She played this song for me, Diggity.....

[Auto Donk]

finished off a mediation at just after 7 pm last night, so I stopped in for a few cold ones and to check on your babe, Diggity.....

mentioned your comment about not letting her out of my sight until you could catch a flight down here for her, and she was impressed with your sweetness and the compliment.....

then she said she'd play a song on the juke box that she'd heard at some honky tonk last weekend, that made her think of me.....

well, diggity, by the sound of it, you may be losing your grip on this woman.... better get down here before I have to fill in for you:

babe is so hot this is now my new favorite song.....

[stevek173]

she tell you you got a purdy mouth?

[Auto Donk]

something like that.... if my mouth were on my kahk

[stevek173]

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[stevek173]

Seth!!!!

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apparently, this catchy little Bob Wills song about my nuts has been recorded/performed by many superstars.....

great live performance here in h-town itself......

[itchypickle]

Donker is the man. He’s the kinda dude who waits til his wife passes out and pranks her by removing her tampon and replaces it with one of those party popper things. Wakes up and pulls the string and says happy Thursday!

Then he gives her a quick one to make her not be mad at him....what’s the point in a man having a sword if he never gets some blood on it.

[Auto Donk]

don't get me started.... this blood talk reminds me of the night I went "Dracula's teabag" on a tampon due to be so horned up and hot for the babe I didn't care and ate it anyway......

what's the point of having a tommy lee jones/shooter mcgavin/dan majerle face if you never get any blood on it?

[stevek173]

Donker,

Do you think she'll let you put it in her butt?

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of course.... any babe who's attracted to me always wants me to put it deep in their ass.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I missed this thread.

Is she still waiting for me or has she moved on?

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I missed this thread.


Is she still waiting for me or has she moved on?

I'll ask her when she gets out of the shower.....

hang on a minute....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'll ask her when she gets out of the shower.....

hang on a minute....