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What's the point of living in Florida?
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lakerboySBR Aristocracy
- 04-02-09
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#1What's the point of living in Florida?Tags: None -
lakerboySBR Aristocracy
- 04-02-09
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#2America has too many weather issuesComment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
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#3Comment -
swordsandtequilaSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-23-12
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El NinoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-03-12
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#5No state income tax and free swamp ass. Win-winComment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
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#6girl 2nd from right looks like a young Jackie O
Sammy would only last 45 seconds with either of themComment -
phinfan27615SBR MVP
- 07-10-17
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#7Lol florida is all old retired people who don't like cold weatherComment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
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#11hottest ass girls anywhere are on Florida's many college campuses -- and they partyComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#12People choose where they want most of the time nothing major ever happensComment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#13true, sam.... party party and really PARTY....
and a side benefit is after all that partying, many generally resort to working every f'n "rest stop" up and down I-4 and I-75 as meth addicted prostitutes.....
you certainly can't get THAT in every state....
and for all you dickweeds that just looovvveeee my sex stories, I will always be fond of florida as I pulled my first threesome back in the summer of '85 in Gainesville with two babes who were UF grad students while visiting my cousin whose dad was a UF professor.....Comment -
VeggieDogSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-21-09
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#14Jai alai.Comment -
Harry N. LloydSBR MVP
- 03-26-08
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#15JJ's uncle lives in Ocala and he keeps $25 g's cash up in his attic.Comment -
MaddyMaxSBR Wise Guy
- 02-14-17
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#16true, sam.... party party and really PARTY....
and a side benefit is after all that partying, many generally resort to working every f'n "rest stop" up and down I-4 and I-75 as meth addicted prostitutes.....
you certainly can't get THAT in every state....
and for all you dickweeds that just looovvveeee my sex stories, I will always be fond of florida as I pulled my first threesome back in the summer of '85 in Gainesville with two babes who were UF grad students while visiting my cousin whose dad was a UF professor.....Comment -
allingSBR MVP
- 05-13-10
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#18Whats the point of living by the water? To pay for overhyped real estate and hope you dont get flooded?Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-17-13
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#19Beats anywhere with frigid temps.Comment -
Slurry PumperSBR MVP
- 06-18-18
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#21I know a lot about living in Florida because I grew up in Sunrise and lived there for the first 30 years of my life.
First of all there are 2 seasons of weather, hot/humid and nice. Hot and humid starts in March and goes through
til November when it finally gets nice for a few months. It is the best place for taxes however. No state tax is a
nice thing to have.Comment -
MinnesotaFatsSBR Posting Legend
- 12-18-10
- 14758
#23No state income tax
Home protected in bankruptcy
No estate tax
Basically if you're worth anything and want to leave money to your heirs you move it all here
The weather is great, the beaches great, the marina fees low, cheap beer and dive bars.
It's a gypsy style of life for those that have it made.
If you're broke or just like paying taxes, $8 for a beer and watching the State take 50% of your estate upon death then stay up north and vote liberal. Those welfare recipients, single moms w 6 kids, overpaid school teachers unions, law enforcement fukk offs and illegals need your taxes in the sanctuary states.Comment -
PaperTrail07SBR Posting Legend
- 08-29-08
- 20423
#24Old People, junkies, tolls......lots of hot women though......love the placeComment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#25i ll take florida and hurricanes over all stuff california has deal withComment -
HmanSBR Posting Legend
- 11-04-17
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#26Weather
Beaches
Girls
Theme Parks
Sporting Events
No State TaxComment -
HmanSBR Posting Legend
- 11-04-17
- 21429
#27
Yep any day
Years ago someone in California critiqued Floridians calling them ignorant for living here and having to deal with hurricanes. Our governor replied that at least we get warning in advance unlike your earthquakes in California so who are the stupid ones haha.Comment -
konckSBR Posting Legend
- 10-17-06
- 12554
#28Best state ive ever lived in
3 months a yr you battle humid hot the rest is very good
no state tax
beaches women boats Ocean
nothing like being near waterComment -
thechaozSBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
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#29No state income tax
Home protected in bankruptcy
No estate tax
Basically if you're worth anything and want to leave money to your heirs you move it all here
The weather is great, the beaches great, the marina fees low, cheap beer and dive bars.
It's a gypsy style of life for those that have it made.
If you're broke or just like paying taxes, $8 for a beer and watching the State take 50% of your estate upon death then stay up north and vote liberal. Those welfare recipients, single moms w 6 kids, overpaid school teachers unions, law enforcement fukk offs and illegals need your taxes in the sanctuary states.
All that other stuff sounds incredible too. I'm getting KILLED in NJ, we were considering moving to PA (literally 5 minute drive)
I take constant cheap flights down there, it's always a good time.
People who say they "love the cold" or "love snow and Winter" and liars, full of shit or have serious mental disorder.
Do you take cold showers? Do you have a bed cooling blanket? Do you get cold stone massages.
The answer is no, no you fuggin don'tComment -
JAKEPEAVY21BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-11-11
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#30I am growing tired of California and have been for awhile. The only reason I'm still here is because my parents are getting up there and I want to be close by. Later in my life, I'm definitely out of here. Thinking of going somewhere with more space and less people. Possibly even out of the country to somewhere in Canada or Europe.Comment -
PaperTrail07SBR Posting Legend
- 08-29-08
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#31I mean they have everyone at that lol......but your totally wrong.....go live in a ski town and tell me its not badass (cash aside)..........to each their own....
They had me at hot weather, hot woman and cheap booze.
All that other stuff sounds incredible too. I'm getting KILLED in NJ, we were considering moving to PA (literally 5 minute drive)
I take constant cheap flights down there, it's always a good time.
People who say they "love the cold" or "love snow and Winter" and liars, full of shit or have serious mental disorder.
Do you take cold showers? Do you have a bed cooling blanket? Do you get cold stone massages.
The answer is no, no you fuggin don'tComment -
nyplayer33Restricted User
- 09-27-06
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#32Lots of nice weather..girls dressed like girls....lots of jobs....golffffffComment -
mngamblerSBR MVP
- 08-01-11
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#33Florida....it's basically Heaven's 'waiting room'Comment -
ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
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#34Don’t like the weather in summer
Don’t like the strip malls
Don’t like the trafficComment
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