Lindy Lou Who, I mean Whore, from Whoville, I mean Whoreville, UPDATE:

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Lindy Lou Who, I mean Whore, from Whoville, I mean Whoreville, UPDATE:
    SOME details starting to emerge..... apparently, she wanted to "nest".... and he was having none of it.....

    that's on him, I've had to deal with nesters on occasion, I generally wind up letting them stay until I absolutely have to have them leave, and then handle the situation with kid gloves....

    I had to finally break it to one hot blonde that my new year's eve date was going to be rollin' in from out of town and was on her way, and it was gonna be one helluva bad scene if the fiesty brunette rolled up to my loft and her sexy ass was in it....

    I walked her out to the parking garage attached to the bayou lofts, and as she was exiting in her little mercedes, my brunette was pullin into the garage in hers.... they actually crossed paths -- like two ships in the night.....

    when my date asked what I was doin' in the parking garage, my Trumpian response was "I couldn't wait to see you, so I came down to meet you as soon as I possibly could!!! Happy New Year's!!!!"

    nevertheless, ol buzbee should've followed the donk's playbook and eased her out of his place......





    My Warhols! Collector Anthony Buzbee sees art ‘trashed in drunk rage’ by Lindy Lou Layman


    Anthony Buzbee lives in a grand home decorated with expensive, fragile sculptures and paintings by Renoir, Monet and Andy Warhol.

    On the Saturday before Christmas, the Houston lawyer’s home was also filled with a furious and drunk young woman who refused to leave even after he had summoned her a taxi, a court was told.

    There were conflicting accounts of how Lindy Lou Layman, 29, came to be in the house of Mr Buzbee late that night. But according to prosecutors, repeated attempts to remove her were unsuccessful and only enraged Ms Layman. They allege that she took out her fury on Mr Buzbee’s art collection, causing $300,000 of damage.

    Ms Layman is said to have begun an abrupt assault on three of his paintings, two of which were said to be by Andy Warhol. “She poured red wine on the paintings and ripped them off the wall with her hands and threw both sculptures on the ground, shattering them,” a prosecutor alleged as Ms Layman stood in court wearing an orange jumpsuit.

    The prosecutor said she had become “heavily intoxicated” and would not consent to step into either of two Uber cars that Mr Buzbee summoned to his home. “She kept shouting ‘I’m not leaving,’ ” the prosecutor said.


    Prosecutors said she had arrived at Mr Buzbee’s home as part of a first date, according to the Texas television station KHOU. However, Mr Buzbee, who is 49 and is understood to be married with four children, told the magazine Texas Lawyer that he had never met her before and she arrived at his home with others.

    “She at some point appeared too intoxicated and she was asked to leave. She wouldn’t and got angry because she didn’t want to leave,” he said.


    Mr Buzbee, whose five-bedroom home has limestone floors, mahogany beams and a roof tiled with slate cut in Spain, has been a collector of both art and exotic cars. He was reported to be a donor to President Trump’s inauguration committee and has been pictured with him and his son Donald Trump Jr.


    He recently bought an M4 Sherman tank that was used in the Normandy landings, part of a force used to repel German forces from France though apparently of little use in the close quarters efforts to evict a house guest who does not wish to go.


    Mr Buzbee said he had feared for the safety of his art. “She also pulled a Renoir and a Monet off the wall. Luckily those weren’t damaged,” he said. “The police dealt with it.”


    Ms Layman, who appears to work as a court reporter, posted a $30,000 bail. She could not be reached for comment yesterday.





  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    DonkLand's official view on what lead to the incident can be summed up in one line of eminem's "superman".....

    "DON'T PUT OUT, I'LL PUT YOU OUT"......


    BAD MOVE, BUZBEE;.....


    one last favorite "nester" story.... one sexy little brunette came in on a friday, and by sunday evening was still there despite my trying to nudge her out..;.. and I had a hunting trip planned for s. tex, and was set to leave around 4 a.m. the next morning....

    after bangin' the shit out of her til around midnight, and telling her that WE had to leave in four hours, she just said "I can't, I haven't slept since thursday [which was true, and I hadn't either]"

    as hunting s. tex trophies is what I live for, I left her the f'n key and told her to lock up when she left, and told her that I'd let the concierges down stairs know that she'd be coming down at some point and dropping off my key....

    made her blow me one last time, and I hit the road..... left the nester in my f'n place..... gotta be careful with crazy hos..... set them off, they'll put you in the news.....
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    • THE_LOCKSMITH
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-08
      • 7237

      #3
      Donk, take a break bud...
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        my outreach program to try and save wayward hos has me invested in the story, what can i say.....
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        • Clutchut12
          SBR MVP
          • 09-20-16
          • 3632

          #5
          Dude u need to Hit up Usher and go to sex therapy with him
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by Clutchut12
            Dude u need to Hit up Usher and go to sex therapy with him
            that's where I used to pick up the kinkiest freaks of all.....

            ah, to be single again.....
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            • Harry N. Lloyd
              SBR MVP
              • 03-26-08
              • 4810

              #7
              Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITH
              Donk, take a break bud...
              How dare you?! Some of us enjoy these parables.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                if you don't enjoy a good crazy ho trashes art collection story, especially when it involves a married guy with four children and a sherman tank parked out front -- and involves fake the size of two nba regulation basketballs -- you got a f'n problem......

                I was at four-five bars this week, and overheard conversations about this mess at all of them......


                and speakin' of f'n problems, I'm in the mood to watch 2Chainz and co. go wild about theirs (which also happen to be the same as mine):

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                • TheGoldenGoose
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-27-12
                  • 3745

                  #9
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITH
                    Donk, take a break bud...
                    good advice... about to take one now ahead of the live show we're goin' to see tonight......

                    just "bounced", need a break.....

                    chop it up, chop it up.... chop it up, chop it up!!!!
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