RIP kristyna Martelli

Auto Donk · 01-01-18, 06:32 PM

sad....

rip.....

I could have put all those surgeons' work to good use here in DonkLand....

Chi_archie · 01-01-18, 06:33 PM

Rest in Porn

Auto Donk · 01-01-18, 06:35 PM

trying to figure out what she had worked on.....

i mean really good work..... can't tell....

lips always look like someone hit you in the mouth with a two by four....

asses are always 3x times out of proportion to legs and waist.....

always the size of two soccer balls and hard as rocks.....

are you sure she had any work done, diggity????

The Giant · 01-01-18, 06:36 PM

Didn't she die in April?

Chi_archie · 01-01-18, 06:36 PM

did she die with Rick Moranis????

FACT CHECK: Did Instagram Model Kristyna Martelli Die in Surgery?

https://www.snopes.com/kristyna-martelli/

Rumor: Instagram model Kristina Martelli (famous for her plastic surgeries) died during an elective cosmetic medical procedure.

Chi_archie · 01-01-18, 06:39 PM

donk what would you do to her?

stevek173 · 01-01-18, 06:43 PM

oh no

RIP baby

Auto Donk · 01-01-18, 06:43 PM

chi arch, I don't have a story in mind.....

I'll just go with the Ol' Yeller storyline, and shoot her

cincinnatikid513 · 01-01-18, 06:44 PM

never heard of her did she actually do porn or just like a model

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-01-18, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Didn't she die in April?

She did?

Damn

Well, you had 9 months to get this thread up.

Auto Donk · 01-01-18, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

She did?

Damn

Well, you had 9 months to get this thread up.

I think it took that long to process the autopsy results, since there were 23 different implant companies who might have been on the hook for killing her due to leaky silicone.....

The Giant · 01-01-18, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

She did?

Damn

Well, you had 9 months to get this thread up.

April was before I took over the helm of reporting dead sluts.

This one is on you.

You look really bad here.

If you decide to retire from posting due to embarrassment, I would not blame you.

Cuse0323 · 01-01-18, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

April was before I took over the helm of reporting dead sluts.

This one is on you.

You look really bad here.

If you decide to retire from posting due to embarrassment, I would not blame you.

Damn, my brain read I took over the helm of heroin. Got excited. Never mind.

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-01-18, 07:00 PM

I will try to report much quicker next time one of these bimbos pass.

My apologies SBR.

Salooooon

Chi_archie · 01-01-18, 07:01 PM

wait you guys don't follow

instantaneous-slut-deaths on twitter?

Auto Donk · 01-01-18, 07:02 PM

sorry, DDD....

this will not go into the saloon.....

not because it's not "saloon-worthy" material.... (it clearly is)....

no, it wont go in b'c her f'n wide ass silicone hip implants won't fit through the goddam swingin' doors

The Giant · 01-01-18, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Damn, my brain read I took over the helm of heroin. Got excited. Never mind.

Cuse, do you really want to end up like this guy??

Slipknot26 · 01-01-18, 07:10 PM

Damnit
Fugly

Cuse0323 · 01-01-18, 07:11 PM

Hell, that’s me already. Minus the nose, and gray hair. Throw in a shot to the chin. Guy rocked me. Granted, it was me, but the door got the worst of it.

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-01-18, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

sorry, DDD....

this will not go into the saloon.....

not because it's not "saloon-worthy" material.... (it clearly is)....

no, it wont go in b'c her f'n wide ass silicone hip implants won't fit through the goddam swingin' doors

Bluehorseshoe · 01-01-18, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Cuse, do you really want to end up like this guy??

You know he once asked him to get him drugs a long time ago??

The Giant · 01-01-18, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

You know he once asked him to get him drugs a long time ago??

Who? What?

JMobile · 01-01-18, 08:16 PM

Butterface

Bluehorseshoe · 01-01-18, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Who? What?

Artie Lange.

The Giant · 01-01-18, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

Artie Lange.

What about him?

I can't figure out what your post is trying to say.

Hugh Madbrough · 01-01-18, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

donk what would you do to her?

Groce. I'd rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and i'm not even gay.

Bostongambler · 01-01-18, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

Rest in Porn

Hahahaha

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-01-18, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Hugh Madbrough

Groce. I'd rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and i'm not even gay.

Auto Donk · 01-02-18, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

his subtle way of coming out or at least admitting he's bi.....

DiggityDaggityDo · 01-02-18, 12:12 AM

Artie Lang is banged the fuk up.

How is that guy even still alive??

The Giant · 01-02-18, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Artie Lang is banged the fuk up.

How is that guy even still alive??

He's in jail.

Auto Donk · 01-02-18, 12:36 AM

no shit, what for?

The Giant · 01-02-18, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

no shit, what for?

I think it was for failing to show up at a court appearance.

He needs to be in jail.

Or rehab.

He's on a collision course towards death. He can't get off heroin.

Auto Donk · 01-02-18, 12:40 AM

mugshot reveals he's resorted to shooting up via his nose:

jail cell close circuit reveals it's a tough gig for him with his new cell mate, too: