What's The Secret To A Successful Marraige?

[Seaweed]

Getting married in a few weeks

[tatehill2000]

Does she come from money?? Or is she poor?

[vividjohn45]

1. Know which hole to aim for. 2. Also dont let jj to close to ur spouse, by close (due to jj.s binoculars) I'd say a mile out is safe.

[stevenash]

No such thing as a successful marriage.

[The Kraken]

For you, learn how to suck dick well. It's worked for my wife

[unde0087]

Seaweed has been getting married next week for the past year

[jagaf22]

Opiates lots of them. Good luck pal!

[bonz]

I have a terrible personality so it must be a big rooster.

[tatehill2000]

For you, learn how to suck dick well. It's worked for my wife

Lololol...
By the way, Kraken, 15 years ago i was at a dinner table with you and 10 or 12 othwr guys, and you bought dinner for the table (me).

I said ty then, but i just wanted to say ty again.. you probably didnt hear my ty before as there was 2-3 hotties whispering in your ear at the time. lol

[The Kraken]

Lololol...
By the way, Kraken, 15 years ago i was at a dinner table with you and 10 or 12 othwr guys, and you bought dinner for the table (me).

I said ty then, but i just wanted to say ty again.. you probably didnt hear my ty before as there was 2-3 hotties whispering in your ear at the time. lol

We shall do it again some time

[MaddyMax]

Learn to take it easy and listen more and try to breathe and calm down in tense situations.....if not, you will age 4x faster.

[stevenash]

Learn to take it easy and listen more and try to breathe and calm down in tense situations.....if not, you will age 4x faster.

This is tremendous advice.

[Seaweed]

Good advice

I am marrying a great and smart woman

I want to change for the better

[Seaweed]

I want to be a good husband and father and role model

[gauchojake]

Just celebrated 13 years. Key is to make sure you're not the biggest loser husband among her friends' husbands.

[Wheatgrass]

date down

marry down

[tony_come]

Don't bang her in the butt

[Seaweed]

Just celebrated 13 years. Key is to make sure you're not the biggest loser husband among her friends' husbands.

Congrats

Worst is when another man makes you realize youre not being a good husband

[mngambler]

marriage = waste of time, money, stress...wife will get fat, she'll quit blowing you and you'll end up divorced like most....Good Luck!

[kidcudi92]

divorce

[Seaweed]

marriage = waste of time, money, stress...wife will get fat, she'll quit blowing you and you'll end up divorced like most....Good Luck!

Whats the alternative? A life of lonliness and growing old and not feeling or giving love or taking your kid to basebal practice and teach them things and feel accomplished

[VeggieDog]

Separate bathrooms.

[JIBBBY]

Compromise, be a good listener, offer lot's of attention and give positive reinforcement always.. That's what my married friends tell me that are still happily married anyways..

Be a "yes" man in other words...

Me, I'd rather be single, gamble daily and not get harassed, get a dog instead if i get lonely.. Dating gives me a headache these days as I have high standards still..

[boneheaded1]

Practice apologizing.

[tony_come]

Don't stick in the butthole

[lonegambler23]

dont even know if i believe this or not

[lonegambler23]

Compromise, be a good listener, offer lot's of attention and give positive reinforcement always.. That's what my married friends tell me that are still happily married anyways..

Be a "yes" man in other words...

Me, I'd rather be single, gamble daily and not get harassed, get a dog instead if i get lonely.. Dating gives me a headache these days as I have high standards still..

look at yourself in the mirror... ditch the high standards bro..

[TheMoneyShot]

A lot of great marriage counselors in this thread

[eidolon]

Getting married in a few weeks

Money, sex, and whips.

[Seaweed]

I think marriage is underated

Makes you stable and all anyone needs is one good woman

Nobody wants to compromise snd committ these days

When things get hard or when challenged people dont want to put in work cause selfish and lazy

[The Kraken]

Have you learned how to suck rooster yet? Maybe you could practice on The Giant, I doubt that nerds getting any action

[konck]

Getting married in a few weeks

Just be nice to the Giant take care of him

[stevenash]

Practice apologizing.

This one made me laugh.

[JIBBBY]

look at yourself in the mirror... ditch the high standards bro..

I still look good in the mirror, work out daily, great shape, 6'5" 240 and am a multi millionaire. No need to lower my standards just yet.. Plus I'm a good guy at heart and a Christian man that is trying to always better myself.

I'm a positive person and always try to uplift people and be friendly to all daily. I like myself these days when I look in the mirror... Chicks in LA, Cali are tough though, materialistic, shallow and many of the good looking girls have serious issues... I need to go to church and find a good women if I ever want to get serious and settle down one day... I don't go to church often and that's my problem and I probably should..

Occasional dating works as I'm content with my single status for now.. I'm not complaining..

[Jimmy Proffett]

Does she come from money?? Or is she poor?

Um..... wrong

Just celebrated 13 years. Key is to make sure you're not the biggest loser husband among her friends' husbands.

Nope again

Don't bang her in the butt

Wrong, there's no other choice. Do you see why?

marriage = waste of time, money, stress...wife will get fat, she'll quit blowing you and you'll end up divorced like most....Good Luck!

Wrong nouns/pronouns yet again

Don't stick in the butthole

As mentioned, not much of a choice there. Unless the dude makes a hole in his taint