this can't be good.... intermittent electrical current running up and down my lft leg

[Auto Donk]

i had this shit once before back in 2004, but now it's back....

feels like a cell phone going off down my pant leg, but no phone is around....

on for two-three seconds, then off for about five, then back on again.....

been doin this shit since about four a.m. this morning.... noticed after having a pretty damn momentous big o to wind up the annual xxx-mas party....

anyone got a good home rememdy or know what the fuk i'm experiencing????

[Auto Donk]

ps... i thought this was teh saloon when i posted it....

damn electrical c urrent may be stronger than I thought and affecting more than I realize....

mods feel free to move it....

[RudyRuetigger]

saloon

someone get this guy off Viagra

he is too old and might cause heart attack

[Auto Donk]

saloon

someone get this guy off Viagra

he is too old and might cause heart attack

i already called for the saloon, prick.....

your lame-ass cry for help departure from the site yesterday is grade-a saloon shit, as was your pathetic return less than 24 hours later.... yet your drunk ass remains silent.....

fuk you and your come back.....

f'n drunk....

[gauchojake]

I think the home remedy is to stick your cokk in a light socket

[RudyRuetigger]

i already called for the saloon, prick.....

your cry for help yesterday is grade-a saloon shit, as was your pathetic return less than 24 hours later.... yet your drunk ass remains silent.....

fuk you and your come back.....

f'n drunk....

hey donk

keep posting that pic of you and wife when you were both 30 years younger

[Shute]

What position were you in last night?
That could answer your question

[VeggieDog]

It's real. Google it. I have it too, at times.

[Auto Donk]

hey donk

keep posting that pic of you and wife when you were both 30 years younger

hey dumbass, that photo was from a few years after we were married.... which was 2010.....

why don't you "leave the site" again, shithead....

so you can look more pathetic than this guy when you come back yet again....

[RudyRuetigger]

donk you seem mad

relax bro

big court case tomorrow

[gauchojake]

It's probably sciatica

[Auto Donk]

I think the home remedy is to stick your cokk in a light socket

come to think of it.....

never mind....

[Auto Donk]

donk you seem mad

relax bro

big court case tomorrow

im sorry, feeling like ive got a cell phone shoved up my ass that is ringin non stop has me on edge.....

wait a minute.....

never mind....

think we found that one bitch's iphone....

[Shute]

Donk
Ice low back and buttock area on left side.
You may have to jerk with right hand this week.
Also wiping your ass after a dump may prove to be difficult
If you can’t maintain your usual erection
Then look into an mri

[RudyRuetigger]

if not for me, your thread would have 0 views

hell, you even had to make the first reply

i waited 2 minutes after that and still no replies so i felt bad

YOU ARE WELCOME

[MickeyMan]

How much Molly did you take last night donk?

[Auto Donk]

if not for me, your thread would have 0 views

hell, you even had to make the first reply

i waited 2 minutes after that and still no replies so i felt bad

YOU ARE WELCOME

thank GOD you came back to the site so soon.....

[Auto Donk]

How much Molly did you take last night donk?

somewhere in this ball park....

[Auto Donk]

Donk
Ice low back and buttock area on left side.
You may have to jerk with right hand this week.
Also wiping your ass after a dump may prove to be difficult
If you can’t maintain your usual erection
Then look into an mri

sound advice....

trying out the opposite hand jerk for starters....

[mikejamm]

Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!

[Auto Donk]

Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!

thanks.... shit is still buzzin away.....

i may try a few shots of tequila first, and see if I can lower the f'n voltage a bit.....

[MickeyMan]

somewhere in this ball park....

Well then in that case the leg problem should go away about 4-5 days after the depression ends

[Shute]

Doubt DVT
nerve impingement issue

[Kermit]

Sounds like a sciatic nerve issue. It happens when you have too much money in your wallet.

[Da Manster!]

Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!

good point, Mike...I was thinking the same thing...hey Donk...are you diabetic by any chance?...you might have thrown several clots, let alone one...Make an appointment with your doctor and get an MRI or ultrasound done on it ASAP.

[RudyRuetigger]

Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!

weird

this is the same guy that yesterday said:

Nice hit Rudy

ive never seen a guy so bipolar

off the weed bro??

[The Kraken]

Donk, you’re not grounded. Get copper wire and run it out your window to a grounding rod. The just hold onto the wire and you’ll probably be fine.

[grease lightnin]

I have a couple disc bulges and a little bit of scoliosis.

I feel like a cell phone is vibrating in my pocket when there is nothing in my pocket pretty often.

[Slipknot26]

Could be L4/L5 disc or a pitched nerve running down your leg .
Worse shit ever , left leg and foot was numb , tingling through the toes . It's like a shock for a second or two
Literally couldn't feel if my foot was hitting the ground so didn't know if I would literally fall or not . Scary when you can't feel or tell if you're walking .
Nothing two surgeries couldn't fix
Maybe it's just a pitch nerve and goes away

[RudyRuetigger]

this is how i view posters in this thread other than myself:

[lakerboy]

Donk don't leave your wallet in your pocket while you drive

[JIBBBY]

That's what happens when you over do it with the visual porn and those 3 a day jerk off sessions..

Slow your roll bud you'll live longer ...

[grease lightnin]

Fuk surgery

Do yoga

[Auto Donk]

shit, now i'm sittin her jerkin off with the wrong hand, copper wire tied around my neck and running out the window to the lightning rod, in cold weather (for us texans, anyway), freezing my ass off watching yoga videos on youtube and a delayed cowboys game (i'm still early third quarter).....

thanks, gentlemen!

I feel a little better, and it stops if i stomp on my left foot with my right.....

[eidolon]

Time to go see the doctor mate