Back from my honeymoon. What Did ai Miss?

[Seaweed]

Anything important?

[SBR Tracy]

Hello Seaweed. Welcome back!

[Sam Odom]

red knob

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Kraken is 1/3 black? (at the minimum)

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Kraken is 1/3 black? (at the minimum)

Does he have 3 parents? Maybe he was conceived during a menage a trois.....

[Harry N. Lloyd]

OP, JJ went apple picking and came very close to buying an over-priced goat.

[tony_come]

Meet a new guy. He's sweet and tone

[jjgold]

Seaweed go fuk yourself

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Seaweed go fuk yourself

I see you are not a morning person!

[Auto Donk]

I see you are not a morning person!

my thinkin' is he just found out his "costa rica connection" gave him The f'n Crabs.....

[MaddyMax]

Anything important?

Did you she lick your balls and asshole when she gave you a blow job before you had sex on your wedding night? If not she doesn't really love you...she just settled.

[Auto Donk]

indeed, tossin' salad = true love....

well put, maddy.....

[konck]

Does your ass or the Giants ass hurt?
Did he make you wear the black bag on your head during the Honeymoon?

[Auto Donk]

Does your ass or the Giants ass hurt?
Did he make you wear the black bag on your head during the Honeymoon?

probably both, as whoever the wife in the relationship is probably hired this guy to do em both simultaneously:

[KVB]

Mr. Weed, get her one of these as a wedding gift, you'll get to spend more time at SBR.

Now that I think about it, get one for yourself too...



Enjoy!

[Auto Donk]

Mr. Weed, get her one of these as a wedding gift, you'll get to spend more time at SBR.

Now that I think about it, get one for yourself too...



Enjoy!

fuk it, get me one while you're at it, as well....

it'll make takin' bad beats on sbr poker more enjoyable.....

how deep is that thing's throat? and does the throat expand/retract?

[dlowilly]

Does he have 3 parents? Maybe he was conceived during a menage a trois.....

LOL good one