Full Metal Jacket

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Friday classics here at drinkers pad!

Gomer Pyle's bullying has to be the funniest shit ever...

[HurryUpAndDrink]

[lakerboy]

Awesome movie

[funnyb25]

One of the best movies I have seen

[Sam Losco]

5'9"? i didnt know they stacked shit that high!


great movie

[gauchojake]

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

[grease lightnin]

I used to fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch.

[funnyb25]

I used to fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch.

Did u sniff after? What was it like?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

One for you, one for me, good for you, good for me

pt!!!! Pt!!!!

[lakerboy]

I used to fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch.

Greaser don't you get sick of winning?

[gauchojake]

2 Live Crew were big fans of this movie

[funnyb25]

The Heavenly Kid?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks?
Are you a peter-puffer?

[funnyb25]

We Got Games!

[Fred The Hammer]

"I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo"



Love this line....nobody knows wtf it means but its funny

[grease lightnin]

Did u sniff after? What was it like?

[funnyb25]

[badgerguy]

Good movie. Will watch tonight

[stealthyburrito]

R. Lee Ermey is brilliant

[ChuckyTheGoat]

R. Lee Ermey is brilliant

Did he ad-lib most of those lines? I think he did.

[TheMoneyShot]

Hard to believe I finally watched this movie in 2015. Don't know what took me so long?

Great movie.

[Ratpack]

Ohhh me love you long time

[King Mayan]

Hard to believe I finally watched this movie in 2015. Don't know what took me so long?

Great movie.

Watching the OWN channel?

[TheMoneyShot]

Watching the OWN channel?

Nah... I was watching Comedy Central... and your broke dik a$$ was on.

[brooks85]

[bradthebloke]

How can you kill women? Children?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

how can you kill women? Children?

get some!!!!!!!!! Get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[firedawg]

riginally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink
Italy soccer

AS Roma -1.5 (-115)
Impressive-350 favorite and you lose
What a mush this clown is
No wonder he can’t go pro

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did he ad-lib most of those lines? I think he did.

Yes, he did.

Here is a fun read:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/65427/16-hardcore-facts-about-full-metal-jacket

[King Mayan]

Nah... I was watching Comedy Central... and your broke dik a$$ was on.

50 year old man watching Comedy Central no wonder you’re a miserable prick

[bonzaii]

get some!!!!!!!!! Get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PAULYPOKER]

Are those... live rounds?

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

[PAULYPOKER]

Holy Jesus! What is that? What the FUKK is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!

[PAULYPOKER]

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

Yeah, we might party. How much?

Fifteen dollar.

Fifteen dollars for both of us?

No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.

Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.

Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.

Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

Okay. Ten dollar each.

What do we get for ten dollars?

Every t'ing you want.................

[PAULYPOKER]

Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

What was the matter with him?


He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

No shit. At least ten times a day.

Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker,
and the crazy fukker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight.
He was just waiting for his papers to clear division..........