Working at cruise ships, advice?

[Auto Donk]

Donk taking over like only Donk can do

Drinker, I say go for it. It's 5-6 months, you hate it, you're done. I think someone like you would love it but drugs would be an issue. The money isn't really a big concern because you work so much theres not much time to spend it. I know this sounds awful and if that's all you did, it would be. But the crew bars are pretty crazy and make up for it. Every night is a Friday night and every morning is a Monday morning, that's the life. Work hard, play harder, die a little each time.

You get free lodging, free food if you want to eat at the crew galley (can get old), you can pay to eat normal food up on the higher decks. Either way you'll never know until you try, go to a ton of counrties, etc.... But I have a feeling someone like yourself would be about that life.

well, someone had to make a move on her and maker her their's....

decided it'd be me......





hell, since the title of this thread is "bisexual" or some shit like that, and that fahg biggie was the first one in here, fire uo a LEFT/RIGHT POLL ON the photo above, Diggity..... Left is The Spaniard, Right Is "Donk's Nice Ass"

[The Kraken]

[Auto Donk]

I should add that I always FOCUS on my date's personality, and you won't catch me treating her like an object, or shamelessly staring or gawking at her .... I always make only EYE contact....

[HurryUpAndDrink]

[firedawg]

Guys not worthy to clean piss off the floor

Nobody will hire him

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Guys not worthy to clean piss off the floor

Nobody will hire him

LOL here comes the most hated trash can in the forums.

Bitchh please, I have 2 jobs already...

Just wanna trade one of them for something different...

Men w real life experience are talking here

Go fukk your mutt mother you fukkin fake-o

[firedawg]

LOL here comes the most hated trash can in the forums.

Bitchh please, I have 2 jobs already...

Just wanna trade one of them for something different...

Men w real life experience are talking here

Go fukk your mutt mother you fukkin fake-o

Two jobs

Mop ringer
Hut cleaner


Good For you dikkkk

[beefcake]

Screw the cruiseships man.Go work at a National Park as a bartender or server.Work 4-5 months..make 20k..take a few months off and go work at a winter resort.Dorms are ok, and you have alot more time to chase poon since your on land.I worked in Alaska, Hawaii,Maine and Aspen from 1997-2003.Time of my life

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Screw the cruiseships man.Go work at a National Park as a bartender or server.Work 4-5 months..make 20k..take a few months off and go work at a winter resort.Dorms are ok, and you have alot more time to chase poon since your on land.I worked in Alaska, Hawaii,Maine and Aspen from 1997-2003.Time of my life

Im in Costa Rica bro

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

Good luck

[sweep]

I was not actually employed by the cruise lines, They contracted me to install and maintain bakery equipment. This means that I stayed on the passenger side of the ship which is MUCH nicer. I had access to the entire ship but had a private cabin WITH CARPET!

It’s tough work, I worked on ships long enough to know the ins and outs plus I met my wife on the Grand Princess somewhere in the Caribbean, she was a dancer.

Yes, the hours are long and may be 6-7 days/week for the entirety of the contract. In general, bartenders have it pretty good. There is a strict no tolerance for drugs as well as no socialization game with passengers, meaning you don’t spend free time with them. Drugs will be readily available but I’ve seen boat hands booted for it.

There is a pool at the front of most ships just for staff, there is also generally a small nightclub tucked away at the end of some random hall for the staff to use. Ralphie is correct, the poon is non stop. Thinking back on my time spent on the ships what sticks out was the ultra-risqué parties in the night club.

As for pay, I’m just guessing but I would say $3000/month. I negotiated my contract before setting sail and was paid well. In general most don’t speak of their rate of pay.

It’s hard work, you’ll be in a shitty cabin, possibly without carpet with 2-3 other dudes. Privacy is sparse

I can’t really say if it’s worth it or not because my experience was so much more different than regular staffers. It seemed like a lot hard work but there was also a lot of fun

I have a lot of great memories from time aboard. Still to this date I can login as a corporate affiliate and get steep discounts

[icon]

Anyone have any exp on this???

Im tired of the monotone CS gig... hate talking over the phone

And figured the traveling and pussy alone is worth the shot... i love the sea as well, I drink like a sailor


I personally have skill with cards, but I wouldnt like to be a dealer... feel like bartender is more my alley...

Any other positions worth considering?

I hear being Captain is pretty sweet. Go for that.

Drive that ship!

[The Kraken]

You have to be French or Italian to be the Captain

They get a ton of puzzy at sea, generally one of the dancers

[d2bets]

Seems like a worthwhile experience for several months if you're young, single, with nothing tying you down. What have you got to lose. I imagine your expenses are nil at sea.

[icon]

You have to be French or Italian to be the Captain

They get a ton of puzzy at sea, generally one of the dancers

I think most ship Captains I have met were/are Greek. I met many in the port of Vancouver in the mid 90's.

[firstclass]

sounds like all work no play to me

[rkelly110]

Massive tax free cash income could be had. Become a male dancer. Hand out business cards to little old ladies
getting off the boat. They will squirm on their wet spot while digging in their purse for 20's to put in your ass crack.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Sharing room with 2 other men is a big no no... one I could try and tolerate... but 3 is a cokfest

[TeeRose]

just dont get drunk and fall over the ship