Dreaming with your fantasy gal

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:13 AM

Dream was fukked up as Alexa and I were sharing a beach house with one of my exgf and a friend of mine who was boinking her.

Got to see my exgf grt fukked by this moron and everytime I was getting it on w Alexa I woke up. Wtf.

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:23 AM

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:24 AM

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:25 AM

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:26 AM

Life aint fair

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:28 AM

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 10:34 AM

looks like a cyco psycho..... ("cut your c__k off") a "psycho psycho", phonetically

brunettes should have dark eyes, or green eyes.... grey eyes indicate kahk-chopper

example of an adorable brunette non-kahk chopper, who is now in love with a fellow sbr'er:

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 10:38 AM

and they should look like my avatar from the rear:

inflatable butt plug preferred, as well....

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 10:41 AM

Donker... she is a model, half british, half chinese....

Thats why she has those gorgeous "im sorry" eyes

I love her, life aint fair

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 10:48 AM

just be sure to put a protective metal sheath or, as al gore would call it, a "lock box", on your crank at night, so as to avoid having it lopped off or superglued to your leg if you piss her off for any reason....

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

just be sure to put a protective metal sheath or, as al gore would call it, a "lock box", on your crank at night, so as to avoid having it lopped off or superglued to your leg if you piss her off for any reason....

I will give her cunnilingus every night 1 hr minimum as to keep her appeased..!!!!!

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

I will give her cunnilingus every night 1 hr minimum as to keep her appeased..!!!!!

i'd throw in ten minutes of analingus as well just to make sure my junk was not at risk as I slept....

#NoCinnamonRingNeglect

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i'd throw in ten minutes of analingus as well just to make sure my junk was not at risk as I slept....

#NoCinnamonRingNeglect

Donker you are a wise man. INDEED. I will never neglect the ring!

stevek173 · 01-03-18, 11:28 AM

She looks alright, a little like this hairdresser from Philly

I went in to get my haircut and she really got a kick out of me and my stories. When she shampooed my hair she got really rough and was all "that's not too rough?" "hold still" as I was being pushed around, all soaking wet and shampooey

It made me horny as heck and she knew it - as she was taking me out of shampooing she said "I hope nothing bad happened there" and I said "nothing bad at all"

I ended up giving her money for a new electric shaver as a tip

She's cool and I hope to go back there sometime

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 11:32 AM

sounds like you wandered into this place lookin' for a haircut by mistake:

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 11:33 AM

She can sing, she is so foxy, and the accent oh gosh

stevek173 · 01-03-18, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

sounds like you wandered into this place lookin' for a haircut by mistake:

You'd think so but it was just a Supercuts..

It was super hot man. Right in front of everyone too.

Which made it hotter.

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 11:57 AM

you should've just whipped it out and gone for the glory.....

worst case, it's a parole violation and another 30-60 days in the clink, but definitely worth it to put on a show.....

maybe 180 days if any kids were inside the place at the time the money shot flew....

Auto Donk · 01-03-18, 12:06 PM

british singin' hos, only one has ever revved my engine in recent years, and she croaked....

but before she got all f'd up, Ida banged her like a screen door in a hurricane:

BUT, by the end of her run..... a total disaster that could best be summed up with this sentiment:

HurryUpAndDrink · 01-03-18, 12:12 PM

yeah Amy went rogue too fast

stevek173 · 01-03-18, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

you should've just whipped it out and gone for the glory.....

worst case, it's a parole violation and another 30-60 days in the clink, but definitely worth it to put on a show.....

maybe 180 days if any kids were inside the place at the time the money shot flew....

I think she would've giggled and asked me to put it away

See I love sneaky stuff like that

In front of everyone - obvious to me but to no one else

To me that displays a level of slyness/intellect I like

She had a boyfriend at the time but it looks on fb like she's single now - but moved to Delaware.

Maybe when I'm legally allowed to drive and have a car in 2039 or so I'll see what's up.