My Father Just Disowned And.....

[Hugh Madbrough]

My father just disowned me and called me a phaggot for spending time making a picture collage in the shape of a heart using Hammermill Gloss Paper. The collage contains pictures of my girlfriend and I. She is my muse, my flame. I'm crestfallen. What should I do guise? I don't want no smoke, he's my father. Should I tell my mom?

[Bostongambler]

If I were you, and I’m not, but I would drink and send your girlfriend’s pics to bostongambler and I’ll give you my feedback.


Jeffrey Jacobs
Short order cook
Friday’s bar & Grill , Seattle Washington

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Hugh...is your Dad an SBR Pro?

If that answer is No...I think that's all that needs to be said.

[SnakesPicks]

You were "crestfallen"??!! Hmmmm.... maybe your Dad is right.

[Jimmy Proffett]

My father just disowned me and called me a phaggot for spending time making a picture collage in the shape of a heart using Hammermill Gloss Paper. The collage contains pictures of my girlfriend and I. She is my muse, my flame. I'm crestfallen. What should I do guise? I don't want no smoke, he's my father. Should I tell my mom?

Find out what your dad's favorite song is, play it on a boombox, and hold it over your head outside his front door. I've seen that work before.

[JayTris07]

What the hell is this for real. @Hugh Madbrough forgive me but are you like 10 years old. I mean collage and Gloss paper. What the hell is happening to the male species.

[stevek173]

My father just disowned me and called me a phaggot for spending time making a picture collage in the shape of a heart using Hammermill Gloss Paper. The collage contains pictures of my girlfriend and I. She is my muse, my flame. I'm crestfallen. What should I do guise? I don't want no smoke, he's my father. Should I tell my mom?

No better excuse then steal all your Father's things and money and run away with your girlfriend.

GREAT use of the word crestfallen, btw!

[Swinging Johnson]

You were "crestfallen"??!! Hmmmm.... maybe your Dad is right.

[Auto Donk]

My father just disowned me and called me a phaggot for spending time making a picture collage in the shape of a heart using Hammermill Gloss Paper. The collage contains pictures of my girlfriend and I. She is my muse, my flame. I'm crestfallen. What should I do guise? I don't want no smoke, he's my father. Should I tell my mom?

quit posting photos of your "muse" with her kock out in the middle of a heart-shaped collages.....

tell him you're not gay if your flame has big fake and a pretty face, long hair, etc., to go along with her swantz that tastes like your cinnamon ring five days out of the week.....

[Auto Donk]

ps. If you're that tore up over the situation, I'll give you the name of some counselor my wife goes to see..... she raves about him for some f'n reason.....

his name is Mr. Rection.

Hugh G. is his first name/middle initial.....

[PittsburghPlayer]

No better excuse then steal all your Father's things and money and run away with your girlfriend.
GREAT use of the word crestfallen, btw!

Steve, damn dude
harsh

[Hugh Madbrough]

If I were you, and I’m not, but I would drink and send your girlfriend’s pics to bostongambler and I’ll give you my feedback.


Jeffrey Jacobs
Short order cook
Friday’s bar & Grill , Seattle Washington

Unfortunately, Bostongambler, my friend. I took after my papa and am fiercely protective of my possessions.

Hugh...is your Dad an SBR Pro?

If that answer is No...I think that's all that needs to be said.

He is not, do I tell him to open an account? Then I'll pay for his membership. I'll first have to ask my heavenly blessed beauty if it's okay to spend the $100.

You were "crestfallen"??!! Hmmmm.... maybe your Dad is right.

[Hugh Madbrough]

Find out what your dad's favorite song is, play it on a boombox, and hold it over your head outside his front door. I've seen that work before.

He doesn't even want to see me, in pictures. What do I do, brah?

What the hell is this for real. @Hugh Madbrough forgive me but are you like 10 years old. I mean collage and Gloss paper. What the hell is happening to the male species.

It's called amor, JayTris07, there's nothing more to say. I try but I can't seem to get myself to think of anything but her. To be held in her arms, her breath on my face, her warm gentle kisses that i taste. To be held tight in the arms of whom I love.

No better excuse then steal all your Father's things and money and run away with your girlfriend.

GREAT use of the word crestfallen, btw!

My father doesn't really have much, he's a fisherman. If the sharks come and eat the feesh...he no make money.

[Hugh Madbrough]

quit posting photos of your "muse" with her kock out in the middle of a heart-shaped collages.....

tell him you're not gay if your flame has big fake and a pretty face, long hair, etc., to go along with her swantz that tastes like your cinnamon ring five days out of the week.....

ps. If you're that tore up over the situation, I'll give you the name of some counselor my wife goes to see..... she raves about him for some f'n reason.....

his name is Mr. Rection.

Hugh G. is his first name/middle initial.....

We are saving ourselves for marriage, Mr. Donk. But yes please provide the information to your wife's counselor.

Steve, is the dude 14 or some shit? steal his dads shit? how about he tell his father to his face that he is going to take his shit?
see how that goes
you are always going to be a fukking criminal, huh?

I can't tell my father to his face, I want no smoke, I don't even lift.

[stevek173]

HUGH EARLY FAVORITE FOR 2018 NEW POSTER OF THE YEAR

[flyingillini]

Did he fondle your pee pee when you were a toddler? Do you fear him?

[JayTris07]

It's called amor, JayTris07, there's nothing more to say. I try but I can't seem to get myself to think of anything but her. To be held in her arms, her breath on my face, her warm gentle kisses that i taste. To be held tight in the arms of whom I love[/QUOTE]


Man You sounding like Dr. Larry Nassar.