#MeToo

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:02 PM

nothing says "please don't harass me" more than submitting a photo like this as part of your actress portfolio.....

while donna karan was "shamed" for saying "just look what these women wear" in their efforts to get roles, a lot of what she said was true......

just look at this shit.... nothing says "please rub my ass while filming this next underwater scene" more than a bikini bottom that covers only a 1/4 of a hoe's ass:

**KVB** · 10-17-17, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

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**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

i was just about to post "looks like SA has landed a fish already", as this gimmick and it's current use reminds me of salt-water fishing, and using the same "soft plastic" bait even after it has already been hit five or six times and barely stays on the hook due to catching so many previous fish, but you cast it out again anyway b/c you're too lazy to put on a new bait......

and you continue to catch fish even tho the bait is essentially worn out.....

**packerd_00** · 10-17-17, 01:08 PM

Who gives a shit about Milano,what has she done since Who's the Boss.

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:09 PM

tho, i guess i'm guilty of doin' exactly what alyssa milano and the other hollywood hoes did to get roles....

posting on sbr that photo of me naked, bare-assed, bending that babe -- also totally naked -- over that barstool and doing her doggystyle in the middle of the afternoon was just asking for gay sbr posters to hit on me.....

shit, here i am, the victim, blaming myself yet again.....

i better head down to Massage Extreme or the strip club "Splendor" for some more therapy.....

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Who gives a shit about Milano,what has she done since Who's the Boss.

the more important, and obvious question, is "WHO has she done" since who's the boss.....

and apparently the answer, giving her lack of any decent roles, is NO ONE!!!!

**packerd_00** · 10-17-17, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

the more important, and obvious question, is "WHO has she done" since who's the boss.....

and apparently the answer, giving her lack of any decent roles, is NO ONE!!!!

Fair point,she would have been chirping from the roof tops that she was raped,if they gypped her on a movie role after taking it from some fat slob like Harvey Weinstein.

**MickeyMan** · 10-17-17, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by Wheatgrass

wtf?

Pervert

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Excatly,she would have been chirping from the roof tops that she was raped,if they jipped her on a movie role after taking it from some fat slob like Harvey Weinstein.

Speaking of Weinstein, I may for the first year in decades dump my usual and customary "Fister Roberto" costume, complete with drawn on "rolle fingers moustache" (seen below) and opt for being Harvey Weinstein this Halloween.....

then I can go out to the clubs and grope as many women and grab as many pussies as I can, and if anyone objects, I'll just say my actions were "part of my costume"......

it's a tough call, as usually the giant rubber fist hangin' around my neck attracts a lot of trophy wife swingers who want to try and ride it or have me shove it into em.....

**packerd_00** · 10-17-17, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Speaking of Weinstein, I may for the first year in decades dump my usual and customary "Fister Roberto" costume, complete with drawn on "rolle fingers moustache" (seen below) and opt for being Harvey Weinstein this Halloween.....

then I can go out to the clubs and grope as many women and grab as many pussies as I can, and if anyone objects, I'll just say my actions were "part of my costume"......

it's a tough call, as usually the giant rubber fist hangin' around my neck attracts a lot of trophy wife swingers who want to try and ride it or have me shove it into em.....

Youre golden Donk,bit like the Kiss Me Im Irish line on St Patriicks Day.

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Youre golden Donk,bit like the Kiss Me Im Irish line on St Patriicks Day.

i guess I probably should retire the rubber fist routine, as I'm calming down a tad bit now that I've reached "advanced" age......

or, maybe I could sell it like this guy tried to do:

plus, a harvey weinstein costume is easy..... all you have to do is grow half a beard, have one eye half shut all the time, and put on an "open bath robe" with your junk on display.....

**Pauulzcappin** · 10-17-17, 01:50 PM

holy fukk, this thread is savage

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Pauulzcappin

holy fukk, this thread is savage

perhaps, but, like weinstein, my lawyer is putting out a statement today that "all encounters those hoes had with my rubber fist -- and thereafter my real fist -- were COMPLETELY CONSENSUAL".....

**packerd_00** · 10-17-17, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i guess I probably should retire the rubber fist routine, as I'm calming down a tad bit now that I've reached "advanced" age......

or, maybe I could sell it like this guy tried to do:

plus, a harvey weinstein costume is easy..... all you have to do is grow half a beard, have one eye half shut all the time, and put on an "open bath robe" with your junk on display.....

Looks like a couple of sick f@ckers nicked a coupon,you could probably get someone to take it off youre hands quite easy.

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Looks like a couple of sick f@ckers nicked a coupon.

where the hell do you think I got my rubber fist from?

the stains came off quite easily with some rubbin' alcohol and a little elbow grease....

**packerd_00** · 10-17-17, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

where the hell do you think I got my rubber fist from?

the stains came off quite easily with some rubbin' alcohol and a little elbow grease....

Lol! I don't know mate,figured you bought yours new.Only on SBR.

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Lol! I don't know mate,figured you bought yours new.Only on SBR.

actually, the sell the damn things in most porno shops/erotic wear shops all over h-town.....

kinked out girlfriend and I found ourselves inside one late-night, toasted, and she wanted to see if it would fit.....

ask and she shall receive.....

**Wheatgrass** · 10-17-17, 02:43 PM

weird things going on at this site a lot of gay talk

lot of gay finger pointing. not sure im into this

**jjgold** · 10-17-17, 02:54 PM

Wheater yeh

I am
Out of it

**Cuse0323** · 10-17-17, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Wheatgrass

weird things going on at this site a lot of gay talk

lot of gay finger pointing. not sure im into this

Only gay if you're on the receiving end of a Donk special. Finger, fist, the whole thing.

**Auto Donk** · 10-17-17, 09:59 PM

sounds like you boys need some kahkmeat sandwich....

hope you fahgs are hungry.....

hope you boys like extra mayo!

**Auto Donk** · 10-18-17, 08:36 AM

sexually harassed gymnist ho .....

awwwwwww.............

definitely a good addition to anyone's harem of kracken

**Auto Donk** · 10-19-17, 09:04 AM

yesterday's latest star to pronounce some rather disturbing sexual harassment was none other the star of a handful of John Hughes films, mollly ringwald.....

coming out with a story how at age 14, some perv stripped her down, put a dog collar and leash on her, and paraded her around his office before apparently laying the wood to her.....

kinky.....

even today, now that she's no longer jail bait, I'd like to do the same to her.....

**Kermit** · 10-19-17, 09:07 AM

Monica Tweeted it too.

**Auto Donk** · 10-19-17, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Kermit

Monica Tweeted it too.

flash your thong at me, oval office or anywhere else on the planet, equals "full consent" for whatever I may do to you for the next 12 hours....

application for "victim status" DENIED....

NEXT CASE!

**Auto Donk** · 10-19-17, 12:17 PM

another sexual encounter enabler now crying "abuse" at the hands -- or, more accurately, the "flaxen throat" -- of a Saloon Moderator......

#SeeweedToo

**jjgold** · 10-19-17, 01:04 PM

Auto call
Me

💰💰💰💰need it

**Auto Donk** · 11-29-17, 02:18 PM

send me your number.....

and matt lauer's.... he needs money now too

**jjgold** · 11-29-17, 03:15 PM

Automan let me make you my punching bag

Set it up

**Auto Donk** · 11-29-17, 03:40 PM

every time I set up a meeting with you, you run like a little scared bitch.....

why don't you go ahead and transition like your boy bruce jenner did....

you have offended me and my hospitality to you over and over again....

i've offered you jobs, sex, drugs, and even all expense paid trips to Vegas, ALL ON MY F'N DIME....

you better hope I never find you......

**jjgold** · 11-29-17, 03:50 PM

When’s your next trip to New Jersey the greatest state in the country

**Auto Donk** · 10-25-22, 01:53 PM

bump...........

he's still at it:

**KVB** · 10-25-22, 01:56 PM

5 year bump.

Unreal.

Donker be like...

**pologq** · 10-25-22, 02:21 PM

TT Warrior is really gay? Not that there is anything wrong with it. I thought it was a joke.

**Auto Donk** · 10-25-22, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by pologq

TT Warrior is really gay? Not that there is anything wrong with it. I thought it was a joke.

he prides himself on keeping in shape....

by "in shape," I mean being able to suck the crome off a brand new trailer hitch.......