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  • Wheatgrass
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-05-17
    • 507

    #1
    getting a fake wedding ring
    im 42 and in good shape. pretty good looking and im totally sick of gays giving me that look. was just playing poker and there was a slimy gay at the table and he wouldnt stop looking at me. sick of it. weird fuk
  • Flashmo
    SBR MVP
    • 09-27-09
    • 1022

    #2
    lol..you know he jacked to you later
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #3
      Wjeater YOU are the bad guy if you resist their advances
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      • Wheatgrass
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 07-05-17
        • 507

        #4
        it went past poker to him wondering if im in for some action. fuggin gross
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        • jtoler
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-17-13
          • 30967

          #5
          Tell your gf that story she'll prob say youre just a homophobe, have had it happen.
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          • funnyb25
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 07-09-09
            • 39663

            #6
            Someone that is THIS against gay men, is definitely gay...

            BOL
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            • VeggieDog
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-21-09
              • 7214

              #7
              You shore got a purty mouth.
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              • Wheatgrass
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 07-05-17
                • 507

                #8
                Originally posted by funnyb25
                Someone that is THIS against gay men, is definitely gay...

                BOL
                disgusting. i dont usually play poker so i play unorthodox, and at first i was wondering if he was sizing me up. but then he wouldnt stop. i like a good turbo tournament but i might never go back to this place because of this freak
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                • bigtymer56
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-31-12
                  • 4742

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wheatgrass
                  disgusting. i dont usually play poker so i play unorthodox, and at first i was wondering if he was sizing me up. but then he wouldnt stop. i like a good turbo tournament but i might never go back to this place because of this freak
                  Wow he really got in your head.....seems like a great poker strategy if you can pull it off.
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                  • geebert74
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-03-09
                    • 2445

                    #10
                    Bitches do it all the time... Why can't you bro-ski? You also probably play an instrument, dance quite well, and suck a mean egg plant making all of us straight guys looks like shit.
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                    • El Nino
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-03-12
                      • 18426

                      #11
                      Did he fist you gently???
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
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                        • Sam Odom
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-30-05
                          • 58063

                          #13
                          closeted gays are the most homophobic
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                          • Sam Odom
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-30-05
                            • 58063

                            #14



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                            • b1slickguy
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-24-11
                              • 11959

                              #15
                              Wheaties, did he backdoor you on the river?
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                              • Wheatgrass
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 07-05-17
                                • 507

                                #16
                                what a bunch of clowns here
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                                • Sam Odom
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-30-05
                                  • 58063

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by b1slickguy

                                  Wheaties, did he backdoor you on the river?

                                  Ace on River


                                  Big Slick fukked Wheaty
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                                  • funnyb25
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 39663

                                    #18
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                                    • Wheatgrass
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 07-05-17
                                      • 507

                                      #19
                                      im fine with flamboyant gays. even closet gays that dont stare. but the mid 40's unemployed man who wont stop looking at me and would not even say anything after i finally said "whats up"

                                      weird shtt you had to be there to feel the freaky feeling. these guys have different brains
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                                      • Sam Odom
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-30-05
                                        • 58063

                                        #20
                                        Wheaty = Queer Bait
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                                        • marcoloco
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-05-10
                                          • 3986

                                          #21
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                                          • Waterstpub87
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-09-09
                                            • 4108

                                            #22
                                            A side effect of getting a wedding ring is that women will suddenly become much more into you. Always want something that is out of reach.
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                                            • Wheatgrass
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 07-05-17
                                              • 507

                                              #23
                                              thought about it and i wont be going back there. i only play tournaments and if he was at my table it would just be so weird. i dont want him to find out my name or see my license plate either
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                                              • Dollars2Donuts
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-07-13
                                                • 8803

                                                #24
                                                Honestly, they can smell their own type. Don't deny it any longer. Let nature take its long, windy and sometimes rough course. Smell the roses and lick some butthole. You know you want to.
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                                                • dlowilly
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-09-16
                                                  • 13862

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Waterstpub87
                                                  A side effect of getting a wedding ring is that women will suddenly become much more into you. Always want something that is out of reach.
                                                  This

                                                  Not only would it keep queers away but it will make women much more interested

                                                  Only thing better is being out with a good looking woman. Of course you completely fall of the gaydar but other women go nuts wondering who this guy is with this hot chick they are jealous of
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                                                  • Wheatgrass
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 07-05-17
                                                    • 507

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
                                                    Honestly, they can smell their own type. Don't deny it any longer. Let nature take its long, windy and sometimes rough course. Smell the roses and lick some butthole. You know you want to.
                                                    another punk
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                                                    • funnyb25
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 07-09-09
                                                      • 39663

                                                      #27
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Seven out of every 10 men have sexual thoughts with another man or a transsexual we have done studies here in the office
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                                                        • Philmill
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-30-11
                                                          • 4275

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
                                                          Honestly, they can smell their own type. Don't deny it any longer. Let nature take its long, windy and sometimes rough course. Smell the roses and lick some butthole. You know you want to.
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                                                          • RudyRuetigger
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 08-24-10
                                                            • 65084

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jtoler
                                                            Tell your gf that story she'll prob say youre just a homophobe, have had it happen.
                                                            bro youre liberal

                                                            95% your gf is a man anyway
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                                                            • nyplayer33
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 09-27-06
                                                              • 8303

                                                              #31
                                                              Interesting how you don't like gays looking at you..but it's ok u talk to young girls at work or bar etc wnd wsnt sex right away. Even if she doesnt and knows your intent..u care less. But u want gays to care about your feelings.
                                                              .
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                                                              • nyplayer33
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 09-27-06
                                                                • 8303

                                                                #32
                                                                The fact that it bothers yoy..neans you have emotional issues..seek help
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                                                                • themike78
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 07-01-13
                                                                  • 4873

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jtoler
                                                                  Tell your gf that story she'll prob say youre just a homophobe, have had it happen.
                                                                  You mean your boyfriend right? Stop lying.
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                                                                  • themike78
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-01-13
                                                                    • 4873

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Being gay is a mental disorder. And how come queers always have money? Is there some gay check they get every week or something?
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                                                                    • RudyRuetigger
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 08-24-10
                                                                      • 65084

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by themike78
                                                                      Being gay is a mental disorder. And how come queers always have money? Is there some gay check they get every week or something?
                                                                      well lets just say they do not have to buy steak, etc bc they get another kind of meat free so it saves on grocery bill

                                                                      ok??
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