MIDWEST Girls diggity-type poll... they need lovin' too....

[Auto Donk]

these hos may not be as sharp as the babes in miami beach, the h-town coke fiend scene, or l.a., but they need love too....

you gotta bang one of these midwest U.S. halloween dwarfs..... which will it be????

[Auto Donk]

for starters, i'm doin' dopey.... with bashful in the pen for middle relief.... grumpy as the "closer".... whatever that might mean in this f'd up context.....

hell, given grumpy's girth and demeanor, it might be "closing" in tag team wwe wrestling.....


ps... i followed the damn create a poll instructions to a "T" to set up a vote by name of dwarf poll, and the damn thing isn't showing up from what I can tell....

diggity, send me a p.m. on how to get the voting up there.... (or anyone else who knows what the fuk you have to do in addition to the simple paragraph of instructions).....

[hawkeye 16]

I like dopey, although I think I slept with her mom. I guess that would be kinda sick.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Give me Dopey.

[Auto Donk]

Happy might be down for a belly penetrate.....

either in her belly button, or just pick out a crease in between rolls, lift up the upper roll, lube up with the sweat and body cheese, drop the top roll, and let er rip!!!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Happy might be down for a belly penetrate.....

either in her belly button, or just pick out a crease in between rolls, lift up the upper roll, lube up with the sweat and body cheese, drop the top roll, and let er rip!!!!

OK you talked me into it.

Give me Happy.

[KVB]

Dopey will probably get far pretty far in this poll.

[Auto Donk]

diggity, i cant get the f'n poll to post, what the fuk am i doing wrong.... (at least i don't see where you can vote).... i went and clicked create poll and picked 8 slots, one for each f'n dwarf and one that said "are you kidding me??? none!" and none of the shit apparently posted.....

wtf am i doing wrong???

[Auto Donk]

Dopey will probably get far pretty far in this poll.

doc, and her , are starting to grow on me.... plus, her chunkiness at least looks firm and slightly tanned, and the face isn't bad....

even tho it's big, at least she has something resembling a figure left despite having to stay inside watching made for tv romance moves all winter while eating dove bars nonstop due to the cold weather....


may move her in for middle relief and ship bashful, as she's got a stocky place kicker's build and the garo yepremian bulky field goal kickin' legs to match.....

[Drydin]

No contest Dopey...but bashful and sleep also bangable!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

diggity, i cant get the f'n poll to post, what the fuk am i doing wrong.... (at least i don't see where you can vote).... i went and clicked create poll and picked 8 slots, one for each f'n dwarf and one that said "are you kidding me??? none!" and none of the shit apparently posted.....

wtf am i doing wrong???

It only gives you about 60 to create the poll or else it wont show up.

Maybe less than 60 sec. You have to be quick.

SBR should really fixe that.


Anyway... Route 69 for me:

[Auto Donk]

im goin to violate no p in the rear, literally.... fuk her sign.... there will be prick/penis in the rear.....

[Auto Donk]

It only gives you about 60 to create the poll or else it wont show up.

Maybe less than 60 sec. You have to be quick.

SBR should really fixe that.


Anyway... Route 69 for me:

thanks for the info.... i guess I should have waited to jerk off lookin at the picture until AFTER i got the poll timely done.....

[coanwe]

Bashful and Slippery

[beavis13]

Dopey and 69

[Foxx]

Bashful and No Parking in Rear.

[bigbubbafade]

there's something going on with Doc I'm very intrigued by.
Oh.. and no parking in rear fo sho

[Chipup]

Bashful rubbing the prostate, dopey working the balls , while slippery shows me where the inventor of slip n slides first got his idea.

[PeterJohnson]

Doc Im not feeling well need i need some vitamin DD

[new era]

Midwest girls are bad.

[mminkovski]

I'd try them all

[Auto Donk]

ironic that no parking in the rear would find me parked there for about 14 minutes.....

hopefully I can "pull out" before I get a ticket.....

[Auto Donk]

i finally got around to takin' an actual look at "one way"..... instinctively, I'd avoided doin' that for obvious reasons.....

finally, curiosity got the better of me, and I actually took a hard look at her..... only one way, alright..... and that way is "no" way

[new era]

Speed Hump... or slow hump w/e

[Cuse0323]

Can never turn down Dope.

[DwightShrute]

[dlowilly]

Dopey is the only one I would fuk sober, mayyyybe Sleepy if I'm really horny

[Auto Donk]

i guess, if "speed hump" really likes it that way, I can run up to her on the sidewalk while she's trick or treating, and go JJ on her (by droppin' trow, pumpin' her a four quick thrusts then spray throat yogurt all over her on the fifth, and sprint away).....

[Auto Donk]

no need for a poll on this one.....




I need to change my tighty whities, as I just -- in the words of the immortal Butthead -- "innoculated".....

[packerd_00]

Dopey is the obvious one,but Sleepy isn't bad either.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Which beer do you choose?

[Auto Donk]

Which beer do you choose?

I'll start with the doe up on the wall

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'll start with the doe up on the wall

Wtf?

I'm going with Natty Light.

And that is only because I don't know what girl #5 is supposed to be.

[Auto Donk]

Wtf?

I'm going with Natty Light.

And that is only because I don't know what girl #5 is supposed to be.

the doe up on the wall obviously got more dick in her life than all those nasty hos combined....

experience counts

[konck]

Sleepy smaller waist bigger hips she has a figure