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  • ABEHONEST
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-09
    • 9470

    #1
    ABE claims to be the champion of the thickest...
    and widest ankles on SBR. The combination of those two.
    Hey, this is no joke! It's absolutely serious, and why I wasn't a champion in football, basketball, or track, I'll never know? And it haunts me to this day.
    These thick ankles are twice as thick and wide as Kobe Bryant's, yet that same question above lingers on. Look at Kobe's toothpicks.

    I challenge any member weighing under 200 lbs to a ankle runoff.
    * I you take on my challenge, you must put up 10 points to enter this contest. If you should win, I will double your payoff winnings.
    ** There is no room for fakes or cheats on this deadly serious contest. Don't even think about it!
  • biggie12
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-30-05
    • 13792

    #2
    penetrate no work this morning ? Bored? Mental illness?

    Which one ?
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    • ABEHONEST
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-09
      • 9470

      #3
      When I get 10 legitimate photos posted, then, and only then, will I expose my beauts. Not until then, either.
      * This contest is not for juvenile member's who will no doubt be tempted to make a joke of my contest. Be better than that you poop.
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      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        abe

        send a pic of your rooster to jjgold
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        • biggie12
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-30-05
          • 13792

          #5
          Originally posted by ABEHONEST
          When I get 10 legitimate photos posted, then, and only then, will I expose my beauts. Not until then, either.
          * This contest is not for juvenile member's who will no doubt be tempted to make a joke of my contest. Be better than that you poop.
          Abe dimentia is a real thing i hope u have a loved one or someone to watch over you. You should not be left unattended
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          • ABEHONEST
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-27-09
            • 9470

            #6
            Originally posted by Sam Odom
            abe

            send a pic of your rooster to jjgold
            I only do ankles. JJ, if he's lucky enough to ever see my beauts, it will expose the answer, obviously, concerning questions about rooster sizes.
            But that's another contest.
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            • Cuse0323
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-09-09
              • 30169

              #7
              Mine are pretty swollen from the booze, and gout. Unfortunately, I don't fit the weight requirement. Good luck ABE.
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              • ABEHONEST
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-27-09
                • 9470

                #8
                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                Mine are pretty swollen from the booze, and gout. Unfortunately, I don't fit the weight requirement. Good luck ABE.
                Thank you. Good sports are always welcome.
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                • kidcudi92
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-14-11
                  • 15434

                  #9
                  saloon
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                  • MaddyMax
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 02-14-17
                    • 790

                    #10
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                    • ABEHONEST
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-27-09
                      • 9470

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kidcudi92
                      saloon
                      Come on you wimp! 75% of these threads could go to the saloon.
                      What's ya got, small feet?
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                      • ABEHONEST
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-27-09
                        • 9470

                        #12
                        Well, what were the odds my thread would be marooned to the saloon?
                        Actually, I was chalk favorite. Still, I see no takers. ABE wins again.
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                        • Waterstpub87
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-09-09
                          • 4108

                          #13
                          Let me make sure I understand this, you want to have a cankles competition? Am I reading this right?
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            This is a strange fetish.
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                            • Shute
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-20-17
                              • 11835

                              #15
                              Hate cankles. Nothing more unattractive
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                              • The Kraken
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-25-11
                                • 28918

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                Mine are pretty swollen from the booze, and gout. Unfortunately, I don't fit the weight requirement. Good luck ABE.
                                That's no bueno, liver is shot, portal hypertension

                                Go to the nearest university hospital and go to the er, you'll get admitted and put on the liver transplant list if you can get clean
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