Worst Lie you ever told?

[OldschoolGambler]

or heard?

[PanamaBrad]

"Baby, I am just gonna put the tip in!"

[katstale]

"Baby, I am just gonna put the tip in!"

lolololol I am pretty sure I have heard you tell worse

[HurryUpAndDrink]

"ill *** outside no worries"

[Auto Donk]

i remember saying about two minutes before this photo was taken by her husband, "don't worry about that, I've had a vasectomy".....




as my nephew put it after I told him the story, "Wow, so now there's some hairy-armed, deep voiced little kid down in West University lookin' at his nasal-voiced whiny, hairless-armed, wimpy "dad", knowing the guy can't possibly be his father, saying "what the fuk!!!!!!"" [nephew says "what the fuk" in a real deep voice]

[DOM-Ganador]

Of course I love you baby...