South Texas Currency... (Back from Vacation in time for the weekend)... Specks!!

[Auto Donk]

well, pulled in late last night from a week down on North Padre Island..... fishing was great, as the vid below shows.....

As a few of you know by now, fish like these:

can be traded for asses like these:



to repeat, a pair of TROUT LIKE THESE:





can get you, straight up, a pair of asses like these:






To summarize, a 25" and 18.5" pair of speckled trout can be bartered, straight up, for something along the lines of this:




or this (twice; front and back doors):

[Auto Donk]

In case you're like rudy or seeweed and have a hard time getting the point,

THIS:




can get you deep inside the cinnamon ring of this (well, not if you're hung like JJ Gold, as there won't be anything "deep" about that, but for the others not hung like a shrimp, this).:

[Snowball]

you really love buttocks.

[Auto Donk]

always been an ass man, for sure.....



but my wife's "attributes" up top made me appreciate these as well:

[Auto Donk]

(I, however, generally speaking, don't need a babe to signal to me she wants two in the pink and one in the stink!)

[Auto Donk]

anyone want some fish?


diggity, you better get your ass down to corpus the next time I go down to the surf.......

this box of fish will keep you "active" in the VIP room of any of the local strip clubs for at least 3-4 hours.....

[Auto Donk]

remember always.....

a box of fish like these:




can be traded for a volleyball court full of asses like these:

[Auto Donk]

surf in galveston calm today, almost like a bay.....

txaron, you fishing?

almost shagged ass down to the end orf the seawall myself this morning.... watching the surf cam, I sure as hell should have:

http://www.galveston.com/surfcam/

[Auto Donk]

well, it's official..... hitting the surf in galveston first thing tomorrow morning....

txaron, or anyone else in the area, wanna slay some trout in the surf, the winds are predicted to be 4-5 mph out of the s.east; perfrect, surf should be calm and green (green enough, anyway), to the shore.......

nephew ridin' dirty with me.....

[bradthebloke]

donk, you hit the bob hall pier while down in corpus? spent many spring breaks on that god damned pier. my pops would take us out on that pier every spring break from 9-6 every fawkin day of spring break. hated that shit. I did pour a diet coke down a fish's throat though

[Auto Donk]

fished about half a mile north of it, prefer wadin in the surf to pier fishing.....

busted serious trout ass in galveston today;... 8 specs, 3 sand trout, 21 whiting, 1 drum, and 1 spanish mackerel.... photos to follow; (still cleaning fish)

nephew pulled in 4 specs, a few sand trout, and about 15 whiting.....

diggity, that's 12 large speckled trout total..... (you KNOW what we could do with those.......)



HINT: (AS if you need it).....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Does the nephew know what he can get for those 4 specs?

[Auto Donk]

Does the nephew know what he can get for those 4 specs?

given that i took him to Boys Town in Neuvo Laredo for his 15th Birthday (spawning "The Legend of the Bambino", who sports the largest white kahk those hos had ever seen), you can rest assured he is well versed in Speckled Trout Currency.......