Marriage Has Changed My Life

jjgold · 10-15-17, 09:08 PM

No kids

So leave

Clean

MickeyMan · 10-15-17, 09:08 PM

You forget the part when your husband bent you over and tore your ass up faggggott

MaddyMax · 10-15-17, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

NFL Sunday

Spent 6 hours putting together dressers from IKEA

Took out garbage

Drank coffee and talked about my day

Gentlemen, I have changed

Ikea is when you are student or single or living together with a gf. Once you get married, you graduate to something else.

RoyBacon · 10-15-17, 09:10 PM

Thats super great. It's good while it's good. Finally trained mine not to ask about gambling gains/losses.

KVB · 10-15-17, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by MickeyMan

You forget the part when your husband bent you over and tore your ass up faggggott

JIBBBY · 10-15-17, 09:13 PM

Women and committed relationships ruin the sports gamblers dream..

Throw capping time and being dialed in out the window.. Go get a 9-5 or start a small business Weeders.. You're done man....

dlowilly · 10-15-17, 09:14 PM

Didn't stop you from posting lies and fiction

Rich Boy · 10-15-17, 09:16 PM

Post a pic

Seaweed · 10-15-17, 09:19 PM

Im happy though

Just less free time

Maybe watched 20 mins of games today

She said "NFL countdown, at 11am, are you serious? You have to countdown too? We need to go to IKEA"

I realized then and there

gauchojake · 10-15-17, 09:21 PM

Never fukkin heard of ya pal

unde0087 · 10-15-17, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Never fukkin heard of ya pal

b1slickguy · 10-15-17, 09:28 PM

This is the first time I've ever heard of anyone's life going to shit after they become an SBR Pro.
Seaweed even found a way to mush that, too.

badgerguy · 10-15-17, 09:44 PM

Pussy whipped bitch

ChuckyTheGoat · 10-15-17, 10:01 PM

Weed, gtfoh. Come back when your head is right.

JIBBBY · 10-15-17, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Weed, gtfoh. Come back when your head is right.

actiondan · 10-15-17, 10:27 PM

Seaweed, have the blowies dried up yet?

Plaza23 · 10-15-17, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by MickeyMan

You forget the part when your husband bent you over and tore your ass up faggggott

Seaweed and his husband can share a cup of AIDS.

thechaoz · 10-15-17, 10:40 PM

Kill yourself everyday huh?

thechaoz · 10-15-17, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Im happy though

Just less free time

Maybe watched 20 mins of games today

She said "NFL countdown, at 11am, are you serious? You have to countdown too? We need to go to IKEA"

I realized then and there

Do you alternate weeks on and off or go 3 days on 4 days off, 4 days on 3 days off with calling it he or she?

Seaweed · 10-15-17, 10:44 PM

I will be back

Just need time

VeggieDog · 10-15-17, 11:37 PM

Marriage is horrible. 50% of all marriages end in divorce. The rest end in DEATH!

nyplayer33 · 10-15-17, 11:47 PM

U mean u didn't idolize men in uniforms...thats a good thing. The jets beat atlanta 99 to 1....so u didn't miss anything.

YellowCurious · 10-16-17, 12:01 AM

Sounds like your life is now going to revolve around doing a list of I do's for wifey on weekends. A few years from now you won't even be watching sports anymore because she won't let you. You are going to long for the days when you used to gamble and enjoy sports. Good luck going to Ikea every weekend while she whips you and molds you into something you can't even look in the mirror and be proud of. You won't be happy unless you are a degenerate like the rest of us here. Lay the hammer down now and find your nuts again or you won't be watching sports anymore or enjoying your life.

VeggieDog · 10-16-17, 12:08 AM

Don't go changing to try and please me
You never let me down before
Don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore

I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times; I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are

Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care

I don't want clever conversation
I never want to work that hard
I just want someone that I can talk to
I want you just the way you are

I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew
What will it take till you believe in me
The way that I believe in you?

I said I love you and that's forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not love you any better
I love you just the way you are

Foxx · 10-16-17, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

NFL Sunday
Spent 6 hours putting together dressers from IKEA
Took out garbage
Drank coffee and talked about my day
Gentlemen, I have changed

Talked about your day

Real married couples don't do that. Get with it.

pilebuck13 · 10-16-17, 12:23 AM

It's obvious your a whipped little bitch if your running around decorating the house....

Shute · 10-16-17, 02:27 AM

Seaweed
Nice to hear from you!
IKEA sucks
Go Amish for your furniture
Peace

cankid · 10-16-17, 03:09 AM

Good to hear your happy man

xraygord · 10-16-17, 04:16 AM

You're not missing anything now anyway. NFL sucks donkey balls. Just a circus now.

Shute · 10-16-17, 05:11 AM

Can you pick a winner now?

jjgold · 10-16-17, 05:22 AM

people that get married are jerkoffs

It does not work anymore

Times are way different

High3rEl3m3nt · 10-16-17, 11:30 AM

Canadian SJW humor?

funnyb25 · 10-16-17, 11:40 AM

DISTROYA · 11-21-17, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by MaddyMax

Ikea is when you are student or single or living together with a gf. Once you get married, you graduate to something else.

Yes..
Wal-mart