Bart Simpson must have been in Ohio

gauchojake · 08-23-17, 01:06 AM

Could have been Jimbo and Kearney as well

kidcudi92 · 08-23-17, 01:16 AM

Props for this reference 😂

Love Vintage Simpsons

gauchojake · 08-23-17, 01:37 AM

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

brooks85 · 08-23-17, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

An idle mind is the devil's playground.

gauchojake · 08-23-17, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by brooks85

An idle mind is the devil's playground.

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...