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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    I've never been this high......
    Arkansas man arrested, accused of having sex with family's pet donkey

    An Arkansas man is accused of having sex with a family's pet donkey on multiple occasions, authorities say.


    Everett Lee Compton, 49, faces charges of bestiality, criminal trespassing and cruelty to animals following his arrest in Siloam Springs on July 16.


    Investigators say the donkey's owners, Emert and Joyce Whitaker, told officers that they'd had issues with trespassers harassing their pet donkeys over the past three years.


    The problem got so bad that Emert Whitaker posted several "No Trespassing" and "Do Not Feed Animals" signs around the property. He also placed a game camera in a field south of his house where the female donkeys are kept.


    According to court documents, the camera captured images of a man coming onto the Whitakers' property early on May 27 and June 4. The pictures show the man placing a bag over a donkey's head, then getting behind the donkey and placing his pelvis against the rear of the animal.


    More images were captured early on July 5 and July 6. These showed the same man feeding the donkeys from bags that appeared to be bread bags before approaching the animals from behind and placing his pelvis against them.


    According to an incident report seen by KHBS, an officer arrived at the Whitaker's property and found Compton hiding in the bushes. Compton initially claimed he was feeding the donkeys some carrots and denied having sex with the animals.



    When told about the surveillance footage, Compton allegedly said he smoked a lot of marijuana and claimed the drug made him do "sick things." He also promised the officer that he would get help if he was not charged.

  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    Donk's editorial notes:

    they had signs about not feeding the donkey, but no "Please do not fuk the Donkey" sign.....

    if more than one person has been out there layin' the pipe to this f'n donkey, I think a valid defense (blame the victim for being a slut who was asking for it) may come into play here.....

    Lastly, he put a "bag over the donkey's head".... he should've read "The Donk's Guide to F'n Ugly Bitches," page 17, where I always recommend not only placing a bag over an ugly bitch's head, but one over your own head as well (the classic "two bagger"), in case the bag over her head comes off..... Had he done so, chances are the f'n game camera footage wouldn't have been enough to I.D. the sick bastard.....
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    • jtoler
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-17-13
      • 30967

      #3
      Had a buddy in college who used to talk about putting paper bags over the ugmos head also, he was referring to humans though.
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      • Walulu
        SBR MVP
        • 03-20-10
        • 1123

        #4
        You've gotta click the link and watch the local news report. Ha! Wow, WTF?!?!
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by Walulu
          You've gotta click the link and watch the local news report. Ha! Wow, WTF?!?!
          wow!

          pretty hot reporter....

          and i don't know, those damn donkeys looked pretty satisfied to me.....
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