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  • lakerboy
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-02-09
    • 94379

    #1
    What's the point of living in Florida?
    Nonsense
  • lakerboy
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-02-09
    • 94379

    #2
    America has too many weather issues
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
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      • swordsandtequila
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-23-12
        • 9759

        #4
        Originally posted by Sam Odom
        Sammy gets it.

        West coast, earthquakes and fires. Hell, sometimes even volcanoes. Midwest, tornadoes the size of small countries. Northeast, fuk'n blizzards. Canada probably alright if you're a penguin. Don't matter where you live, something's gonna get you.
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        • El Nino
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-03-12
          • 18426

          #5
          No state income tax and free swamp ass. Win-win
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          • Sam Odom
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-30-05
            • 58063

            #6
            girl 2nd from right looks like a young Jackie O

            Sammy would only last 45 seconds with either of them
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            • phinfan27615
              SBR MVP
              • 07-10-17
              • 1837

              #7
              Lol florida is all old retired people who don't like cold weather
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              • Sam Odom
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-30-05
                • 58063

                #8
                Originally posted by phinfan27615

                Lol florida is all old retired people who don't like cold weather

                idiotic
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                • b1slickguy
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-24-11
                  • 11959

                  #9
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                  • 5mike5
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-21-11
                    • 52057

                    #10
                    Originally posted by phinfan27615
                    Lol florida is all old retired people who don't like cold weather
                    Very idiotic
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #11
                      hottest ass girls anywhere are on Florida's many college campuses -- and they party
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        People choose where they want most of the time nothing major ever happens
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          true, sam.... party party and really PARTY....

                          and a side benefit is after all that partying, many generally resort to working every f'n "rest stop" up and down I-4 and I-75 as meth addicted prostitutes.....

                          you certainly can't get THAT in every state....

                          and for all you dickweeds that just looovvveeee my sex stories, I will always be fond of florida as I pulled my first threesome back in the summer of '85 in Gainesville with two babes who were UF grad students while visiting my cousin whose dad was a UF professor.....
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                          • VeggieDog
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-21-09
                            • 7214

                            #14
                            Jai alai.
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                            • Harry N. Lloyd
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-26-08
                              • 4810

                              #15
                              JJ's uncle lives in Ocala and he keeps $25 g's cash up in his attic.
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                              • MaddyMax
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 02-14-17
                                • 790

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                true, sam.... party party and really PARTY....

                                and a side benefit is after all that partying, many generally resort to working every f'n "rest stop" up and down I-4 and I-75 as meth addicted prostitutes.....

                                you certainly can't get THAT in every state....

                                and for all you dickweeds that just looovvveeee my sex stories, I will always be fond of florida as I pulled my first threesome back in the summer of '85 in Gainesville with two babes who were UF grad students while visiting my cousin whose dad was a UF professor.....
                                florida girls are one of the easiest. i could be generalizing here but its my experience. if you work out and stay fit, you can get laid with 9+ easily all the time. you don't have to be smart or rich. its young dumb mens heaven.
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                                • omedo
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 07-05-16
                                  • 283

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sam Odom

                                  right
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                                  • alling
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-13-10
                                    • 1405

                                    #18
                                    Whats the point of living by the water? To pay for overhyped real estate and hope you dont get flooded?
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                                    • jtoler
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-17-13
                                      • 30967

                                      #19
                                      Beats anywhere with frigid temps.
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                                      • Big Bear
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-01-11
                                        • 43253

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                        hottest ass girls anywhere are on Florida's many college campuses -- and they party
                                        sammy wanna go?

                                        I want to party
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                                        • Slurry Pumper
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-18-18
                                          • 2811

                                          #21
                                          I know a lot about living in Florida because I grew up in Sunrise and lived there for the first 30 years of my life.
                                          First of all there are 2 seasons of weather, hot/humid and nice. Hot and humid starts in March and goes through
                                          til November when it finally gets nice for a few months. It is the best place for taxes however. No state tax is a
                                          nice thing to have.
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                                          • JAKEPEAVY21
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-11-11
                                            • 29344

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by El Nino
                                            No state income tax and free swamp ass. Win-win
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                                            • MinnesotaFats
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-18-10
                                              • 14758

                                              #23
                                              No state income tax
                                              Home protected in bankruptcy
                                              No estate tax

                                              Basically if you're worth anything and want to leave money to your heirs you move it all here

                                              The weather is great, the beaches great, the marina fees low, cheap beer and dive bars.

                                              It's a gypsy style of life for those that have it made.

                                              If you're broke or just like paying taxes, $8 for a beer and watching the State take 50% of your estate upon death then stay up north and vote liberal. Those welfare recipients, single moms w 6 kids, overpaid school teachers unions, law enforcement fukk offs and illegals need your taxes in the sanctuary states.
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                                              • PaperTrail07
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-29-08
                                                • 20423

                                                #24
                                                Old People, junkies, tolls......lots of hot women though......love the place
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                                                • cincinnatikid513
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-23-17
                                                  • 45360

                                                  #25
                                                  i ll take florida and hurricanes over all stuff california has deal with
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                                                  • Hman
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-04-17
                                                    • 21429

                                                    #26
                                                    Weather
                                                    Beaches
                                                    Girls
                                                    Theme Parks
                                                    Sporting Events
                                                    No State Tax
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                                                    • Hman
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-04-17
                                                      • 21429

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                      i ll take florida and hurricanes over all stuff california has deal with



                                                      Yep any day

                                                      Years ago someone in California critiqued Floridians calling them ignorant for living here and having to deal with hurricanes. Our governor replied that at least we get warning in advance unlike your earthquakes in California so who are the stupid ones haha.
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                                                      • konck
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-17-06
                                                        • 12554

                                                        #28
                                                        Best state ive ever lived in
                                                        3 months a yr you battle humid hot the rest is very good
                                                        no state tax
                                                        beaches women boats Ocean
                                                        nothing like being near water
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                                                        • thechaoz
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-23-09
                                                          • 12154

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                          No state income tax
                                                          Home protected in bankruptcy
                                                          No estate tax

                                                          Basically if you're worth anything and want to leave money to your heirs you move it all here

                                                          The weather is great, the beaches great, the marina fees low, cheap beer and dive bars.

                                                          It's a gypsy style of life for those that have it made.

                                                          If you're broke or just like paying taxes, $8 for a beer and watching the State take 50% of your estate upon death then stay up north and vote liberal. Those welfare recipients, single moms w 6 kids, overpaid school teachers unions, law enforcement fukk offs and illegals need your taxes in the sanctuary states.
                                                          They had me at hot weather, hot woman and cheap booze.

                                                          All that other stuff sounds incredible too. I'm getting KILLED in NJ, we were considering moving to PA (literally 5 minute drive)

                                                          I take constant cheap flights down there, it's always a good time.

                                                          People who say they "love the cold" or "love snow and Winter" and liars, full of shit or have serious mental disorder.

                                                          Do you take cold showers? Do you have a bed cooling blanket? Do you get cold stone massages.

                                                          The answer is no, no you fuggin don't
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                                                          • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-11-11
                                                            • 29344

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Hman
                                                            Yep any day

                                                            Years ago someone in California critiqued Floridians calling them ignorant for living here and having to deal with hurricanes. Our governor replied that at least we get warning in advance unlike your earthquakes in California so who are the stupid ones haha.
                                                            I am growing tired of California and have been for awhile. The only reason I'm still here is because my parents are getting up there and I want to be close by. Later in my life, I'm definitely out of here. Thinking of going somewhere with more space and less people. Possibly even out of the country to somewhere in Canada or Europe.
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                                                            • PaperTrail07
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-29-08
                                                              • 20423

                                                              #31
                                                              I mean they have everyone at that lol......but your totally wrong.....go live in a ski town and tell me its not badass (cash aside)..........to each their own....
                                                              Originally posted by thechaoz
                                                              They had me at hot weather, hot woman and cheap booze.

                                                              All that other stuff sounds incredible too. I'm getting KILLED in NJ, we were considering moving to PA (literally 5 minute drive)

                                                              I take constant cheap flights down there, it's always a good time.

                                                              People who say they "love the cold" or "love snow and Winter" and liars, full of shit or have serious mental disorder.

                                                              Do you take cold showers? Do you have a bed cooling blanket? Do you get cold stone massages.

                                                              The answer is no, no you fuggin don't
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                                                              • nyplayer33
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 09-27-06
                                                                • 8303

                                                                #32
                                                                Lots of nice weather..girls dressed like girls....lots of jobs....golffffff
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                                                                • mngambler
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-01-11
                                                                  • 2890

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Florida....it's basically Heaven's 'waiting room'
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                                                                  • Shute
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-20-17
                                                                    • 11835

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Don’t like the weather in summer
                                                                    Don’t like the strip malls
                                                                    Don’t like the traffic
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                                                                    • thechaoz
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-23-09
                                                                      • 12154

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Shute
                                                                      Don’t like the weather in summer
                                                                      Don’t like the strip malls
                                                                      Don’t like the traffic
                                                                      How can people not like the heat?
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