Halloween party tonight!

[eidolon]

Going to a halloween party tonight where there will be a chick I've been talking to recently; it should be going down tonight between the two of us.
Should I flog the dolphin before the party?

[Auto Donk]

take the dolphin, both of you.... it'll have the added benefit of makin' coming almost impossible.....

she'll think you're a total f'n stud, and the most handsome guy ever, due to rollin'.....




tip: pop a viagra, too, about 30 mins before funtime, as the x might make you lose wood at any given time during the encounter, without any warning whatsoever.... think of it as "insurance".....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I bet he's fukkin her right now.