religious reasons, and even those are absurd at best.

sweethook · 05-29-12, 10:50 AM

so what become of your deal sir ? i had one in 2003 and one the other day 5-2012 had 7 polyps . things are not looking good here.

BIGDAY · 05-29-12, 10:59 AM

Never have I ever... Eat lots of veggies guys...