Well, at least that's how I interpret this dating site advertisement:
VeggieDog
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02-21-09
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Yeah, I'm sure they all look like her, too.
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09-03-13
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Originally posted by VeggieDog
Yeah, I'm sure they all look like her, too.
some, born in the chernobyl region, have not only those same looks, but additional nuclear meltdown genetic mutations... one babe i'm talkin' with has seven fingers, enabling her to give your balls the ultimate fondle....
another actually has two vaginas, said I could fist and fuk her at the same time --- without having to go anal -- which is the usual russian/ukrane/eastern euro ho protocol for pulling off a fist/fuk combo on them.....
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DiggityDaggityDo
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11-30-08
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#4
This is right up my alley.
Count me in.
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DwightShrute
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01-17-09
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09-03-13
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i'm tellin u, diggity, when i read Olga's private message (during our sexting session) in response to me telling her how i'd have her jacked up against he headboard doggystyle, pounding away and be yellin' out my go to line of "REACH BACK AND GRAB SOME MOTHER F'N SACK".... SHE said "imagine how good it will feel having your sack grabbed by 14 fingers!!!!!"
session was over 14 seconds later..... huge release!