You wake up in the middle of the night and see this standing over you!!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What do you do???

[downsouth]

What do you do???

One way to instantly get rid of morning wood

[Chi_archie]

I believe you gotta start with some jelly pinchers

[Dawgy]

no words

[jtoler]

Reach for ice pick under bed.

[jjgold]

How pumped was I when I was fully on Roids? The goal is to get back there

[mpaschal34]

How pumped was I when I was fully on Roids? The goal is to get back there

Looks flabby to me.

[Wheatgrass]

Looks flabby to me.

yep not cut up at all. all body fat

[Auto Donk]

I believe you gotta start with some jelly pinchers

don't you mean "jelly watchers"?


i'd probably go easy on him, as he's probably only sleepwalking..... probably just hit him with my tranq gun.....

if he's lookin for some action, on the other hand, i'd quickly knock him the fuk out....

[eidolon]

Grab the nail clippers, they are about the right size.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How pumped was I when I was fully on Roids? The goal is to get back there

[Grits n' Gravy]

A full clip of 9mm hollow points would make that pasty bitch look like bad swiss cheese.

At least bobby would be safe from any further attempted sexual assaults from baldy.