Aspiring model catches man on flight texting about her appearance.

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  • Kermit
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    • 09-27-10
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    #1
    Aspiring model catches man on flight texting about her appearance.
    She works out 5 times a week.



  • teaserpleaser
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    • 08-14-08
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    #2
    Wow that's akward dude tried to say he didn't .

    Then I noticed the nervous movement.

    Then Dude said ive been drinking
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    • Kermit
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      #3
      The Yahoo comment section is absolutely brutal.

      On an additional note, what is this woman doing reading this guy's texts in the first place? I don't think that I have ever heard of a stranger just reading what someone else is texting. And how did she take pics of the texts he was sending without him knowing?

      "I think she ate a Mexican" - Some guy wearing shorts on a plane
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      • Kermit
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        #4
        She says "My body is none if your business" meanwhile she is reading and photographing his private text messages.
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        • StackinGreen
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          • 10-09-10
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          #5
          "Works out" now means "binge eats" beyond regular 3 meals per day

          Counting down til the reset, this type of delusion can only last so long.
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          • jtoler
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            • 12-17-13
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            #6
            Originally posted by Kermit
            The Yahoo comment section is absolutely brutal.

            On an additional note, what is this woman doing reading this guy's texts in the first place? I don't think that I have ever heard of a stranger just reading what someone else is texting. And how did she take pics of the texts he was sending without him knowing?

            "I think she ate a Mexican" - Some guy wearing shorts on a plane
            Why are you asking questions. You conspiracy nut, if it said she took pics then she took pics.
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            • Kermit
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              #7
              Originally posted by jtoler
              Why are you asking questions. You conspiracy nut, if it said she took pics then she took pics.
              I am asking how this guy was stupid enough to let someone take pics of his texting without realizing it.

              But now that you have come along, perhaps this is a set-up between this fat woman and this man to enhance this woman's publicity. Maybe that is why she didn't record his face. Jtoler, we may be on to something.
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              • Auto Donk
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                • 09-03-13
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                #8
                he wanted some fame....

                granted, if she busted me sending messages out about her, i probably would have, on impulse, shoved my phone up her fat disgusting ass before deleting the messages I was sending to all my friends about her, and upon having the phone removed from her red-meat filled bowels, the gig would have been up for me too.....

                fuk her and her fat ass.... I'm free not only to text about your fat disgusting ass, i'm free to openly discuss it with other passengers right in front of you if i desire..... and just try and sit on me, mother fukker..... i'll put your celluite-laden lard ass right back into the two seats you bought from the airline (obviously you don't fit in one)......

                fuk off
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                • Auto Donk
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                  • 09-03-13
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                  #9
                  i just played the situation in my mind how i would have reacted if confronted as he was;

                  honest response:

                  "Get your fat fukkin' ass away from me bitch! Fuk off!!!!"

                  upon her saying she had pictures:

                  "I don't give a fuk what you have.... get your fat ass outta my face before i start taking some photos of your rolls, bitch!!!! Fuk off!!!!"

                  if she persisted:

                  "Bitch, if you don't get your fat fukkin' ass back in your seats, the pilot's going to have to make an emergency landing so we can get a medic on board, to pull one of these Luchese boots i'm wearing out of your fat fukkin' ass! Fuk off!!!!"
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                  • VeggieDog
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                    • 02-21-09
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                    #10
                    Any time I fly, I always ALWAYS get stuck next to the fatso. Never fails.
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                    • Auto Donk
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                      • 09-03-13
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                      #11
                      "i don't even know why your fat fukkin ass is on this flight, you should've just floated your hindenburg ass to pheonix, Blimpo!! Fuk off!!!!"
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                      • Cuse0323
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                        • 12-09-09
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                        #12
                        Wait. Someone pays her to model, or just an aspiring hog?
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                        • grease lightnin
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                          • 10-01-12
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                          #13
                          She lost me at working out 5x a week. Please
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                          • Cuse0323
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                            #14
                            Hah. He handled it pretty well, and had some nice insults. Just wanted the pig to get off, and get her chow so he fake apologized. Love how she had to talk about her shoots incessantly. Someone should shoot her so starving kids could have some food leftover. Who the hell pays that beast? Plus sized model, great. She's not even remotely attractive, and I'd fck about anything. Is plus sized now morbidly obese diabetic model?
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                            • Auto Donk
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                              • 09-03-13
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                              #15
                              by "model" she means posing as the 'before' photo in those phony weight loss ads.....

                              that fat ugly whore has never done any real modeling.....


                              she could possibly land a 'stand in' / body double for that f'n whale in my avatar.... but that's about it..... as it appears to be a rotting dead whale carcass now that i really look at, she's probably a shoe-in for that role too, as i'm sure the fact that she can't even reach her vageen around that satchel that holds her gut in, it probably hasn't had any proper higene work on it in years, so the odor is probably akin to a rotting whale carcass......
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                              • Kermit
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                                • 09-27-10
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                                #16
                                Maybe she models those King Sized 10 person tents.

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                                • Auto Donk
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                                  • 09-03-13
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                                  #17
                                  holy shit.... just made it through the whole video, and caught the comment by the pig at the end that she lives in Dallas.....

                                  for the last several years, after hundreds of years of no siesmic activity of any significance, Big-D has been having unexplained earthquakes and tremors and shit at an alarming rate, with most sceintists have blaming fracking for natural gas for the previously unexplained phenomenon.....

                                  well, the cat is out of the bag now as to what the penetrate is really causing all this shit.... look at this pig natalie's workout schedule, and i guaran-damn-tee it coincides with the goddam richter scale activity happening in north f'n texas.....
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                                  • Auto Donk
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                                    • 09-03-13
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                                    #18
                                    plus, she said she's been working on the flight arrangements for at least two weeks.... including several people at her company, working for hours on end for weeks to try to figure out how to ship her to whereever the fuk it is she's going.......

                                    goddam!!!! just how big is this fukking bitch?!?!?!

                                    i'm sure all the people working on this task never thought for even a second that a commercial flight would work, primarily due to size of the entrance to most commercial jets..... they probably thought a long haul trucking company used to hauling oversized 'wide loads' or a goddamn tanker of some sort could get the job done by sea..... like those idiots did with King Fukkin' Kong back in the 70's, emptying out one of the compartments for him, to haul his big ass to NYC.....

                                    obviously, everyone on the f'n flight was concerned about whehter the f'n jet would even be able to get off the ground with her on board.....


                                    at the end of the day, her employer took a helluva chance, and just stapled a few of these to her ass and gut and sent her down to United and prayed for the best:

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                                    • jtoler
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                                      • 12-17-13
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                                      #19
                                      Let's not fat shame Natalie guys, we didnt make ourselves. Much more acclaimed is the beauty within.
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                                      • Auto Donk
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                                        • 09-03-13
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jtoler
                                        Let's not fat shame Natalie guys, we didnt make ourselves. Much more acclaimed is the beauty within.
                                        FROM what i heard of this bitch on the vid, the inside is as disgusting as the outside.... she starts droppin' f bombs on the poor bastard, etc.....

                                        i knew there was more to this travel story and all the problems they were having knowing she'd never fit in an ordinary airline seat, and sure enough, here she is going down I-10, under cover, for an exclusive shoot in panama beach, FL (unfortunately, the photo is taken from behind one of the escort vehicles, so you can't get a good look at her ass under the tarp, but she's there);


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                                        • jtoler
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                                          • 12-17-13
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                                          #21
                                          Haha Im just trolling Donker. Im not mad at plus sized models but I wonder who the market/target audience is and where were they years ago, seems they burst onto the scene a few years ago out of nowhere or maybe its just that social media has made everything appear such.
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                                          • Auto Donk
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                                            • 09-03-13
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jtoler
                                            Haha just trolling Donker. I have no hate for the plus sized models but I wonder who the market/target audience is and where were they years ago, seems they burst onto the scene a few years ago out of nowhere or maybe its just that social media has made everything appear such.
                                            i think its the proliferation of all the sites on line that enable tons of photos to get out into the public (snapchat, instagram, twitter, etc.).. like this one, for example;



                                            this fat whore is a stool company ad man's dream!!!!!

                                            suddenly, she's a plus size model just because a company paid her a few bucks to show how f'n strong their products are, and how they can hold any amount of f'n weight you can throw at it.....

                                            sad thing is then this whore gets on a plane with a f'n attitude because now 'she's a plus size model'......

                                            fat chicks have no place in modeling, it disrupts the natural order of things.....


                                            ps... i just got a good look at that f'n bikini bottom, and was cracking up at whatever company decided 'let's be sure to add size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL just in case some ultra fat whore wants one of our suits.....

                                            then i realized it's a homemade suit made out of a curtain and two six foot long chain dog leashes.....
                                            '
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                                            • Cuse0323
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                                              #23
                                              Ahhh, fck. Donker.



                                              Hilarious. A wordsmith like no other.
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                She lost me at working out 5x a week. Please
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                                                • Auto Donk
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                                                  • 09-03-13
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                                                  #25
                                                  vagina exposed???/



                                                  hell no!!!! her damn belly button is right where her wajeen is supposed to be.....

                                                  her vent is hiding somewhere under that outter layer of gut.............
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                                                  • Auto Donk
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                                                    • 09-03-13
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                                                    #26
                                                    and holy shit, i just realized that's her tit poking out, down where a normal person's right knee would generally be.....
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                      #27
                                                      You guys think she will see this thread?
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                                                      • katstale
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                                                        #28
                                                        Man, don't even get me started on this BS. Fat hogs buying 1 ticket and then taking up 2 seats. I got caught in this just 2 weeks ago, Bitches fat flesh tsunami rolled over the arm rest. She took half my seat. Of course United didn't refund me anything.
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                                                        • BigOrange
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                                                          • 08-13-09
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                                                          #29
                                                          If that's an "Aspiring Model", I'm a fukking aspiring Astronaut!
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                                                          • Auto Donk
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                                                            • 09-03-13
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BigOrange
                                                            If that's an "Aspiring Model", I'm a fukking aspiring Astronaut!
                                                            and jj Gold an "aspiring 'well hung' pornstar".....

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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • cashin81
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                                                                • 09-10-14
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                                                                #32
                                                                dont fatties have to pay for 2 seats?
                                                                shes very fat
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                                                                • cashin81
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                                                                  • 09-10-14
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  dont fatties have to pay for 2 seats?<br>
                                                                  shes very fat
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                                                                  • gauchojake
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    don't fatties have to pay for 2 seats?

                                                                    shes very fat
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                                                                    • konck
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                                                                      • 10-17-06
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Just ask why is your fat faking azz spying on me
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