Courtney on Match: go find her, please.....

[Auto Donk]

Dude She is an Actress there is no Courtney. Match has taken some heat for using an actress and the woman Jessica (whatever her last name is) took herself off IMDB as appearing in that commercial.

i don't care....

I want to see her off the f'n air before I puke and start blowing up Match.com headquarters for ever subjecting me to this nasty f'n crazy whore, whether an actress or not....

and if f'n match.com lied to the nation, they need to be shut the fuk down....

[TheMoneyShot]

I was about to bump this fukkin thread for the mere fact that I saw this Courtney whore again today on t.v., still spouting out "COME FIND ME"....
TO SUM HER UP: she's now been on national t.v. for more than three months, with exposure nationwide, yet is still on the f'n market.....

do not touch this whore with a ten foot rent-a-dick..... she's obviously that bad... insane, robin box, pure f'n worst f'n bitch on the planet if you can look reasonably hot and still not find a single person in a country of over 300 million people having viewed your ass.....

Match's marketing scheme cracks me up. Like clearly there isn't anyone close to that "Courtney" girl on Match.

We should file a class action lawsuit for false advertising.

[Clutchut12]

Everytime i see this commercial i automatically think of this thread and have to laugh,some funny shit Donk

[NJbettor]

Agree

Match's marketing scheme cracks me up. Like clearly there isn't anyone close to that "Courtney" girl on Match.
We should file a class action lawsuit for false advertising.

The funny thing is, if Courtney was a real person, she would have no shortage of male attention. Especially as a flight attendant where plenty of men, especially those in first class with money, would be interested in her and likely her them $.

[Auto Donk]

I once had a flight attendant squeeze her for me after she caught me staring at her rock hard nipples (the flight was so cold you could have hung f'n meat in the goddam jet)....

I'd been hit by a jeep and my right leg was broke while in florida, and my cast only fit in the very front row of seats in the plane, and she was tucked in to a little stewardess seat behind the partition between the door and the first row of seats.... still my favorite flight of all time, as I let her see how aroused I had become by the banter.... ultimately letting the top half of my crank "periscope" about three inches above the waist line my pants....

[wuffy]

the eyes

Notice she looks left when she says: "I like nice guys..."

She's probably collected a gaggle of "nice guy" contacts in every town she flies to. Maybe to have lunch with, go on a hike with, or maybe to give her "relationship advice" about some doctor, high powered attorney, or sports star she's really interested in. None of her "nice guys" are good enough to qualify as the father of her future children - but keeps them loosely on the hook as plan B or C. In case she has to get a leg amputated or something.

She's not evil, but uses this "collecting behaviour" subconsciously. She's leveraging her fleeting high-value female status to maximize her mating opportunities to ensure the best possible outcome for her future offspring.

All cliches are true... you can still be a nice guy to date her, but there better be something REALLY special about you at this stage of "her" life, for you to have any long-term prospects.

[Auto Donk]

bump for this annoying as fuk whore.... she's back and still, after all these fukkin' years, needs us to "come find" her.....

god help her if I do.........

[kovacs bar]

match dot com is for pin dick weaklings who were beaten at birth.

[jts1207]

match dot com is for pin dick weaklings who were beaten at birth.

Have fun on grinder

[kovacs bar]

Have fun on grinder

have fun dikkin the family pet

[kovacs bar]

or your granny

[jts1207]

Lol .... poor kovac.

[kovacs bar]

maybe you can date donkey.

he likes the simple bitches and you like a good pegging.

[TheGoldenGoose]

They only run those ads on TEXAS TV because that's where they can find all the IDIOTS.

[TheMoneyShot]

"Hi... I'm Courtney... I've been single for a long time because I'm always traveling."

Ya okay babe... just admit you're a psycho.

[Auto Donk]

"Hi... I'm Courtney... I've been single for a long time because I'm always traveling."

Ya okay babe... just admit you're a psycho.

several years of national exposure and this crazy, psychotic lying whore still cant find a man who wants to put up with her for longer than it takes to stick it in her ass....

[mikejamm]

Dude She is an Actress there is no Courtney. Match has taken some heat for using an actress and the woman Jessica (whatever her last name is) took herself off IMDB as appearing in that commercial.

Exactly, the problem is dumb fuk donk with the IQ of a fuk’in knat can’t distinguish Courtney the actress from every other blonde who’s told the old ass loser to go fuk his self. He sits around all day yelling at his tv, lamenting his sagging fuk’in ball sack and dick that no longer works without tons of boner pills, then hops on SBR to swallow more trump cok and dream about a 3 way with Pelosi and Hillary.

[Auto Donk]

Exactly, the problem is dumb fuk donk with the IQ of a fuk’in knat can’t distinguish Courtney the actress from every other blonde who’s told the old ass loser to go fuk his self. He sits around all day yelling at his tv, lamenting his sagging fuk’in ball sack and dick that no longer works without tons of boner pills, then hops on SBR to swallow more trump cok and dream about a 3 way with Pelosi and Hillary.

you say "saggin' ball sack" like it's a bad thing, you whiny little pussy boy.....

my ball sack sags for two reasons, you stupid piece of liberal dogshit who's ass I could beat like a red headed stepchild, both of which are obviously foreign to a pussified piece of stupid retarded trash like yourself:

one, I have big fukkin balls, something a little liberal pussy who voted for hiLIARy would no nothing about....

and two, it's the result of the huge number of whores and sluts like your mother and sister teabaggin' my sack after I fukked their pusses and asses til they couldbn't possibly take my huge kahk any longer, so they had to suck my nuts like a hungry nanny goat on its mother's teets while finished myself off anI sprayed my hate paste on those filthy whores ......